That’s right, my minions (and if you’re reading this, then yes…that means you)…we got new bling! (and yeah, I know that was poor grammar…but I’m hip, yo *snort!*) Now introducing the all new Minion Bling…Minion Bling 2.0, which features such awe-inspiring phrases as “vampires suck” and “eighth grade bites”. (Both phrases, as it turns out, are absolutely true.)
Minion Bling 2.0 is a limited edition type thing. How we’ll work it is this: you ask for Minion Bling, I send (free of charge!) said Bling…along with some Minion Bling 2.0 because you’re special and I just love you like that. (never mind that whole self-promotion thing…it’s about the love…no, really)
Also, in the next few weeks, my completely revamped (ha!) website will be unleashed, bringing with it one very cool contest, featuring some serious prizage. So…watch for that coming soon. I’m calling it the ‘Bat To School’ contest. 
For now, I’m still working on EIGHTH GRADE BITES copyedits and drooooooooooooling over my cover art.
I need a bib.
Black bib.
With bats on it.
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That’s awesome news there about the bling… and of course that you are still working on copyedits.
I can’t wait to see the new site. Mike C. does REALLY cool stuff with sites (yeah, I checked him out). Can’t wait to see the cool new fonts there as well.
I owe you a picture of me and friends and family with the 1.0 bling. That shall come soon. Promise.
Mike C does do great stuff, of that there’s no doubt…but Shelley Kay of Webcrafters Design is the designer for the all new heatherbrewer.com.
No hurry on that pic, Ewoh–I know you’ve got some writing to do.
Just got my Minion Bling today! Thank you, thank you! I’ll start a cult following all on my own…
Very cool cover!
Yay, cult following!
The Minion Horde grows ever on.
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