Auntie Heather is in a giving mood. Apart from the art contest, I think the Minion Horde needs a quickie contest here on the blog. Don’t you, Minions?
So…do you know what a haiku is? Well, good (if you do…if not, go to that link and read – it’s basically a poem with three lines, first line has five syllables, second has seven, third has five). Because we’re going to hold a Vlad Tod haiku mini-contest!!!
I’ll leave this open until September 30th and pick/announce the winner on October 1st. To enter, just post your Vlad-inspired (or any other character/whatnot from my books) haiku as a comment to this thread. If you post anonymously (which you can do if you don’t have a Blogger account), make sure you post your name and then watch the blog on October 1st to see if you’ve won. You only get one shot, one entry, so make it a good one. I’ll be holding two contests – one here and the other on MySpace. Feel free to enter both.
What will you win? Why, 100 of your very own Minion Horde business cards!

You can pass them out to non-Minion friends, use them as bookmarks, horde them away like an evil troll…whatever you want. They’re yours.
Get crackin’!


half human, half vamp
Creature of the night, pravus
whats he gonna do
Kaitlyn from Maryland
Poor Vlad, you’re stressed.
Vampires, humans, pravus,
Oh, and that math test.
Oh, Vladimir Tod,
How the bullies pick on you.
Why don’t you bite them?
JewelKazacami (Jewel64@roadrunner.com)
Pearl-white fangs glisten
In the moons reflecting light.
I feast on your blood.
alexis from new jersey (sasukeminion17@gmail.com)
Vladimir Tod, why?
Human and vampire, yes
To enslave man? No.
If you haven’t guessed it’s just what I think about Vladimir Tod and him possibly being Pravus. ^^;
Sorry Heather but this is the best I can do right now…I have so much work with school and all the after school clubs…
Is there any way we can get some cards without winning?
U,Vladimir Tod
R Strong Wise and Cunning,
Human,Vampire
raven_2_cool_4_u@yahoo.com
Edwards Not as Hot
as the half vamp half human
Vladmir Todd, Teen pravus
Ashley~ ashkazooniee2@sbcglobal.net
blood runs cold and seeps
down the walls, down your arms, everywhere
pray its not the end
well auntie heather i really have no idea where this comes from it just ran through my head-Denise in New York
corderobysd@aol.com
Feast, D’Ablo, Feast!
You’re prideful, it stains like blood.
But death will claim you!
Logan G. Barker
barker_boy_66@hotmail.com
is D’ablo three syllables?
Dear Auntie Heather,
Petite package of
Care, worry, love, hope, and strength
Thou be Aunt Nelly
By the way the project that I did on your books got me a 105% and an A+ on my report card. Thank you so much and have a fangtastic day.
=
-Vic
Worry? Please don't fear!
Your salvation is so near,
It is almost here.
Why so rhyming? /)_<
(if you need my email then I'll email it to you. How will you GET the cards to the winner anyway O.O
*)
RJ – I figured I’d be different and mail them to the winner.
Rushing through their necks
Under that thin, thin membrane
Will I give in, no.
oh, i don’t really know if you need my e-mail but watever. lol
acesdramaqueen08@aol.com
XD
Ah, that sounds fairly logical.
Haikus, I can’t write
But for you, Vladimir Tod
I think that I will
sdjunk@clickspace.com
Vald, Little Devil.
Fangs, white blades, in blood revel.
Vlad, Little Devil.
AHHHH! i can’t write one.
i’m usually good at haikus.
last year i wrote a poem about you and another about vald.
it was for my language arts class. i got an A.
I think i’ll try again…
Vladimir Todd is,
a wonderful vampire.
Please bite me right now.
it’s ok… :/
Vlad growing stronger
His enemies growing too
Which one will win……Vlad?
will’s haiku
waiting in the bush
hunger is insatiable
no one understands
this is from vlads point of view when he first tries to take blood from a human
Real vampire cowboys
ride off into the sunrise
wearing purple suits
Oops, forgot to add…
HUZZAH!! for Otis Otis!! \*o*/
Ghastly shade of white
Haunting in the evening hours
Don’t yield to your thirst
Isaac- ijake14_@hotmail.com
I shall not feast,
I will control my hunger,
So i’m not a beast.
http://www.dagendesh@netzero.com
It’s Vlad’s view on feeding from
“the source” in other words, us…
I hope I’m not to late but here it is:
Vikas, a friend.
A teacher, stubborn ’till end.
But watch, Vlad. Revenge.
I’m also so disappointed, no one ever notices Vikas, I think he deserves a small haiku!
~Elidor
Elidornn@gmail.com