Auntie Heather is feeling random today. So…I have some questions for you Minions.
1. How many of you are there? 500? 1000? 5000? 50000000000? Any guesses?
2. Which do you prefer, turkey or ham?
3. Did you know I’m going to Dragon*Con in two weeks?
4. What cool marketing stuff would make you buy my books, if you had no idea my books existed?
and 5. Olives – hate ‘em or love ‘em? Discuss.
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1. How many of you are there? 500? 1000? 5000? 50000000000? Any guesses?
2. Which do you prefer, turkey or ham?
3. Did you know I’m going to Dragon*Con in two weeks?
4. What cool marketing stuff would make you buy my books, if you had no idea my books existed?
and 5. Olives – hate ‘em or love ‘em? Discuss.
1.I have no idea
2.Turkey
3.Woah your going
4.Putting up a sign is a bookstore that gets alot of buyers
5. Hate ‘em
1. How many of you are there? 500? 1000? 5000? 50000000000? Any guesses?
2. Which do you prefer, turkey or ham?
3. Did you know I’m going to Dragon*Con in two weeks?
4. What cool marketing stuff would make you buy my books, if you had no idea my books existed?
and 5. Olives – hate ‘em or love ‘em? Discuss.
1.I have no idea
2.Turkey
3.Woah your going
4.Putting up a sign is a bookstore that gets alot of buyers
5. Hate ‘em
1. How many of you are there? 500? 1000? 5000? 50000000000? Any guesses?
2. Which do you prefer, turkey or ham?
3. Did you know I’m going to Dragon*Con in two weeks?
4. What cool marketing stuff would make you buy my books, if you had no idea my books existed?
and 5. Olives – hate ‘em or love ‘em? Discuss.
1. Of me, or minions? Of me, probably, like, a bajillion. :3
2. Neither; I’m a vegetarian.
3. Noo… >_>
4. A guy standing out in front of Borders that looks like Vladimir Tod, and he has fangs, and he looks exactly like him, with a sign that says, “Hugs if you buy the book!” Oh yeah. ;] That would get a few buyers.
5. EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW. T_T
Hi
Randomly answering:
3: Yay! Heather Brewer will be at Dragon Con!
5: Olives – can take ‘em or leave ‘em.
2: Turkey over ham unless it is bacon.
1: Maybe a million minions.
4: Okay, if I were a hermit on a mountaintop so I have never heard of Heather Brewer or her wonderful writing I’d probably pick ‘em up if it has great recommendations from authors I’ve read, if she Followed me back on Twitter (hint) … oh heck, just the back blurb would get me to buy the book!
Thanks for a fun blog post Heather,
@RKCharron
xoxox
1. um i’m sayin about 10,000,000,000
but there r only 4 side to me…
2.psh…who need that when u have roast beff…yum
3. hmm…kool…u need to come to tampa…
4. psh if i didn’t know…how would my friends be so into ur books? i ordered 8th grade bites from amy school’s book store…
5. yuck olives….blech!
xXxXx
1 700000
2turkey
3kool
4yea i orded the 2 books that you had for pre order
5 i dont care for them
1.I have no idea at all!
2.I’m sorry I dont like eather. Chicken rocks!
3.Where on earth is Dragon*Con? And no I did not know that. You should come to canada That’s what I think
4.If you cave out free vampier slayer kits with your books,or gave out vald shirts or vald skateboards sighned by you! Or find away to turn us into vampiers!!(my mom wouldn’t like that very much though)Um or you hugging people if they bought your books!
5.I hate OLIVES EWW!
Auntie Heather I love your randomeness it rocks!
P.S. I really like the new trailers for your books.
1.well there is like millions and gajilions og us lol
2.i like ham XP
3.i wanna go to dragon*con haha
4.ummm if u gave out vlad hoodies and hats my friends would em lol
5.i love em!
1. 1000
2. turkey
3. no., i didn’t. that’s cool!!
4. i don’t know
5. love em! just the black ones though.
1. How many of you are there? 500? 1000? 5000? 50000000000? Any guesses?
2. Which do you prefer, turkey or ham?
3. Did you know I’m going to Dragon*Con in two weeks?
4. What cool marketing stuff would make you buy my books, if you had no idea my books existed?
and 5. Olives – hate ‘em or love ‘em? Discuss.
1. 50 million!
2. neither. I am a vegetarian but if I hadta choose…. ham
3. um no… can ya take me with? *begs* haha. just kidding
4. hoodies. umm….. gah! this is hard. EVERYTHING! u can make Vlad underwear I’d probably buy that too. haha
5. Ewww. olives. a BIG no-no.
uhhh…. Bleeding Butterfly from the forum. yesh
1. How many of you are there? 500? 1000? 5000? 50000000000? Any guesses?
More than 1,000
2. Which do you prefer, turkey or ham?
Turkey
3. Did you know I’m going to Dragon*Con in two weeks?
You are? Awesome
4. What cool marketing stuff would make you buy my books, if you had no idea my books existed?
Maybe T-shirts, well clothing, and buttons but you already have those
and 5. Olives – hate ‘em or love ‘em? Discuss.
On pizza and salads but not alone.
A1: i think there r 500000000000
A2: personaly i like ham mmmmmm ham
A3: no i did not know you where going to Dragon*Con
A4: T-shirts, posters, school siplies, book mark, shoes, jewlery…. the list goes on and on Auntie
A5: i do not like olives at all. sorry to those who do but i dont.
1.No Idea…TONS
2.ham
3.No, but thats cool
4.Hoodies, deffinatley hoodies
5.I like um, but i can live without them, there not a must have.
1. How many of you are there? 500? 1000? 5000? 50000000000? Any guesses?
2. Which do you prefer, turkey or ham?
3. Did you know I’m going to Dragon*Con in two weeks?
4. What cool marketing stuff would make you buy my books, if you had no idea my books existed?
and 5. Olives – hate ‘em or love ‘em? Discuss.
1. I would guess ALOT!!
2. Turkey.
3. Really? No way! xD
4. My Friends and I attempted in making the Vlad smiley into a necklace charm (Eh, Didnt work out so cool.) But that would be amazing, as with clothing.
5. Depends on my mood.
PS: YOUR VLAD BOOKS ARE WAY BETTER THAN TWILIGHT! Like they were so good my mom had to rip the book from my hands just to ask me a question! xD
~Rachie =)
1) More than 5,000,000,000
2) I dont eat meat
3) No,( whaa)!!!!!!!!!!
4) Vlad hoodies and Auntie Heather u could sell like those tattoos that u put on with water and make it look like vlad’s tattoo. That would be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
5) I only like olives in salads!!!!
1. 100,000
2. Ham
3. No, but it’s nice to know
4. Well the same way I came to know your book… The sexy front cover of Eighth Grade Bites but I suppose it would be a hoodie
5. Umm, well it depends on my mood
And I have a suggestion, If you take in the consideration to sell your Vlad Hoodies or what not I’m more than sure that they WILL sell in Hot Topic!!
1. How many of you are there? 500? 1000? 5000? 50000000000? Any guesses?
2. Which do you prefer, turkey or ham?
3. Did you know I’m going to Dragon*Con in two weeks?
4. What cool marketing stuff would make you buy my books, if you had no idea my books existed?
and 5. Olives – hate ‘em or love ‘em? Discuss.
1.500
2.turkey
3.no i dont
4.a huge blimp circling around malls and also maybe a sign about reviews about the book and comments.
good idea about the hoodies with a big vampire smiley and the name of the book on the front or back
1.5000000000001?
2.HAM!
3.well…i know now
4.just put a vlad smiley on anything…that might just work…
:O it’s mr. green!
1. Probably around five kabollion
2. Hmm. Idonno. They all taste the same.
3. I did not know that. Interesting.;)
4. Movies always make books all the more popular. Or focus on libraries. That oughta do some good.
5. Actually, I like black olives.;)
1.Um…..over 5000 for sure.
2.Ham
3.Take me with you?
4.Have stickers with them!!!!
Really cool vampire/Vlad ones
5.Eh…there ok.
1. How many of you are there? 500? 1000? 5000? 50000000000? Any guesses?
2. Which do you prefer, turkey or ham?
3. Did you know I’m going to Dragon*Con in two weeks?
4. What cool marketing stuff would make you buy my books, if you had no idea my books existed?
and 5. Olives – hate ‘em or love ‘em? Discuss.
1) Hopefully 5000+ D: You deserve that many minions!
2) Thats a hard one! Im going with Blood sasauge. (Or a blood cupcake… wait. Those arent options?) Okay fine, uh.. Ham today, turkey tomorrow.
3) No, I dont even know what that is! I wanna go now xD
4) Put a poser in a library saying its about vampires (just dont forget to mention they DONT sparkle. That way insane Twilight fans wont be ‘dissapointed’) x’D
5) Hate :1 They taste gross in my openion. :p
Ohh~ btw.. I DREW VLAD x’D
Hey Auntie Heather,
i feel random 24/7, so i know how ya’ feel.
1. How many of you are there? 500? 1000? 5000? 50000000000? Any guesses?
2. Which do you prefer, turkey or ham?
3. Did you know I’m going to Dragon*Con in two weeks?
4. What cool marketing stuff would make you buy my books, if you had no idea my books existed?
and 5. Olives – hate ‘em or love ‘em? Discuss.
1) i think there are tons and tons of us Minions, more than the world will ever know! more of us than there are blockheads in Politics!!! (and that’s saying something)
thats what i did with EGB
2) I personally prefer Turkey because it’s good and it OWNS ham into the ground(no offense to any of you ham lovers)
3) Awesome, no, I didn’t know that, if it’s GREATNESS tell me how it went
4)anything. Like, im known to just pick up a book and read it, even if it’s not mine
5)Olives r okay
LONG LIVE VLAD!!!
Marissa
1. 6,432,291
2. Turkey…eew ham bleh
3. I did not know that. you learn something new every day
4. you could advertise that the first (insert number here) people to buy any of the books on a certain day get a complimentary “blood bag”
5. I loooove Olives. especially black ones. i can eat them all the time
1. a lot!!! maybe around 10000
2. ham… bacon… yum
3. cool!
4. um… idk… maybe the first 50 ppl at each library across the USA get a Vlad Key-Chain or Vlad T-shirt or something like that
5. I HATE OLIVES!!! yuck
Blood. Fangs. Vladimir Tod.
OndrejPavelecLuvrFan#1
VladFan1
1. There are about 357 minions in total
2. Ham all the way!
3. Really? That is awesome!
4. Commercials for the books of TV, Displays at bookstores, different items put on display at bookstores, the Tod-Con!, or if possible, have your books become part of the comic con
5. I only like (not love) certain kinds of olives but, in general, I hate them
Randomness is the key to a happy life!
-SpaceKing800
1. How many of you are there? 500? 1000? 5000? 50000000000? Any guesses? O_O 24245247375496?
no..not at all :0
2. Which do you prefer, turkey or ham? i dont eat much meat…….ham?
3. Did you know I’m going to Dragon*Con in two weeks?
4. What cool marketing stuff would make you buy my books, if you had no idea my books existed? going to my school’s book fair and my friend saying “check out this book!” *looks at it* : DDD “cooooool! so gettin it!” tat ish how i found ur books n it would prob keep hyappenin n i guess my teacher had them in the beginning of the year :s
and 5. Olives – hate ‘em or love ‘em? Discuss hate em. i’v never tried them…i’ma pickey eater
1. How many of you are there? 500? 1000? 5000? 50000000000? Any guesses?
99,999,999 minions
2. Which do you prefer, turkey or ham?
Ham!
3. Did you know I’m going to Dragon*Con in two weeks?
Wish I could make it.
Awesome Auntie Heather
4. What cool marketing stuff would make you buy my books, if you had no idea my books existed?
Maybe Vlad t-shirts or hoodies, stuff like that. Sell them at a place like HotTopic and I know for sure you’d get response here.
and 5. Olives – hate ‘em or love ‘em?
Love ‘em.
Thank you for the randomness Auntie Heather!
Loads of love, Minion Hannah
1:more then there are numers and if there arnt theres some pretty messed up ppl out there not likin vlad
2:turkey
3:no…but now i do
4:t hirts or like hoddies like vlad has on th covers or writ bands or stuff
5:they ok;D
every one i know is random and its a good thing ;D
1.5000?
2.Turkey!! nom nom! >_<
3.I certainly did not know…
4.Have a HUGE sign on the bookstore door (for when you come in) with the covers of all your books and with a description on the bottom..
5.Olives=my enemy.. have a magical day!
1. 99999999999999999999999999999999 of us
2. Ham
3. …I do now.
4. T-shirts, Hoodies, bags, buttons, wristbands, stickers….ACTION FIGURES!!
5. Olives –LOVE THEM!!!
1. How many of you are there? 500? 1000? 5000? 50000000000? Any guesses?
2. Which do you prefer, turkey or ham?
3. Did you know I’m going to Dragon*Con in two weeks?
4. What cool marketing stuff would make you buy my books, if you had no idea my books existed?
and 5. Olives – hate ‘em or love ‘em? Discuss
1. I don’t know. Your books are so awesome that there must be like…a lot
2.Ham (Turkey is too dry)
3.Thats so interesting
4. Well, if there were signs and stuff at the Chapters near my house. Thats how they got me to read Twilight… OH! and if you sold the hoodie that Vlad is wearing on the cover of Eight Grade Bites (Okay, so I wouldn`t know what it was, so I probably would ignore it, but I still think that you should sell them! You could make millions off of them!)
5.Olives are icky. They taste like sour armpits
1. 57,892. I LOVE GUESSING.
DDDD
2. Ham!
3. ….What’s Dragon*Con? lol
4. I’m not really sure…I just look around for something that looks good…That’s actually how I got into Vlad and his Chronicles. lol
5. I. LOVE. OLIVES.
1.idk
2.ham
3.i didn’t know that
4.if u signed like just 50 books that were going to be sold in stores
5. love black olives hate green olives
1.half of the teenager population @ least (lol)
2.ham
3.didnt know tht
4.idk mayb lik having this contest where like 5 or 6 Minions can go on a trip with anutie heather 4 a few days in like romania cuz of vlad the impaler (its an idea & probably not gonna happen cuz its likes ofmoney cuz those Minions wood hav 2 hav a passport & stuff mayb)
5.LOOOVE black ovlives hate green they just hav this tangy gross taste
oh & a movie 4 #4 tht wood b an awesome movie some ppl hav tried 2 make vlad trailer on youtube it suckd
: )=
love ham,unlimited minions,dragons rock,adds clothing line movie,love olives
1.5432
conventions. tshirts and keychains.
2.ham!
3.nope but thats cool.
4. well i know i learned about by friends. get all of us to post bullitens on webpages. i know borders has done a good job with advertising it with all the vampire stuff. discounts and coupons are always good. local book signings(Huntington,WV!)
5. never had one never will.
1. too many to count
2. turkey
3. no…but that’s really cool
4. posters, pins, bookmarks, movie. i found my copy at my middle school’s book sale and it looked cool so i bought it
5. depends on the day and the type of olive and what i’m eating with the olives
1. too many to count!!!
2. ham
3. no, but it sounds fun!
4. i found out about the books by word of mouth, but when i finally got it i found it at the boook fair at my school.
5. depends on the kind of olive
1. How many of you are there? 500? 1000? 5000? 50000000000? Any guesses?
At least three ; )
2. Which do you prefer, turkey or ham?
Turkey for the jr highers (either for mom and dad)
3. Did you know I’m going to Dragon*Con in two weeks?
o.k.
4. What cool marketing stuff would make you buy my books, if you had no idea my books existed?
and
Let people know that Vlad’s life sucks more than most junior highers (including my two ; ) . . . even thought my two jr. highers are not allowed to use the word “sucks”
5. Olives – hate ‘em or love ‘em?
Love ‘em (Mom: especially in a martini ; )
1. How many of you are there? 500? 1000? 5000? 50000000000? Any guesses?
At least three ; )
2. Which do you prefer, turkey or ham?
Turkey for the jr highers (either for mom and dad)
3. Did you know I’m going to Dragon*Con in two weeks?
o.k.
4. What cool marketing stuff would make you buy my books, if you had no idea my books existed?
and
Let people know that Vlad’s life sucks more than most junior highers (including my two ; ) . . . even thought my two jr. highers are not allowed to use the word “sucks”
5. Olives – hate ‘em or love ‘em?
Love ‘em (Mom: especially in a martini ; )
1.I think there are 60000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000of us
2.I have turkey! I can’t eat ham cuz I’m a pescetarian (i’m only able to eat poultry and fish but I don’t like fish so ya)
3. No coolio!
4. I found the books by myself cuz barnes and noble had a if u like twilight table and there was ninth grade slays (I knew it was the 2nd book so I went to another 1 and I got the last
copy they had…I read it in a day
5. I’ve never tried olives
1. 99999999999999999999999999 jazillion
2.turkey rules
3.AWSOME
4. actually I found the books at my school book sale, read 8th grade bites and told my friends
5.everybody who isn’t a vampire try garlic stuffed olives
1.50000000000
2.ham
3.cool!
4.commercial
5.i hate olives:(
hey vampatyr, i found vlad too in that same way
1: 10000000000000000000000000000
2. HAM!
3. No….
4. Commercials and other stuffs!
and 5. Hate em i think they are too salty…i would rather have blood
1. How many of you are there? 500? 1000? 5000? 50000000000? Any guesses?
2. Which do you prefer, turkey or ham?
3. Did you know I’m going to Dragon*Con in two weeks?
4. What cool marketing stuff would make you buy my books, if you had no idea my books existed?
and 5. Olives – hate ‘em or love ‘em? Discuss.
1. a lot
2. ham
3. ….? no
4. STICKERS! like, um, have stickers sit in stores…. idk, i just love stickers
5. depends on my mood of the day. but i really hate the green ones