Things That Auntie Heather Has Witnessed in Texas So Far

1. The pilot was the spitting image of that “Dude! You gotta get a Dell!” guy.
2. I saw a roadblock. Like an actual, cop cars blocking the road with lights on roadblock.
3. A church had a neon sign which read “REPENT!”
4. Y’know those signs on the highway that usually tell you when construction will be going on? I saw one that read “Needs New Batteries”.

And so my TX adventure begins…

By the by, if you’re in the area, come see me tonight.



62 Responses to “Things That Auntie Heather Has Witnessed in Texas So Far”

  1. JewelKazacami says:

    Haha, Texas sounds interesting. I've never been there. <_< But eh-. Haha.

  2. alexis says:

    needs new batteries??? interesting…guess what i had for breakfast???? count chocula!!! so delicious…soo chocolicious…. *drools*

    ok, i’m back…what was i talking about? oh yeah!!! texas sounds very exciting!!! i should visit there sometime!!

  3. Minion 38-14 says:

    the voices have silenced themselves so here i am once more. Well what church wouldn’t want a gaint neon sign, even if it said “LUCIFER LIES HERE!”or “JOIN OUR ANTICHRIST FAN CLUB!”

  4. Heather Brewer says:

    It’s the first giant neon church sign I’ve ever seen. *shrug*

  5. RJ says:

    When I went to Texas there was nothing like that! (the sign makes sense though, as you know, everything really IS bigger in Texas XD.)

  6. Heather Brewer says:

    Where’d you go, RJ? This was on a highway between the DFW airport and Euless, TX. It just struck me funny. :)

  7. alexis says:

    what color was the neon sign???

  8. Heather Brewer says:

    Bright red.

  9. alexis says:

    ooo…bright red…that’s like my ruler. if you press the button on the bottom, it lights up bright red. i love putting it up to my eye and pressing the button. soon, my retna will be completely bruned out. lol ^_^

  10. vampyjess says:

    LMAO!!!! Nothing like that here in Jersey unfortunetly…i’ve never been to texas but it sound fun!

    Jess

  11. AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! says:

    yeah Texis sounds funnn. antichrist fan club? ohmygoth. i dont even wanna know.

    Luv AVL.

  12. blackleaper12 says:

    hahaha, texas sounds fun! it’s just so far away! i wish i could come and meet you auntie, that would be so kool :) =!! oh, and alexis, I envy you with your count chocula :( =

  13. alexis says:

    i saw it yesterday in the store and immediately thought, i have to get count chocula!!! while i was eating them, my older brother was eating lucky charms. don’t get me wrong, i love lucky charms, but not in the halloween time of year.

  14. RJ says:

    I don’t remember, but it’s very far north Texas.

  15. chris says:

    lol sounds fun i hope u hav a good time

    p.s please, please, please come to Michigan so i can meet you, you are the best author ever!!!

  16. vampyjess says:

    Lucky charms is not in the halloween spirit, Count Chocula very in spirit of Hall of eve’s…I’m pretty sure i spelled htat wrong lol.

    Jess

  17. Minion Rachel K. says:

    wow can’t wait for the full moon tomorrow lol lasts four days ya kno!!!!!!! ye i keep track of tht stuff!!!!! allz good lol but i cant wait im so excited for the full moon im always so full of energy!!!!! im like tht right now but tomorrow i’ll be like *BOOM*!!!! lol haha hehehe can’t wait ha ha muwahaha

  18. Gerald Brandt says:

    You have all the fun!

  19. alexis says:

    melons are good for the soul… ♥

  20. m says:

    i get ‘full-moon happy’ too! Yeah for full moons! * dances with minion racheal k.*

    Never been to Texas before sounds interesting Auntie Heather!….Though I once saw a sign for Halloween that said ‘If you are tall than the sign go left if you are shorter go right.’ If you went left you go raisins and if you went right you got candy, an interesting way to get older kids who go just for free candy out of Halloween…

  21. Anonymous says:

    I agree.

    nothing in jersey like that.

    which reminds me… can you come somewhere in Bergen county one? PLEASE! I REALLY WANT TO MEET YOU!

    I am seriously, your biggest fan!

  22. vampyjess says:

    Bergen county…sounds familiar, is that in northern/central jersey?
    I luv the full moon! I can stare at it all night!

    Jess

  23. Anonymous says:

    needs new batteries… that’s kind of like the sign i saw at target. on a door it said no exit, then below it, it said exit only. they need to make uo their mind!

    though i don’t get the reasoning for the neon sign, i think i’ll start yelling REPENT! at people.
    along with KIBA!

    -amanda^^

  24. Anonymous says:

    I just remembered! this is like what happens to me all the time! when you talk to different people or go somewhere new you tend to hear/see different things…note: I did not say these things, people i know did: “you’re jewish? i thought you were japanese!” “i thought 6 was a letter!” “aren’t japanese people black?” “my name is julie, and these are my socks!”

    as you can see, there are some…..intersting people at my school…
    -amanda^^

  25. alexis says:

    yes. very interesting people. why aren’t i there? i’d fit in perfectly!!!

  26. vampyjess says:

    very, very odd…i’df fit in perfectly!

    Jess

  27. RJ says:

    ….

    REPENT!

    I’m going to do that to my friend’s tomorrow.

  28. Camidee says:

    I've been to Texas once, but that was during the evacuation for Katrina. >_> I never really got to venture around. Also, Auntie, look out for a doog with a long snout and short stubby front legs with taller back legs. It might be a chupacabra. ;) Also, you should come down to Louisiana sometime while your nearby. ^^

  29. alexis says:

    chupacabra? like that thing from billy and mandy?? chupamablabla???

  30. Anonymous says:

    chupamablabla! i’m going to start saying that!
    -amanda^^

  31. Heather Brewer says:

    No chupacabras! (darn it) But I did meet some awesome Minions – including Aniko! Plus I have awesome news that I will blog about on Monday, I think. Can you all wait that long?

  32. AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! says:

    I geuss i could wait. i was getting worried with you, i thought maybe like an axcent tribe kidnapped u into the tasmania or sumpen :) =

    Luv AVL.

  33. AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! says:

    p.s do u like the song crush by david archuleta? that song jus makes me feel all happy, when i listen2it i think bout me and vlad and edward cullen. but dont worry vlad, u still number 1:)=

    Luv AVL

  34. RJ says:

    I can wait for the news.

  35. blackleaper12 says:

    aw man i can’t wait to hear the news! :) =

  36. vampyjess says:

    I can’t wait for the news! Well, technically i could, but i don’t like the idea for waitign for it!
    …my brother won’t stop annoying me…again.

    Jess

  37. alexis says:

    random saying of the day: bananas are good for cramps. ♥

  38. AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! says:

    i know i hate my little brother. he is being u stupid lil ********** i hate him he makes me soooo mad

    Luv AVL

  39. AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! says:

    i know i hate my little brother. he is being u stupid lil something i cant say i hate him he makes me soooo mad

    Luv AVL

  40. JewelKazacami says:

    xP You know avl!_vlad_lover, hate is a very strong word and I would think about using it.

    Hating your brother for being annoying is more than wrong.

  41. alexis says:

    my little brother is annoying, but i don’t hate him. he’s my brother. and it’s so annoying when the boys in my class pick on him. i have to tell them to leave him alone. but still, i don’t hate him at all.

  42. Sebastian says:

    i really like this book, some people judge it by how it looks but when u read it, it is very interesting and also this book kinda relates to me and i hope that you keep on continuing the series

  43. donato says:

    yeah boy foshizle

  44. vampyjess says:

    Brother’s are good and bad at the same…i’m jsut glad i don’t have someone else’s ;P
    Yeah Sebestian, i agree! Vlad rox my sox off! It’s one of the best series ever AND i can relate to it!
    And yes, i jsut had a lot of sugar.

    Jess

  45. AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! says:

    Any one who has a brother can know im not literal, i love him ive even gottin into fights 4him. some times u can be sooo mad u jus wanna hate em. he does more than get on my nerves. he attacks me! but i NEVER really meen it in the way that i dont love him. its just u get so mad. and i was when i wrote that. and any1 who knows me would know i dont meen it. and when ur in the spout of the moment and fighting with him and ur so mad u jus yell it. even though u dont meen it.

    Luv AVL

  46. AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! says:

    and its true. i dont hate my brother. he might be a snot some times but i couldnt imagon living without him. and come on, none of you got so mad once u jus yelled I HATE YOU, and then went 2ur room and said 2ur self i hate him?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? alot of people do that. and also say things they dont meen.

    Luv AVL. p.s and come on its agaisnt my religon and morils 2meen it;)=

  47. RJ says:

    And here I am, with nothing but a fickle older sister! XD >_<

  48. AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! says:

    Lol! i have a younger bro and 2 big bros.

    Luv AVL

  49. vampyjess says:

    Lucky! I only have one little brother! All my friends at lunch have at least tw other siblings…it’s very weird.
    Don’t worry about it AVL we all say stiff we don’t mean. And if you haven’t u haven’t lived :P

    Jess

  50. alexis says:

    i have a little brother, an older brother and an older sister!!! xfgsjtjsftjfrzt ♥


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