Greetings, Minion Horde! Now, as most of you know, Auntie Heather is crazy busy (especially lately), so I haven’t been able to respond to the vast majority of emails I’ve been receiving (And I feel terribly guilty about that. I do. My Minions mean so much to me!). So…I was thinking I’d post some common questions/comments and respond here, in case you’re thinking about emailing Auntie Heather with anything like this:
Will there be a movie of The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod? Can I be in it? I’m a great actor!
I’m certain you are, Minion. My Minions are creative, awesome peeps. But! I have no idea if a movie will be made. If and when movie rights are sold, you’ll hear it here first, on heatherbrewer.com!
You have awesome hair! I love your hair!
Why, thank you, Minion! It’s my natural color too – can you tell? 
My hair actually varies in color, depending on how many times I’ve washed it since a fresh dye job. At first it’s purple, then hot pink, then light pink, then I dye it again. The black is dyed too. My natural hair color is strawberry blonde. (ew)
I am the biggest Vlad fan on the planet!!! I love your books! Don’t EVER stop writing!
You’re also my favorite Minion (don’t tell the others)! I’m so glad you love my books. No worries, Auntie Heather will write until her hands fall off…and then she’ll use her tongue.
Will you come to [INSERT TOWN NAME HERE]? Please?? Pretty please??
I would if I could, Minion. And I might! But…the thing is, Auntie Heather can only travel so much (as she needs to keep writing those books that you love so much). Hopefully, when I travel, it’ll be to a town near you. But no promises.
Tell me more about you. I’m doing a paper on you for English and need your stats.
Well, I was born in Lapeer, Michigan on September 21, 1973 (yeah, Auntie’s OLD) and grew up in a tiny little town called Columbiaville, Michigan. Hmmm…what else is there? I like cookies. And video games are da bomb (yeah, I said it).
I never read books until I came across your series.
This is the comment that always tears Auntie up. It means so much to me that you trust me enough to crack open my books and take a chance on reading, Minion. Thank you.
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MY HAIR IS STRAWBERRY BLONDE!:shock: how interesting…
I used to want to dye my hair black, but my mom wouldn’t let me…”it will never grow back the same color!” -_- but now I like my reddish/blonde hair…I think it suits me.
wow…I never would have guessed
ur original
hair color was strawberry blonde
.
BTW your hair is wickedly fangtastic .
Also VLad Tod ROCKS! Don’t ever stop writing you are so good at it .
Auntie… auntie, auntie, auntie. You wouldn’t BELIEVE how hard it’s to be a vlad fan. NO ONE in my school likes Vlad. insane, i know but sadly true.
I can’t come to the snow ball, nobady to talk to about the books. the only thing that would make me feel better is if you came to St.Louis. and on a sidenote, VLADIMIR TOD IS AWESOME!!!! 
I LOVE YOUR HAIR!!! And actually I think Strawberry blonde is pretty (not on me, but the color its self) though i prefer black anyday.
I LOVE YOU AUNTIEH!
I so love your books, my friend Laurie always has to copy off of me and I can’t get enough vampire books. My grandfather sighed two nights ago when I told him I’m going to read eighth grade bites for my eng class which my teacher is gladly letting me. I hope I get an a for reading eighth grade bites for my class aunty heather or my teacher can suck blood for giving me a bad grade lol when I hand in my reading log the min I finish the book
forgot to mention in a book I’m writing, my character can’t get enough of Vladimir Tod, she totally loves to read all the books over and over again
i luv your books! can’t wait till eleventh grade burns!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!! i totally want 2 go 2 the snow ball but can’t go cuz u’m twelve and live in FL. Not good. I luv ur books!
If i could meet you, this would be me 
-Omg. so yeah. i made my very own vlad tod tshirt! untill later, master. (|||)
i wish i could go to the snow ball, but i live in canada
on the bright side i can always look forward to 11th gr. burns
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! you are NOT old at all!!!!! ok know 56, thats old. BUT NOT YOU!!! oh and VIDEO GAMES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yours enternaly
jaid
omg! i forgot to tell you this (cuz this was like last year) but i had to become an expert and write a book on anything i wanted for English so i decided to write about vampire myths and the series was a main example in the project hehehe!
love u!!!!(and your hair) im coming to the snow ball!!! ill see u there!
Love your books,
and i know this sounds stupid, but what does strawberry blonde look like?
my friend Jenna ( short brunette hair, brown eyes, remember her?) went to the book fair and got her book signed from you!!!!
when she told me this, I got soooooo depressed because I didn’t know when the book fair was, or where!!!!!
e-mail me next time your going to one
p.s. when and where is the snowball?
Thank you for coming to St. Louis so you can meet your minions!!!!!!!!! Me love your book! My mom thinks im crazy “Your reading those books again?” But like i care. i buy buy buy and I will buy buy as long as u write write write. Phew…tried. So many people at my school love you and VLAD. I’m proud to say in the past week i made 2 minion
!!!! “Are you on her website again” my mother asked everyday. and i say “YES!”
WUV U AND VLAD!
Thank you for coming to St. Louis so you can meet your minions!!!!!!!!! Me love your book! My mom thinks im crazy “Your reading those books again?” But like i care. i buy buy buy and I will buy buy as long as u write write write. Phew…tried. So many people at my school love you and VLAD. I’m proud to say in the past week i made 2 minion
!!!! “Are you on her website again?” my mother asks everyday. and i say “YES!”
WUV U AND VLAD!
every kid at school ask me if I could my book TENTH GRADE BLEEDS and I always to say no, ur books are so cooool
i love your books your the best really at first i wasnt much of a reader because really i didnt like it and i did bad in school but when your first book came to my school for the book fair i thought i wanna read it because it has a awsome cover but i could never get it because it keeps on selling out but then my mom bought it for me i read it and i was wrong it wasnt just the cover that was awsome it was you and your books thank you. you helped me in school and now i love to wright and read you brout up my grades and made me feel a lot more cooler. im a little like vlad an outcast but then is cool alittle but not fully in the incroud and my best friend who knows all my secrets didnt want to be my friend and listin 2 me welllll i think im wrighting to much sooooo
good bye
Lol otay? Hehehe
well hello i am vary upset because your next book doesn’t come out until February.i am also upset because my friends mom wont let her read you books
and so i have to lend her mine and so i bought the forth book and when i was done i gave it to her and your books mean the world to me, but she got a new case it and ruined the cover so now i am extremely mad at her and she keeps yelling at me its just a book but its not to me so yay shes getting on my nerves 
wow heather you have strawberry blond hair WOW!!!! you are the bomb and i love you books more then other books cause this is about a guy instead of some girl. any way BLONDE hair. what kind of video games do you like? hmm you are a awesome writer!
hey i am a mega fan of your books!!!!!! i absoluely <3 them…especially vlad. is there going to be a movie of them????
Hey Heather!!! i love your books!!!!!
(much better than twilight)
i’ve read all of your books and inspire others to read
hey i improved the eighth grade bites page on wikipedia. if you have comments send them to:gilbertguerra123@yahoo.com
Wow…I can’t imagine you with Strawberry Blonde hair…..LOL I LLLLOOOOVVVVEEEE Your books!!!
Vlad is awesome… I love him 2 death
Thanx 4 making de best books in da world!!!!!!!!
U ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, you live Missouri?
Cool, then you can visit my school!
This is an awesome post. You and my mom are the same age! Its creepy. And both of you were born in September!My mom was born September 26th 1973…
P.S
Please reply…please?
~Edd,the trusty minion~
I have a burning question and I’ve been dying to find out. What inspired you to write The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod?
I read a lot of books and breeze by all of them and move on to the next book but when I read about Vlad I had to read it 10 more times before I got tired of it, then I read it 5 more times… who am I kidding ill never get tired of Vlad!!!
You have been one of my biggest inspirations to right a book of my own. Can’t wait for the next book to come out!!!
lol koolness
hey i got a really important question and the question is is vlad emo? a lot of people in my scholl said he is but i say he isn’t so is he?
i think vlads goth even though he denies it.
lol i misspelled Pablo…
NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY!
Lawrence is awesome!!
thanks for replying, i completely freaked out XD
i wish i had black hair my hair is brown its soooo lame
U ROCK (and vlad does too)
later
i think we all secretly want to see her natural hair color
auntie heather? would you please post a picture?
i made the ninth grade slays page on wikipedia. heres the link.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninth_Grade_Slays
i also made the tenth grade bleeds page:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenth_Grade_Bleeds
i also did the description for eleventh grade burns.
OMG! Vlad is a hottie!
thank you thank you thank you
Hey VT fans here is a poem of mine:
The Dead Heart:Vladimir Rose
If only there was a heart,
that wasn’t so broken,so dead,
so shredded, so shot, and so burned.
I feel pity for that heart that was so crushed,
so stomped on,so ran over, and so beat up.
I knew of this heart you see,
For this heart was so stupid,
that the lover was blind,
for you see that heart was,
mine.
TELL ME WHAT YA PEOPLE THINK ABOUT IT.
A mind darker then black,
Vladimir Rose
I love Vlad!! your books are so much better than Twilight!!
Dont stop writing!
and i cant wait for the forth book!
the poem is awesome. heres my fav poem: tired of these endless games, time to end the cursed day, to raise the sword , to kill the light, because there is no reason left to fight.
just a random question, since you grew up in Michigan, do you have any feelings twards Ohio St.? (sorry half my family loves ohio st., half loves michigan st. and i just had to know…-_-’)
Auntie Heather!!! your books are sooo amazing!
I actually got one of my friends hooked on the series!! It still gets lonely sometimes, no one else has read it…and i know what u mean by being the one people teased! story.of.my.life. 
anyways, i would loooove it if you could come to canada sometime (preferably BC) (and more preferably, Victoria, BC!) 
OMV it would be uber amazing if they made a CoVT movie, i would sooo kill to be Meredith (not literally, or is it?…) 
anyways, love the books!! LONG LIVE VLAD!!! 
i have a question for you auntie heather,what does it take to be an awesome author?im doing a
project on authors.so please answer back!!
WOW.WOW.that was an incredible poem!i loved it!!
please write more vlad rose!!
You’re birthday is the day before mine
Anyways… So far i have your three frist books to the The chronicles of Valdimir Tod. And i must say that the first book i read was Awesome. Your writing is amazing and i cant wait for your fourth book to come out. I really went in order to get the second book in a Scholastic book order i got the first again and gave it to a friend of mine for her birthday. We read the same books and love them to death. I also have the third book as well and i havent had the heart to pick it up and read it yet.
Reason being i have been to wound up in books latly to write a fanfiction on Fanfiction . net
to actually go and read the third book. ^___^ I really do look foward to your fourth book.
Also… my nautral hair colour is Dirty blonde and i hate it Xd
auntie heather…i been wanting to ask u this since a long time…how did you come up with vlad…like how did you decited to make him with long blck hair…I LUV IT!!!! he in my mind kinda looks like Alex Evans for some reason lol