Auntie Heather is feeling random today. So…I have some questions for you Minions.
1. How many of you are there? 500? 1000? 5000? 50000000000? Any guesses?
2. Which do you prefer, turkey or ham?
3. Did you know I’m going to Dragon*Con in two weeks?
4. What cool marketing stuff would make you buy my books, if you had no idea my books existed?
and 5. Olives – hate ‘em or love ‘em? Discuss.
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You should totally make Vlad get publicly humiliated some how and say how he lives through it in one of your upcomming books. like a wedgie or pantsing or something such, by Bill and Tom. It would fit his life.
1. I think over 1,000,000!
2. Turkey! Ham…yuck!
3. Cool
4. If you gave out Vlad shirts and stickers!
5. I love olives!
VLAD ROCKS!!
Hmmm… lets see if the blog is done being mad at me and will post this…
1.) 2,385,109?
2.) Definitely turkey. Pigs are evil… so are Turkeys, but I’ve been able to vanquish them.
3.) I’m jealous. Have fun!!! Want pictures.
4.) The pins are awesome. Love them. and they HAVE already been working to get you new minions here in MI. Still wearing them since the party and still getting you new converts. >:-D
I’m sure a movie wouldn’t hurt though ;-p
5. ) Blah. I only like them if they are hidden in cheese like on nachos or in dip. They are sort of OK in well made martinis. Oh, and I only like the black ones.
6.) These don’t look random. They look sneaky. ;-p
1. 10,582,248 of us
2.Turkey I hate ham.
3. Really? Sweeeeet.
4. Vlad buttons and stickers. Maybe plastic fangs!
5. I hate olives. There to bitter. But I luv the juice!!! I could live off the juice!
Bookishly your minion!
Rose!
1, We are infanite >:D
2. Ham
3. Sweeeeeeeeeeet
4. The hoodie of course!
5. Bleh
1). Way too many to count ^_^
2). Both are good
3). AWESOME!!!!!
4). Vlad merchandise
5). Not really, no
1. umm i think around 20,000 or so
2. turkey yum pig gross
3. omg can i go
4. the hoodie (love it(and HOT vlad))
5. soso they r good on sum things
this is random too, but i love your books so much, that i got a henna tattoo:
[IMG]http://i930.photobucket.com/albums/ad145/aesmith1997/henna.jpg[/IMG]
sorry…..maybe this works:
…….OMFG!!!! it’s not working!!!!! maybe this?:
Vladimir Tod, Vampire, Elysian Code
ok it’s not working, so i’ll just give you a link:
http://s930.photobucket.com/albums/ad145/aesmith1997/?action=view¤t=henna.jpg
sorry for all the inconvinence…..
1)I only know of two(me and my bestie),but if I had to guess I would say…43873427094327934287880281982018374772373684782737846476474367373837287338367268378236376396339764311292739202Q028(Q?rofl)
2)Ewww ham is so nasty,Turkey with mashed potatoes.
3)uhh ok good for you?
4)Shirts!Lots of Vladimir Tod shirts!Black ones with the cover pictures!Long sleves short sleves who cares!Just shirts!And a back-pack like the coffine one that Vlad said he saw at the mall in the second book!!!!!!!!
5)Ewww
1.) Beige. Definitely beige.
2.) …. Sliced meat? XD Ew. >.> Sorry.
3.) No I did not know that, but I now I wanna gooooooo!!!
4.) What could probably get me to buy the books (If I didn’t know they existed, which in that case I should off myself. XD) would be if there were T-shirts, you know, hoodies too. Like the ones with the awesome vampire-smiley. Or even better, if there were shirts that said “Team Vladimir” on the front, and “Because Witty vampires who wear sun screen don’t need sparkles” on the back would be awesome…. But I dunno if that would work… 8D Maybe, I dunno, plushies? I’m a sucker for ‘em, to tell you the truth. Like little 8″ to 14″ Vlad plushes, and maybe some of the other characters too. Though that may be a little childish.. But hey, being a child is fun.
5.) Black olives rule… On pizza. 8D! Though that is just my opinion. >.> <.<
1. The whole universe of course that because your soo awsome
2.Any meats fine with me I like ham the most though
3.No I wasnt in formed you where going but nom its tempting to go seems fun
4.You should deffinatly try to get some deal with hot topic have them make shirts with vlads famouse vampire tee and have them sell them or make any little trinkites that will apeal to fans such as tees, jewlry, and more. Also you have to make your book more known some how you’ll have to advertise your book so its more apealing to readers who havent read your book yet. Have critic rate your book and have them say they are great you have to try to get your book on mthe top seller lists such as the new york times bestseller and the national bestseller and the only way you can do that is with lots and lots of fan dedicationand support and your book could be mon top.
5. Haven’t really ever tasted olives but I’m open to new things maybe thay are actually good.
A fanpire for eternity,
Destinee Bates
1: as many as it takes to make a Vladimir Tod loving world
2: ham no turkey just HAM
3: i did not thats AWESOME
4: hhhhmmm -thinks- i guess i would make shirts,shoes,wallets,etc with the smilling vampire face on them
5: yes me likes olives
1)Anyone who likes Vampires
you are feeling random..well have a good time anyway.
(LOL) ….I’m just thinking..does these questions have anything to do with The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod books????
2)If I was a vampire like Vlad then I would prefer ham then turkey cuz it has more blood..I would think??
3)LoL
4)T-shirts cuz I can show off to my friends that a have a Vladimir Tod t-shirt and they know I am a fan
5)Olives are alright..vampires can’t die from them
1. 50000000000 of course
2. Ham (i like turkey but i LOVE ham)
3. thats so cool!!!
4. you should totatally sell posters, shirts, backpacks, wallets, posters, notebooks, plushies, pins, shoes, slayer coins, posters, stationary, plastic fans, stick, sticker for cell phones, MP3 Players, ect., oh yeah, and did i mention posters? And a movie would be good.
5. Black olives. green=YUCK!!!!!!!!
Love and Blood, April.
1) Idk XD I’m no good at guessing
2)Ham is awsome. I’ve grown up eating turkey ham DX
3) Mommy what’s Dragon con?
4) As for merchandise, Sell t-shirts and hoodies with the Vladimir Tod logo on then. You know, the fanged smiley face
5) Olives are the spawn of D’ablo e.e Therefore they are evil and taste no good
1. All those awesome people in the world!
2. Not much a meat person, but definetly Turkey!
3. No, I didn’t! ;D
4. VLAD SHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. OLIVES SUCK! I’d rather have D’ablo, Jasik, and Joss torture me to death than eat a bowl full of those little jerks!
1. So many i cant count, you rock to much auntie heather
2. turkey, but it’ll probably be ham tomorrow
3.not untill about 15 seconds ago
4. vlad stuff with the little smileys on it
5. i hate olives, not sure y, but i do
1. like….maybe 300…i dunno
2.ew..none…ima a vegetarian.
3. no i did not know!
4. maybe a little jingle on the radio or like…A MOVIE!
5. eww…olives are weird…
1 10,000
2 ham!!! but mayb thats cuz my mom will only buy turkey…
3 wats dragon con? it sounds cool
4 MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 olives r awesome. only black ones tho. i eat olives straight from the can they r sooooo yummyful!
1. 10
just kiding, id say aroud 9,999,999,939! yup, totally the exact amount of fanions you have plus the odd 17 who borrowed books from their friends like mine did (fanions = fans + minions)
2. neither. i just dont like meat.
3. didn’t know, then again only close by convention ive heard of is Nan Desu Kan in Denver, CO.
4. ok so if i didnt know the books exsisted, some things that would get my atention(sp?) would deffinantly be a shirt but if it says something it shouldnt be something lame like “Team Vlad” because one, that’s just way too over used, two, a lot of people who read these books read them because they don’t like Twilight (me, my friends Laura, zoie, tyler, etc. for example). You could also have books stores like Boreders and Barns and Noble give away little booklets that have like a chapter or two in them when people by a book.
5. Black olives by them selves: thumbs up.
Black olives with salad/tacos/etc.: thumbs down
any other type of olive: thumbs down
1. 500-1000 at the moment
2. turkey
3. no
4.VLAD HOODIES
5.???
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this is awesome seome asowme (i can’t even spell awesoem right. gosh.) i have no idea. do i know you? how did i get to this strange room. who is the boy sitting next to me? and why does he smell so bad? i’m watching.
1. probably over a million!
2. Turkey, but ham’s ok, too.
3. No I didn’t know, but that’s cool!
4. psh, anything that’s Chronicles of Vladimir Tod and I’ll love it! (But it would be AMAZING if you made vlad hoodies)
5. Only black ones
1.I think 500,000,000 or at least there should be!
2.Ham! Duh!
3.WoW! That rocks!
4.T-shirts and backpack buttons like Vlads!
5.Olives are GROSS!! Ew!
What made me want to read your books was when I found the first one placed randomly in the wrong section at a store while shopping with girlfriends.
And for great justice, Turkey, A LOT, Black olives are great! I haven’t had green one’s recently enough to have good judgement, Haha, you silly nerd (I kid, though nerd isn’t actually an insult anyway, as far as the internet is concerned)
there are vlad hoodies
http://www.zazzle.com/vladimir_tods_hoodie_tshirt-235018277808590722
1. Probably over 50,000
they taste gross!!!
2. TURKEYYYYYYY
3. No, sounds awesome tho!!
4. t-shirts and hoodies!!!
5. hate olives!!!!
VLAD ROXX!!!!!!
1. I think more than half the population!
2. Ham lover!
3. No I didn’t know that (I just recently discovered your books).
4. Make a T-Shirt of Vlads “Mark”.
5. Hate’em
1. like 415
2. turkey or ham!! they both rock!!
3. noo… but now im excited!!!
4. i dont know posters and stuf??
5. i only like olives if they’re on pizza, otherwise they r icky!!
1. I’m gonna go with 12,673.
2. It depends, turkey for sandwiches, but Ham on an everything bagel with cream cheese is amazing.
3. That’s awesome!
4. A billboard here and there would be pretty awesome. You should also make character coffee mugs, like Vlad, Henry, Nelly, Otis, maybe even D’ablo.
5. I like them sometimes.
oh, and I agree with vampfan642, Posters would be freakin awesome.
1.I dont know oh yes i do thrers 89472983745918653982765873465832465789364598362509348520938503945730917259085604296503872465983645981265378564786587234687468476487365 fillon vlad lovers
2.ham just like vlad omg i know he likes ham dosent he auntie
3.ya u told me at the top of this page and i made a ten foot poster of vlad henery d’ablo and otis in my school
4.his hoddie of corse and a zip up one for people who dont like hoddies u should make a vladimar tod fashion line but make it chap we arent all rich
5. i love them if vlad does hate them if vlad hates them
1.I dont know oh yes i do thrers 89472983745918653982765873465832465789364598362509348520938503945730917259085604296503872465983645981265378564786587234687468476487365 fillon vlad lovers
2.ham just like vlad omg i know he likes ham dosent he auntie
3.ya u told me at the top of this page and i made a ten foot poster of vlad henery d’ablo and otis in my school
4.his hoddie of corse and a zip up one for people who dont like hoddies u should make a vladimar tod fashion line but make it chap we arent all rich
5. i love them if vlad does hate them if vlad hates them
Vlad is H-o-t HOT!
Meredith is so lucky!
D’Ablo is so
I HATE him!
Vlad is WAY better!
I hate olives. Thanks for asking.
1. 19098458 and 1/2
2. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!!!! Turkey is dry and icky and only for thanksgiving =P
3. NO???? have funzzz!
4. MAKE OFFICIAL VLAD SMILEY SWEATSHIRTS AND TSHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. EWWWWWWWWWWW olives
1. Pi*304,000,002
mwahahahahah!!!
2.Ham, cuz turkey smells wierd
3. Are you lying??
4. A cannon that shoots tiny stuffed Vlad’s at people at high speed
5.i likes to put them on mah fingers and touch people
Ok umm ok ok ok ok
*GNEEE i feel hyper!!!*
I’m gunna guess that you have 959,976 fans!!!! Just a little guess….
Turkey is like YUMMY NUMMY!!
Olives are yummy nummy too!
I <3 Vlad and Otis!!!!!!!
1.to many to count my head might ’splode
2.ham.because turkeys dont look good in hats
3.lucky i wanna go
4.the vampire smiley face shirts,hats,and wristbands so i can geek out on my vlad stuff
5.never tryed the stuff.
1.If a vampire sucked all the blood out of minions, He would go BOOM! about halfway through.
2. Turkey, no contes(SWINE* FLU).
*for those minions who do not know PIG=SWINE
3.Insane luckiness, and yes I knew.
4. Totally the shirts and sweatshirts and tons of stuff with the vampire smiley, What would be frekin’ awesome would be like the onyx signet ring vlad has from Tenth Grade Bleeds, and maybe the lucis. OMV, you cold have a site that lets youdesign temporary tatoos that have Elysian marks on them> W00t!!!!!!
5. Phooey!!!
1. maybe a quarter.
1. So many Vlad (nor I) could count
2. not a big fan of either….
3. LUCKYYY i wanna go!
4. Vlad shirts, hoodies, zip ups, sell fake “marks”, and, just to note it, a movie would be AWESOME!
5. EEEWWWWWWW……lol