It occurred to me last night that my blog is really just a nonsensical diary. I don’t really discuss the industry or the process (much). I mostly talk about me and the dorky things I do. Is that bad? Heck no! There are a million blogs out there discussing these things. My purpose is merely to entertain. And to consume great quantities of Diet Pepsi.
I assume that you are reading this because you are either
a) my loyal minion,
b) unable to click away due to computer error
c) morbidly curious
d) planning my demise and want to know a bit about me first
or e) a lucky soul that just happened to find my page.
Something you should know is that all of the above categories classify you as one of my minions (okay, for all the ‘d’ minions, you’re less loyal than the rest, but still…there you have it). And soon (very soon) you’ll all have a little something to show for it. No, no, this has nothing to do with the SSS (Super Secret Surprise). This is something entirely different.
I’m going to make buttons that read, simply “MINION” (with my web address at the bottom, of course). I’ll ship them out to whomever asks for one–all I ask in return is that you send me a picture of you wearing it, so that I can properly display my minion horde. However, this is something that’s not happening YET. So remain calm and spread the word.
And do my bidding. (Sorry, can’t be helped)
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Can I say f) all of the above
I write. I blog. And hell if I ain’t gonna check out other author blogs. Isn’t that what it’s all about?
Send along the button. You asked for the picture. Seriously. I take the challenge.
Bethany gets her own category (f), because she’s special.
Now, now, kids, don’t fight. You’re all special. *kish*
I’m putting you on the list, Bethany!
I know I’m special, just not the way Bethany is
I’m definitely an A-Lister, or maybe that’s an A-Categorier? Anyway… I’m a Minion with a capital “M”.
I’ll even keep the photo’s clean.
If I have it by the conference I’ll take a picture wearing it, standing next to you. How’s that for dedication???
I’m totally up for that! I’ll see if I can get them ready by then.
I am SO your minion, Heather.
Are you Jesse’s Girl?
HELL yes, I am!
I guess I fall into the (e) category – by clicking on “Next Blog”.
Welcome to my minion horde, Celestino
By the way, chickie, I love all your blurbs on your blog now. Excellent job!
Thank you, sugar! I’m seriously proud of them.
g) keeping myself happily occupied until the next U.S. presidential election
h) terminally single and soaking up all the love here
XO,
C.
So long as you do my bidding, C
*kish kish*
It is *my* pleasure, darling!
C.
I’m in.
Rock on, girly! *kish*
Buttons?! I can’t believe you didn’t mention buttons to me earlier!
I think I have my own category too – z) you’re my sister and I have to do your bidding