Dragon*Con was awesome! I gave away roughly 300 pieces of Minion Bling, hung out with Captain Kirk, got ditched by Jesus and was touch by the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s noodly appendage. Must do it again next year. And must meet more Minions while I’m there.
So, I’m home again now, and I’ve promised you all that I’ll talk a bit more about ELEVENTH GRADE BURNS. So without further ado…
ELEVENTH GRADE BURNS will be released on February 9, 2010. So, all of you Minions itching to go to the Snow Ball just got another reason – the party is on February 6th and the book is part of your ticket price, so in short, come to the Snow Ball, get the book THREE DAYS EARLY. I know, right? Way kewl.
So…what’s ELEVENTH about? For those of you who have not yet read TENTH GRADE BLEEDS, please DO NOT continue reading this blog post. I’m tellin’ ya. There will be kinda sorta spoilers and I don’t want you to miss the surprises of TENTH. Okay? Okay.
Are they gone? Good (for their sake). Now, onto ELEVENTH…
As if Vlad’s life weren’t bad enough….guess who’s back? That’s right: Joss! And this time, Joss is seriously out for blood. The Slayer Society has “cleansed” his thoughts and he’s absolutely convinced that Vlad is a vampire, which means Vlad = evil and must be destroyed.
Not to mention there’s a new vampire in town by the name of Dorian, who thinks that Vlad’s blood sounds like the most tasty treat on earth. And to add to that problem, Dorian can control anyone…even Vlad….with barely a thought.
Then, of course, there are the girls. Snow and Meredith. Vlad will face both in this book, and things don’t turn out the way you might think…
The ending will leave you screaming for more, Minions, and you will never. see it. coming.
You can pre-order it here.
So…any questions?
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Hah. Creepy new kid. I would totally punch Joss in the face and step on his cubes. How dare he judge those by their . . . vampiric-ness.
Don’t say OMV anymore. Say, “Holy Thomas Tod!”
It sounds better to me.
Or say, “Oh my Otis!”
Oh, and I think I know where you got the name Ignatius from. I’ll give you a hint . . .
History class.
xoxo,
Ashton Kutcher? No, it’s Ashton Cutface!
You should do a book where they find out that Joss is a vampire. and he lied about being a slayer and just wants to kill all vampires to become the pravus. Anyways. Dorian is my friend’s name and he loves the series. Akward
big fan. great series auntie heather!
OMV i love it…cant wait to read it!
i wrote this funny bit.(when vlad learns animorphing). long story short, vlad turns into a bat and gets a bunch of other bats and scares henry on april fools day. i love vlad!! Auntie heather you are a great author!! waaay better than any others!! what other vampire books do you like????????
I absolutly LOVE your books more than the vampire chronicles
Youre the best Vampire lore aurthor scince anne Rice 
haha i find it funny that im in elevnth grade when eleventh grade burns makes it debut! haha I cant wait to read Eleventh grade burns 
where is the party going to be at i would love to come and get that book three days early. im such a big fan cant wait!!!!!!!!!!!
OMV I CANT WAIT!! IM TOTALLY GOING TO THE SNOW BALL!!! ITS GUNNA BE SO GREAT!!!!! i lve you auntie heather!!!
LOVE nd BLOOD, April.
OMG *dies* I CANT WAIT!!!!!!!
your books are great!! i’m writing a book right now and i’m soo very stuck! but reading your most recent book as givin me great ideas thankyou thankyou!!!
Can’t wait for this to come out! I actually haven’t read the second or third, but I’ve studied them up a lot so I pretty much know where everyone is =D
Hopefully I’ll win the contest tomorrow and be able to get another book!
I can’t wait. I will buy it the first day it comes out. I told some of my friends about the book
omv thats totally awesome
do u think u will make a movie or tv series of the books? i think that would be awesome. im a huge fan
OMV i’m such a huge fan antie heather! i was wondering in your next book is vlad going to tell henry about snow?
OMV i’m such a huge fan antie heather, your books have insoired me to write my own vampire novel.
OMV! I cant wait! I had no clue there was anthore one coming out! OMG i love Vlad so much! I love him more than Edward Cullen! Oh yeah take that Stephaine Myer! Sorry ’bout the crazyness its been a good day today!
Lets see, here ummm OH YEAH! I wish i were a vampire like Vlad, and the sunscreen with your vampiers is SOOOOO creative i NEVER thought of that! 
OMV!! (I hope you don’t mind me using that Heather, its just soo much better than OMG. OMG is so played out in my opinion). Anyways…I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SCOOP!!! I’VE BEEN DYING TO GET INFO ON 11th Grade Burns!!! OMV, I’m sooo excited!!! I can’t even begin to tell you how excieted I am.
Can’t wait until it comes out! Dorian sounds like a jerk. And does that ending you say we aren’t expecting include not Meredith or Snow, but me with Vlad? PLEASE? …Please?
too bad ‘ cant go to da snow ball. auntie if you made a movie youd probally make a million bucks on opening day! your the best *jerkin*
*gunshots* im playing cod 4 auntie i love your books vlads a beast “im a beast , im a gang and i quess im a jerk”
WHERE WILL THE SNOW BALL BE?!?!?!?! I HAVE TO GO I HAVE READ ALL THE BOOKS IN UNDER A WEEK AND I NEED THE 4TH ON OR ILL DIE
PLEASE TELL ME WHERE IT IS?!?!?!?!P.S. HOPEFULLY IN ARKANSAS OR OKLAHOMA?
OMV!! i just finshed TENTH GRADE BLEED-
I LUV IT!!
I am now adicted i need more vlad!!
my only coment is (i know its a lounge adults book) but wen it comes to relation ships it is boringly inocent
stil awsome though
I LOVED all the books from Eighth Grade Bites all the way 2 Tenth Grade Bleeds.
I have an idea! U should write a book that shows that Jasik sallowed some of that purple liquid, so he got another chance at life. Then later, Jasik bites Joss (u can choose if Jasik kills, enslaves, or creates a vampire out of Joss)
P.S U R Awsome!!!!!!!!!!
OMG HEATHERRR!!!!! I just finished TENTH GRADE BLEEDS today and it was freakin’ awesome. I CAN’T wait til ELEVENTH. I love you fro creating Vladimir Tod (he sounds hot) lol. Kepp writing!!!!
-Jess
I love Snow I hope Vlad starts dating her!
hopefully the parties in arkansas where is it! i need eleventh grade burns i want to know if meredith and vlad get back together hopefully!
OMV this is ganna be sweet
hey auntie heather and everyone else you should watch the show “The Vampire Diaries” its way awsome the bad vamp came out in the first episode! it was grate
OMG!!!! Vlad !!HAS!! to get back with Meridith ok if he doesn’t i think i will cry no joke (ok maybe a little joke) (I wont cry but i will feel like it) I cant wait count down is on
I can’t wait for the next book to come out! I’m also gonna convince my parents to let me go to the Snow Ball and if I can’t then oh well…
Vlad ROCKS! :k
If you love C.V.T use these sayings:
1.Vlad ya later
2.Oh my Otis
3.I love my Nelly Jelly Belly
4.I wear Ribbions in my hair which means I date a vampire
5.When Bullies mess with me I use my Telipathic mind controle to shove them to the ground.
6.Henery told me to tell you to “Bite Me”
7.I asked my drudge for Red Blood and they gave me Red Bull
8.I dont just eat steak i get steaked
9.My girlfriend or boyfriend tasted like O positive
10.When people ask me what my favorite book is I say “The Chornicles Of Vladimir Tod” and if they dont like it I say “Bite Me”
I hope all you Vlad minions like them and if Auntie heather likes them i will make more weekly
Vlad ya later!!!! 
d00d i can’t wait to read 11 grade burns i have read all the others and i am like a fish on a hook
your books totally kick twilights ass! i love how in 10 grade bleeds u put snow in there. Thats soo… sinnister lol cant wait to read 11 grade burns heather u are da bomb
where is the snow ball??? i want to go!
new book sounds great cant wait. but just saying the name sounds kinda weird and i was just thinking that a good title for any of the books would be sucks like 8th grade bites 9th grade slays 10th grade bleeds 11th grade burns and 12th grade kills. 11th grade burns doesnt really make any sense to me i would make it 11th grade sucks. Just my opinion
If you love C.V.T use these sayings:
1.Vlad ya later
2.Oh my Otis
3.I love my Nelly Jelly Belly
4.I wear Ribbions in my hair which means I date a vampire
5.When Bullies mess with me I use my Telipathic mind controle to shove them to the ground.
6.Henery told me to tell you to “Bite Meâ€
7.I asked my drudge for Red Blood and they gave me Red Bull
8.I dont just eat steak i get steaked
9.My girlfriend or boyfriend tasted like O positive
10.When people ask me what my favorite book is I say “The Chornicles Of Vladimir Tod†and if they dont like it I say “Bite Meâ€
I hope all you Vlad minions like them and if Auntie heather likes them i will make more weekly Vlad ya later!!!!
I just can’t wait till the next book.I finised tenth grade the other night and I can’t belive the ending with snow and vlad. And something bothering me is vlad still the pravies.
man i just got done w/ 10th grades bleeds at 2:02 am on 09,26,09 i got it two days ago but it waz the best and speacking of which the cover on 10th grades bleeds every one at my school say i look just alike w/ vlad on the cover just on;y i hav braces…lol….but i can’t wait till the next book.:cool: sooo add me on myspace if u wanna chat about vlad!!!! my url is http://www.myspace.com/jclrockstheband sooo anyways i !@#$#*& can’t wait for the new book to come out out
HER IS MY VAMPIRE THING THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ON MY ARM IN THAT VAMPIRE LANGUGE!@!!!! (-/)
aaaaagh can’t wait. 2010 is the best year of all time plus some
now there’s even MORE books i obsess over coming out that year!!!!! and alice in wonderland and then theres my birthday.
SOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love you auntie heather ^_^
I have read all of your Chronicles of Vladimir Tod books and love them all, I am really looking forward to Eleventh grade burns, I was totally crazy when I read about a movie that is being made, is it true and if so when!!! I think that will be awsome…
I THINK VLAD IS AWESOME!!!!!!KEEP WRITING!PLEASE MAKE A MOVIE!!!
i never heard about a movie …is it true??? nobody knows!!!
Heather your books are amazing you need to make this into a movie!!! I wish Vlad were real and I almost cried when he broke up with Meredith!!! You make everything in your books seem so real. And you make them come to life. You’re absolutly amazing and please don’t ever I mean EVER stop writing!!
I hope someday I can meet you in person.
Yours in Eternity
Vanna B.
Aka Savannah
OH NOOO I MISSED THE ART CONTEST!!!!!!!!! NOW IM So BUMMED………
Oh well………….
There’ll be other times
Vanna B.
Aka Savannah
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Aka Savannah
Oh my otis!!!!!, i can’t wait
more blood for me to enjoy!!!!!
I love your books. I’m your biggest fan.
In fact, I’m trying to raise a fundraiser so you can come to my school. I love Vlad so much, and i think he would be better of with snow. Wish i could meet you in person. I’m not what most people think i am…….. if you know what i mean * nudge nudge *
Love n blood,
Dawn
wow ur books rock! I will deffinatly cry if vlad doesnt get bak w/ merridith. Snow’s cool but he isnt goth! I wish jasik didnt die. sure he was bad but he was awesome! Henry’s cool, but sometimes he makes me wanna jump off a cliff! I wish otis was the murder, that would be soooo awesome, but sad. Watevs make a movie, u rok. I’m so getting he next book as soon as it comes out.
OMV!!!!!
Ive been up scence 12 in the morning hoping Auntie Heather would finally post who one the art contest.I REALLY WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!!
PLEASE AUNTIE HEATHER!!! tell us.Cant you hear your minions cring out to you
Vampires are at stake here
Do it for Vlad? TELL US WHO WON…..please
We are waiting …….. pationtly…i cant spell
Stupid keyboard 
Its taking control over my hands. Oh no im nonstop typing:!::!::!:
THE ONLY CURE IS…… TO KNOW THE WINNER:!::!::!::!::!::!::!::!::!::!::!::!::!: