Spontaneous Mini-Contest!

Auntie Heather is in a giving mood. Apart from the art contest, I think the Minion Horde needs a quickie contest here on the blog. Don’t you, Minions?

So…do you know what a haiku is? Well, good (if you do…if not, go to that link and read – it’s basically a poem with three lines, first line has five syllables, second has seven, third has five). Because we’re going to hold a Vlad Tod haiku mini-contest!!!

I’ll leave this open until September 30th and pick/announce the winner on October 1st. To enter, just post your Vlad-inspired (or any other character/whatnot from my books) haiku as a comment to this thread. If you post anonymously (which you can do if you don’t have a Blogger account), make sure you post your name and then watch the blog on October 1st to see if you’ve won. You only get one shot, one entry, so make it a good one. I’ll be holding two contests – one here and the other on MySpace. Feel free to enter both.

What will you win? Why, 100 of your very own Minion Horde business cards!


You can pass them out to non-Minion friends, use them as bookmarks, horde them away like an evil troll…whatever you want. They’re yours.

Get crackin’!



26 Responses to “Spontaneous Mini-Contest!”

  1. Anonymous says:

    half human, half vamp
    Creature of the night, pravus
    whats he gonna do

    Kaitlyn from Maryland

  2. TennaV says:

    Poor Vlad, you’re stressed.
    Vampires, humans, pravus,
    Oh, and that math test.

  3. JewelKazacami says:

    Oh, Vladimir Tod,
    How the bullies pick on you.
    Why don’t you bite them?

    JewelKazacami (Jewel64@roadrunner.com)

  4. Anonymous says:

    Pearl-white fangs glisten
    In the moons reflecting light.
    I feast on your blood.

    alexis from new jersey (sasukeminion17@gmail.com)

  5. K8 says:

    Vladimir Tod, why?
    Human and vampire, yes
    To enslave man? No.

    If you haven’t guessed it’s just what I think about Vladimir Tod and him possibly being Pravus. ^^;

    Sorry Heather but this is the best I can do right now…I have so much work with school and all the after school clubs…

    Is there any way we can get some cards without winning?

  6. Minion Rachel K. says:

    U,Vladimir Tod
    R Strong Wise and Cunning,
    Human,Vampire

    raven_2_cool_4_u@yahoo.com

  7. Ashley says:

    Edwards Not as Hot

    as the half vamp half human

    Vladmir Todd, Teen pravus

    Ashley~ ashkazooniee2@sbcglobal.net

  8. Anonymous says:

    blood runs cold and seeps

    down the walls, down your arms, everywhere

    pray its not the end

    well auntie heather i really have no idea where this comes from it just ran through my head-Denise in New York

    corderobysd@aol.com

  9. wind waker logan says:

    Feast, D’Ablo, Feast!
    You’re prideful, it stains like blood.
    But death will claim you!

    Logan G. Barker
    barker_boy_66@hotmail.com

    is D’ablo three syllables?

  10. Vic says:

    Dear Auntie Heather,

    Petite package of
    Care, worry, love, hope, and strength
    Thou be Aunt Nelly

    By the way the project that I did on your books got me a 105% and an A+ on my report card. Thank you so much and have a fangtastic day.
    -Vic :) =

  11. RJ says:

    Worry? Please don't fear!
    Your salvation is so near,
    It is almost here.

    Why so rhyming? /)_<

    (if you need my email then I'll email it to you. How will you GET the cards to the winner anyway O.O

  12. Heather Brewer says:

    RJ – I figured I’d be different and mail them to the winner. ;)

  13. dark_angel92 says:

    Rushing through their necks
    Under that thin, thin membrane
    Will I give in, no.

  14. dark_angel92 says:

    oh, i don’t really know if you need my e-mail but watever. lol
    acesdramaqueen08@aol.com
    XD

  15. RJ says:

    Ah, that sounds fairly logical.

  16. Shawn says:

    Haikus, I can’t write
    But for you, Vladimir Tod
    I think that I will

    sdjunk@clickspace.com

  17. m says:

    Vald, Little Devil.
    Fangs, white blades, in blood revel.
    Vlad, Little Devil.

  18. crazyrocker621 says:

    AHHHH! i can’t write one.
    i’m usually good at haikus.

    last year i wrote a poem about you and another about vald.
    it was for my language arts class. i got an A.

    I think i’ll try again…

    Vladimir Todd is,
    a wonderful vampire.
    Please bite me right now.

    it’s ok… :/

  19. Jonny C says:

    Vlad growing stronger
    His enemies growing too
    Which one will win……Vlad?

  20. Anonymous says:

    will’s haiku

    waiting in the bush
    hunger is insatiable
    no one understands

    this is from vlads point of view when he first tries to take blood from a human

  21. Vortican says:

    Real vampire cowboys
    ride off into the sunrise
    wearing purple suits

  22. Vortican says:

    Oops, forgot to add…

    HUZZAH!! for Otis Otis!! \*o*/

  23. Anonymous says:

    Ghastly shade of white
    Haunting in the evening hours
    Don’t yield to your thirst

    Isaac- ijake14_@hotmail.com

  24. Chad says:

    I shall not feast,
    I will control my hunger,
    So i’m not a beast.

    http://www.dagendesh@netzero.com
    It’s Vlad’s view on feeding from
    “the source” in other words, us…

  25. Elidor says:

    I hope I’m not to late but here it is:

    Vikas, a friend.
    A teacher, stubborn ’till end.
    But watch, Vlad. Revenge.

    I’m also so disappointed, no one ever notices Vikas, I think he deserves a small haiku!

    ~Elidor
    Elidornn@gmail.com


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