Comments on: Have a Fangtastic Birthday, Jacob!

By: Jacoblover88

Jacoblover88 — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 21:09:16 +0000

I LOVE Vladimir Tod!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy B-Day Jacob!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: vampyjess

vampyjess — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:40:00 +0000

0_0 AVL,did you have too much sugar?

Jess

By: AVL!_VLAD_LOVER!

AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:11:00 +0000

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VLAD!!!!! AND JACOB EVEN THOUGH YOUR BIRTHDAY PAST!!!! AND TWILIGHT IS OUT TODAY!!! LOL!!! I AM GOING TO SEE IT ON TUESDAY SO IF ANYONE SEE’S IT PLEASE DONT TELL MY ANYTHING! LOL! VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD VLAD!!

Luv AVL

By: AVL!_VLAD_LOVER!

AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:44:00 +0000

Hahaa thanx Jess LoL

Luv AVL

By: vampyjess

vampyjess — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:14:00 +0000

Lol, it was pretty funny…and i think i can see so many jokes in a row…

Jess

By: AVL!_VLAD_LOVER!

AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:20:00 +0000

oh i forgot that hole 'woman-biter' thing i did instead of 'womanizer', yea not funnie LoL

Luv AVL. p.s sorry for all the post i forgot to say that

By: AVL!_VLAD_LOVER!

AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:17:00 +0000

I know the joke isn’t funny, actually its really lame. but at least I tried! And I didn’t enter any other of Auntie’s contest so I needed to enter this one!
And remember—–

“don’t stop,—- biting, (music playing Na Na Na Na Na) hold on to that feeling!” by journey,(real version don’t stop believing) and edited by me!

Luv AVL

By: AVL!_VLAD_LOVER!

AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:16:00 +0000

Vlad walks up to a girl in the park at night, “Love sucks,” she said.
“I know, it can bit, bit hard.” Vlad said, glistening his fangs by the moon light.
“Follow me,” Vlad said leading her behind a tree. Five minutes later, to vampires walk from behind the tree. “We need another,” the girl vampire said to the Vlad. “Three’s a crowd,” Vlad said confused. “We need a crowd.” She said, glistening her own fangs with the moon light. “No, a crowd will bring angry mod, angry mobs bring garlic, pitch forks, and sun block remover,” Vlad said, “And I do not want more sun burn!” Vlad said. The girl vampire walks over to another boy, and bits him from behind, right in his neck. “Oh now look what you did!” Vlad said. The newly bitten vampire turns to see the girl who bit him, “I knew you were angry at me but I didn’t know you would go this far!” the boy said, it was her ex-boy friend. “Oh man! Love really sucks!” the girl vampire said. Vlad, stood against the tree shaking his head. “I told you it love bits, really, really hard.” He said, moving up at the tree and leaping threw the tree tops. “So, you come here often?” her now ex-bf vampire said. “Urgh!” she said jumping following after Vlad, her true love, “Chicks, pain in my neck!” the now boy vampire said. She follows Vlad, finds him and kisses him. “NO! MEREDITH!!!” the vampire screams. “Oh man,” he says starting to tear up. Another girl walks by, “Out with the old and in with the new!” he said following after the girl. Vlad and Meredith see, “Woman-Biter!” Vlad said.

By: AVL!_VLAD_LOVER!

AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:15:00 +0000

OK! Auntie Heather i wasnt able to get on and post my joke for the mini contest on the message bord so i have to post it here, sorry if it wont count, i aint shor if it will but here goes nothing—

By: alexis

alexis — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:15:00 +0000

happy belated birthday jacob!!! can i call you jake??? happy belated birthday jake!!!