Greetings, Minion Horde! Now, as most of you know, Auntie Heather is crazy busy (especially lately), so I haven’t been able to respond to the vast majority of emails I’ve been receiving (And I feel terribly guilty about that. I do. My Minions mean so much to me!). So…I was thinking I’d post some common questions/comments and respond here, in case you’re thinking about emailing Auntie Heather with anything like this:
Will there be a movie of The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod? Can I be in it? I’m a great actor!
I’m certain you are, Minion. My Minions are creative, awesome peeps. But! I have no idea if a movie will be made. If and when movie rights are sold, you’ll hear it here first, on heatherbrewer.com!
You have awesome hair! I love your hair!
Why, thank you, Minion! It’s my natural color too – can you tell? 
My hair actually varies in color, depending on how many times I’ve washed it since a fresh dye job. At first it’s purple, then hot pink, then light pink, then I dye it again. The black is dyed too. My natural hair color is strawberry blonde. (ew)
I am the biggest Vlad fan on the planet!!! I love your books! Don’t EVER stop writing!
You’re also my favorite Minion (don’t tell the others)! I’m so glad you love my books. No worries, Auntie Heather will write until her hands fall off…and then she’ll use her tongue.
Will you come to [INSERT TOWN NAME HERE]? Please?? Pretty please??
I would if I could, Minion. And I might! But…the thing is, Auntie Heather can only travel so much (as she needs to keep writing those books that you love so much). Hopefully, when I travel, it’ll be to a town near you. But no promises.
Tell me more about you. I’m doing a paper on you for English and need your stats.
Well, I was born in Lapeer, Michigan on September 21, 1973 (yeah, Auntie’s OLD) and grew up in a tiny little town called Columbiaville, Michigan. Hmmm…what else is there? I like cookies. And video games are da bomb (yeah, I said it).
I never read books until I came across your series.
This is the comment that always tears Auntie up. It means so much to me that you trust me enough to crack open my books and take a chance on reading, Minion. Thank you.
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if vlad actually kinda looks like alex eveans…..man hes so sexy,Meredith was lucky:(
hey Gilbert(/-\)Guerra, your poem is awesome!
why thank you. Its by a group called night oasis they write other dark stuff like that but there kind of old so you might not be able to find them.
Heh, nice XD
Man, people must hate me. NO ONE will take me to Michigan D:
And my dad is my only option…
Hmmm…
No going to any major cities like New York or some place in Flordia. D:
No one comes to Colorado anymore. T____T And it’s such a lovely little haunted place too.
Colorado?
Try Montana. No one comes to Montana
awesome haunted!!!!i love ghosts!!i always watch
ghost hunters,paranormal state,the haunting,and
a bunch of other ghost shows!!!!
Wow. Auntie, your hair is AWESOME!
portland please???? lol funny vote three words: sharks with lazers! PEW PEW!
I agree with ryan Portland would be a stupendius place to visit.
auntie heather you really need to visit Tucson, AZ. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
hi auntie heather just need someone to talk to. im just like vlad in some ways. well we r all like vlad in some ways. i dont even sleep at night i walk around at night but i dont have belfry to go to. ur awesome and amazing auntie hearther
hello heather.
my name is adyson and my friends think i am a vamp-rye i know you probably know nothing about this but i do have reasoning i am impossible fast like extremely i wouldn’t say i drink blood but it doesn’t make me gag like most people, is it just a coincidence??? i wish to not scare you.
hmmmm…. are you extremely pale?
hi,
i was wondering if you were going to make any movies on “the chronicles of vladimir tod” and if so i would definately watch it and if you made a tv series that would soooooooooooooo AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! i really wish you would…. k thx for listening
hi,
i was wondering if you were going to make any movies on “the chronicles of vladimir tod” and if so i would definately watch it and if you made a tv series that would be soooooooooooooo AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! i really wish you would…. k thx for listening
HEY I AM A STRAWBERRY BLONDE!!! ITS NOT EW ITS COOL U MEANIE!!! anyway i still love u Heather keep writing u rock
i like that smily!!! hehe 
oh and i think vlad does look like alex evans and thats hot
Who stares at the moon at night!
eddie poe=edgar alan poe
i luv all of u! 
im clinging to this untill SOMEONE tells me y she picked that name!
btw for all who dont kno, edgar alan poe was theauthor of the poem “the raven”
who the heck is alex evan??i stare at the moon at night!!THE MOON IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
nobody ever comes to pomona california!!!!no famous people or awesome authors like auntie or
J.K. rowling…!!!
Yeah… Why can’t you go to the least “famous” visited places? So please, Heather, answer our requests. We’de appreciate it quite a bit. It would change the course of history. It might bring opportunities to a lot of us. We’re the youth of the nation, we have talent, with no connections. I’m an artist. I live in White City Oregon with 3 bossy bratty sisters. I love em’ enough to not burn them alive ^^. so why can you not visit the less popular cities?
We’re bright and hilarious. Garantied or your blood bank goes up into smitherines ^^
hey polly…welll u should google him and wow such a hottie!!!
ooo and rian i noe such a hottie…man his eyes deive mii crazzy lol
google who taylor lautner??
will somebody please tell me who the heck is alex evans????!!!!!!!
o yes taylor man sexy…..just google him polly
alex evans too me his image kinda looks in my mind as vlad thats how i think vlad looks in my opinion
your books are awsome i cant stop readin them i cant what for the next book comes out
ive seen taylor lautner before.HA!!!!!taylor lautner…….
IM TEAM EDWARD & VLADIMIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I really don’t like twilight. I’m in love with Vladimir though!
i luv these books. its one of the books that got me back into reading. like how vlad isnt perfect plus he has that goth with an emo cross atmosphere and i find that real sexy. i cant wait for 11th grade to start. vampires have always intrested me but i didnt read twilight(thats cause i know the books front and back without reading it *dont ask). i luv how vlads an outcast cause i feel like one too. id rather be crazy than normal. plus im not one to follow the crowd. its like one of my fav quote says be normal and the crowd addoors u be be crazy and they make u leader.
seeya cant wait for 11th grade 
Dear Heather,
What should I tell the people at my school they think Im goth because I read them and wear my black coat with studs at the bottom but they don’t get I read them cause there good books,and its cold in my school.Sooo… please help me thanx
LOVE LOVE LOVE your books! These kinds of books are all I ever read, mostly anyway. I am such a jerk! I totally memorized the whole elysian coed thing, so now I can read it and write it(DUMB, huh?). Anyway you are AWESOME keep writing and never stop!!! (PLEASE!!!):grin:
I want to be a writer too, but i tried to write a story and i got through chapter 4 and i could not think of anything else!
so do you have any edvice for me? it would really help if you did. oh and i LOVE YOUR HAIR!!!!
Well Polly.. let mii say this
Taylor izz sexy-hot!!!!
but thats in my opinion
…. have you seen alex evans cute!
no i havent seen alex evans before,will somebody
PLEASE tell me who the heck is alex evans????????
cause im totally lost!!!!!!
okay i googled on alex evans and OMV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he does freakin look like vlad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also i think that hes hot.i love the color of his eyes and hair!!!!
I agree,Vlad looks like Alex Evans.Hope Heather comes to LA…PLEASE!!!!
little boy death: I do! AND I have a belfry to go to at night! Beat that!
Dear Auntie Heather,
My name is Devon, im in 8th grade and attend nixa jr. high, most of my schools books are to easy for me,you see i read at a collage reading level and your book is 1 of 2 book series that has captured my intrest,and i would like to thank you for such a page turner. i started reading your books 12 days ago and have the 3rd next to me as we speak. should you wish to answer this letter write back at at dclacy123@gmail.com. Good luck on your book tour and should you have any free time please visit nixa
your minion
Devon
p.s.I trully am your #1 minion, I didn’t think there was anyone older than my mom that was cool=)
Hello its me
“saul” I e-mailed you i think. i just really want you to come to miami florida. p.s. amazing hair my friend did it just like you 
see polly…alex dose look lik vlad
“HOT!!!!!!”
MII TOO I LOVE HIS HAIR LOL
i love vlad he is so awesome, actually the best vampire ever!! i cant wait for the next book.if alex evans can act he should be vlad or at least someone who is reaaalllly hot,btw your hair is awesome!what kind of hair dye do u use??
I use Special Effects dye, Minion. It’s a veggie dye.
My dad and I disagree! How old is Nelly? I think she’s cute and young. He thinks she’s old and grandma like! I’m right, right????
P.S. I feel a little creepy cause I’m 25 and Vlad’s in high school, but I have fairly good crush going on the kid!
While Nelly has grandma-like tendencies, I definitely see her as young, mid-30s.
Wow! I really love reading books, especially VAMPIRE books! I came across these books today, at my school’s book fair. I. Am. Hooked! I have a friend called Vladimir.
Now… That was odd. He basicly looks like the Vlad in the book…..