EDITED TO ADD: The winner has been chosen!!! VladFan1, who commented on September 12, 2009 at 6:57 pm – please email me with your mailing address and which book you’d like! CONGRATS!!!
It’s time for a mini-contest, Minions, don’t you think? Leave a comment to enter. Winner gets this WAY AWESOME “Grow Your Own Vampire”, as well as a copy of whichever of the three Vlad books they’d like. I’ll draw a random winner on Sunday and post the name Monday morning.
Also…a Minion by the name of Amanda had a few. *ahem* “Few” questions. I’d like to answer them.
1) Do you like Orange Juice?
Yes. It is quite nummy. But it hurts my tummy.
2) Do you believe in abnormal beings out there that us humans don’t even know about?
Absolutely.
3) Doesn’t Twilight suck? (Seriously–I HATE that book…)
Well, it does have vampires *snort* I kill me! No, seriously, everyone has their personal tastes. Nothing wrong with that. I adored the first and felt it went downhill from there.
4) Do you listen to Nickelback?
Only because the radio keeps playing them. All their songs sound the same to me.
5) Do you think Transformers are awesome?
Yes! I used to watch them as a kid, so this newfound love of them is cool to watch unfold.
6) Do you WISH you could be a Transformer?
Nope. I like being me.
7) Are you stopping by New York anytime soon?
No events lined up, but early June, I’ll be there…with my son Jacob. Hmm…maybe I will set up an event, so you can all meet us!
8 ) Can you identify yourself with any of your characters (And, I mean, ANY)?
Oh yes. Vlad is what I felt like in high school…what I still feel like on occasion. He’s the unpopular, misunderstood me. Nelly is the worrying mother in me. And Otis…well, I think I’m most like Otis. Sharp, semi-quiet, a fixer, conflicted, but protective of those he loves.
9) Who do you WANT Vlad to be with, girl-wise (No, you don’t have to give away who he gets together with in the upcoming book…just….who do you think is better for him, personally?)
I want Vlad to be with someone who truly gets him and can accept him for who and what he is.
10) Do you have a boyfriend? *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
Nah, my husband would get mad. 
11) Have you read Harry Potter?
I have DEVOURED that series several times over.
12) Did you ever go to Japan?
No, but I plan to.
13) Do you think hermit crabs are digusting and utterly repulsive?
I won’t touch them. But…they’re kinda cute from afar.
14) Have you ever seriously injured yourself?
No, but that’s because I’m a big chicken.
15) Do you HATE bugs?
Not at all. I think every living creature has its place.
16) Any advice for people who struggle through jerks in high school? Just out of curiosity.
This too shall pass, believe it or not. I was the most picked on kid at my school…and now the bullies’ children are Minions. 
17) Did you ever go on Fanfiction?
Nope.
18) Is Henry hot?
Oh yes. Way too hot for his own good. It’s a McMillan thing. Joss is hot too – hotter than Henry, even.
19) Is OTIS hot?
Otis is super mega ultra hot.
20) Do you gag when people think of Vlad and Henry….being a couple *face turns green*
Nope. I’ve seen a few Yaoi drawings around and heard of a few fanfics like that – if people love them so much that they take them to a place they enjoy, I’m okay with that. Auntie has a very open mind…even if I totally do not see Vlad and Henry hooking up.
21) Do you own a purple pen?
Several. They match my hair.
22) What was the most disgusting thing you’ve EVER done in your life?
Gave birth. Seriously. Gross.
23) If I did something very courteous for you, would you give me a copy of ELEVENTH GRADE BURNS, after making sure I promise and signed something saying I’d never give ANY info about it to ANYONE?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh wait, you’re serious?
24) Favorite number?
13!
25) Your opinion on squids, please.
They are squidlike and squiddy.
26) Ever stepped in cow manure?
No.
27) Have you ever gone sky-diving? If so, what’s it like?
No way! Chicken, remember?
28) What shampoo do you use?
Depends. I dig Paul Mitchell, but Pantene gets the job done.
29) Aside from your own books, any reccommendations to read? Us fan need SOMETHING to help us wait patiently for your next book to come out.
What about monster unicorns? Read RAMPANT by Diana Peterfreund.
30) Do you like the color blue?
It’s okay.
31) Think of a number.
Now, double it.
Then, add four.
Divide by two.
Subtract the original number.
Is your answer 2?
(Cool, isn’t it?)
WHOA. That’s eerie…
32) Do you think hobos are awesome, in thier own way? Or do they creep you out?
Hobos are awesomely creeptastic.
33) What was your past like?
Dull and lonely.
34) Do you believe in aliens?
Yep.
35) Have you ever thought you went crazy?
Thought I was on the verge of crazy, but I’m better now. Besides…everyone’s a little crazy.
36) Did you notice that there’s an arrow in the FedEx logo?
Huh. No. Thanks for pointing that out. HA! Get it??? Pointing?? I crack me up.
37) Do you own any scratch and sniff stickers?….If so, can you ship them to me?
No, but I used to collect them! Had a leather one. It stunk.
38) Have you ever been followed by someone (it could be anyone–friends, family)
Not that I’m aware of. (and OMV what a creepy stalker question…)
39) Do you puzzle why pieces of art that a six-year old could pull off costs tons of millions of dollars?
No. I don’t think too much about others’ interpretations of what art is.
40) Are you intrigued by the Earth?
Totally.
41) Ever witness roadkill?
Yes, but not caused.
42) Do you like sporks?
I love sporks!!!
43) Have you ever used sporks?
YES!!
44) Do you have an ipod?
Yeppers – a nano. And an iphone.
45) Is yours as awesome as my iTouch?
My iphone is better
46) Do you like waffles?
Yummy!
47) Are you a vegetarian?
No. Eating meat is murder….yummy, yummy murder.
48) Does blood gross you out?
Dude. Have you read the books?
49) Ever hear of Operation Beautiful?
Yes. Just now when you typed it. What is it?
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hahaha thaat was funny “dude. have you read the books?” haha… im ussin OMv from now on…if u dont mind my illegal copywriting (:
please enter me in (: tee hee. ur books ROCK!!!
Hey Auntie heather just wanted to say high but i’m so excited for eleventh grade burns but i know its not coming out for a few months and did you know stephinie meyers book the Host is going to become a movie it was posted on her site i told you this cuz i thought you might have read it if not go get its really good but your books are my fav but if you want it its called The Host
Vlad Ya Later
one day i just started to read your books and omg theyre so addicting.They remind me of me now and before; i have eye allergies for 7 years and they were red. My brother started calling me vampire. Now im kinda of lonesome in 8th grade and since i was in 4th grade i wanted to be a vampire………..or a “drudge” u can enter me but if my mom will be nice enough i can get the prize. I got your autographed copy of 8th grade bites like ur signature oh and
In all eternity
Alec
^______^
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P.S. or something
Hiya auntie im totally bored i have nothing to do but read your books were my fave
your books are even better then twilight and by the way vlad is hotter! then all of the twilight people put together!!!! so bet that u twilight lovers out there!!!!
Hi Auntie Heather! Just wanted to say I love your books and I got almost everybody I know accicted to your books! Some people say Im pushy I just think Im a great endorser gosh I crack myself up. To bad Im the only one I crack up! Anyway I have a question if you dont mind answering, Whats the weridest thing you have ever signed and could you tell us the story (if their is 1 of course)
Ps. You are so awesome I know alot of authors who just kinda of snub their fans,which is understanable since some fans can get kinda of crazy and obbsessive,But anyway I digress. I just never known of an author that embraces their fans as much as you do! And that deservers a trophy of awsome-nessty! Its a fact that your awesome just like its a fact that I put the fresh in freshmen.
g- zus. can’t wait for EGB.
hey heather do you like the show invader zim [if so doo dii doo dii doo WAFFLES hee hee yeaheagh
hey heather i soooioooooioooo loved your cool vladimire tod books
hey do you find your self watching child learning tv shows like miya and meugule [those are my dogs names and ive had both dem for 3 years ] 
i liiiiiike piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiee 
have you read twilght it sucks
i know stone me but they seriosly shine they should melt like ice cream [mmmmmmmmm ice cream aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh] they should melt from the in side out burning [firefirefire 
do you like playing with maches its fun [fire...fire fire fire fire fire fire fire]nehaha… weliang
Those were some of the most randomely randome questions I have ever read in my life!
P.S. Camron you scare me amenclie are you a phyro?
I CANNOT WAIT TILL THE NEXT BOOK COMES OUT! i will eat everything! Am i emo for thumbs? maybe it seems they get cut and burned alot. where am i… who cares! You rok!
ps. henrys hair is awesome
lol ever heard of it? Yeah when you typed it in.
#20 disgusts me….
Everyone knows Sprat’s all over him!!
ok vlad should deffinatly be with merredith deffinitly
and yes camron i do like matches and fire weeeeeeeee
merreidith and vlad
merredith and vlad
haha this beats twilight by sooo much! ha compared to hengry, edwards good looking as a toilet!
so thats wat u look lik? wow didnt picture u like that heather. … now im all confused
is henrys hair as awesome as its supposed to be! I hope sooooo! Anyway i like your purple air it looks cool. but henrys hair better not be purple, it wouldnt look good on him.
Henry hair!!!!!!!!
Ok heather, u and me r just gonna have a little talk. I believe i cant except if vlad were to choose snow… i will cry (no joke) i will! And if he doesnt get with merridith i will cry. If hery gets a haircut I will cry. Just stating that. so please, pretty pretty pretty prety pretty pretty please dont make me cry! im begging u! By the way, vlad rocks! Ur a great author! and henrys hair is amazing!
SNOW is hot vlad should choose her and he gets to feed of the sourse and she souds HOT
Hi I love uore book’s somuch.I rede twilite I kant relat to the carecers as well.The chronicles of Vladimir tod is such a grate inflwens on my life.like vlad seed chwse uore frends wisly.
I love your books! Also, your website is awsome, I love your taste in colors. Vladimir Tod is the best serise of books ever, besides harry potter, but their pretty much even. You ROCK!!!!
What would you do if your publisher put a flouresent pink Vlad smiley on one of your next books? That could be dangerous.
Auntie Heather? Would the character “Eddie Poe” have anything to do with the real life person Edgar poe? Edgar Poe is the author of the poem “The Raven” and Eddie could indeed be short for Edgar, please respond to this question/coment.
Pardon me, im very sorry, i beilve its Edgar Alan Poe, but just the same, does Eddie Poe have anything to do with it? Or henrys hair? Cuz Henrys hair rocksssssssssssss!!!!!!!!
Hi!! I have a few questions for you… okay here goes… What is you’re favorite sport? Did you ever play sports? If so then what position did you play? Do you ever go on Fanfiction to read what your minions are writing about your books? Why don’t you have a fanfiction? It’s awesome!!! I love that website almost as much as yours!!!!! keep writing
hey?whats up i love this website i would love to talk so any offers then lets talk but im 13 years old k lol
i love your books you ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heather i am in the middle of your last book and i love your books so i am wondering are plainning to make another
Question:
How are you such a good author, because, before your books I only read one series, Harry Potter series and now I read two, Harry Potter and yours.
So, how are you such a good author?
http://heatherbrewer.com/blog/2009/09/09/in-which-i-give-away-cool-schtuff-and-answer-amandas-questions/#commentform
hello
what is your favorite color mine is black and red
do you believe your books will become popular than hary potter i do
why did Vlad break up with Meridith i mean Otis can manage not to indulge in the sweet nectar that is Nellys blood why cant Vlad plus she sounds really HOT
sry for typing so many comments to you auntie heather but i have so many questions so last one will Vlad ever get back together with Meridith and tell her his secret or will it be held to Henry,Otis,Snow and nelly?
(-l-) (l)(///)(ll)(lll) (\/)(///)(//)(l\)
(-l)(///)(///)(l/\)(–) !!!!!! that’s the best Elysian code i could do on the compurter lol i know you can figure it out
i know ur down the series (well almost anyways) but it would have been so wierd if meredith in the end was like d’ablos daughter and she was actually in on d’ablo’s plan that would hav been so sad
i LOVE ur books my friends think im obssed is having a shrine in your closet dedicated to vlad count as being obssed 
no really i LLLOOOVVVEEE ur books they are super awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
R u more of a forbidden romance type or the blood type?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PLZ PLZ PICK ME I WILL ENTER ANY CONTEST U PUT ON [and i have] I LOVE YOUR BOOKS AND IF I EVER SEE U I WILL KISS THE GROUND U WALK ON [gross huh]? but anyway I WILL RUN AND KICK AND RUN AND… did i say run twice? BUT I WILL SCREAM IF I WIN ANY OF YOUR CONTEST I SWEAR!!!!!!! PLZ PICK ME or randomely drawle me from a hat… PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ I HOPE I WIN PLZ PLZ P.. did i say plz more then once? I WANT TO WINNNNN!!!! HALE THE OH MIGHT TEEN GOD WHICH WE ALL LOVE AND WORSUP[fwi thats u]. and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA u like otis when 1. u have a husben and 2. hes not real. oh and btw STAY AWAY FROM OTIS HES MINE I WILL CAT FIGHT U FOR HIM rawwwwwr. OTIS IS MINE!!! grrrrr. oh and i think that girl asked alot of stupied qeustens. not to be mean. ;]
yours enternaly
jaid. OTIS IS MINE!!!
Is it bad that I ROFL’d at the Vlad and Henry being a couple question? xD
Also, I had no clue you’ve seen the yaoi drawings. I <3 how involved you are with your fandom.
hey girl just sayin hi there hows it goin girl i miss so much we need to hangout somtime when i get a life much love ur girl cali xoxo .
i luv your books they r the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i luv your books. how many books r going to b in the series? you r my fav auther!!!!!!!! better than the twilight series. do not count me in the cantest ! you r the bestest gratest books ever
yours in eternity
QQ: have you ever tasted blood????????? and if so do you like the flavor and get why vamps drink it?????????????????????????????????????
