Vlad’s Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
A blood bag in a tree.

On the second day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the third day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!!
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Six Hot Topic gift cards,
FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!!
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Seven frozen snack packs,
Six Hot Topic gift cards,
FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!!
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Eight uninterrupted hours of video games,
Seven frozen snack packs,
Six Hot Topic gift cards,
FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!!
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Nine days in Siberia,
Eight uninterrupted hours of video games,
Seven frozen snack packs,
Six Hot Topic gift cards,
FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!!
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Ten shots with the Lucis,
Nine days in Siberia,
Eight uninterrupted hours of video games,
Seven frozen snack packs,
Six Hot Topic gift cards,
FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!!
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Eleven dates with his dream girl,
Ten shots with the Lucis,
Nine days in Siberia,
Eight uninterrupted hours of video games,
Seven frozen snack packs,
Six Hot Topic gift cards,
FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!!
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Twelve tubes of sunblock,
Eleven dates with his dream girl,
Ten shots with the Lucis,
Nine days in Siberia,
Eight uninterrupted hours of video games,
Seven frozen snack packs,
Six Hot Topic gift cards,
FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!!
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

Happy Holidays, Minions!

(and to clarify day #10, I’m not shooting Vlad with the Lucis – he’s the one shooting it, because you have to admit…it’s pretty cool.)



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217 Responses to “Vlad’s Twelve Days of Christmas”

  1. i love the books and the six hottopic gift cards was cool :grin: ;-) ;-) :smile: :shock: :cool: :!: :!:

  2. luna says:

    I LOVE HOT TOPIC

  3. Blood & Gore says:

    Vlad probably got tweleve bags of blood on his twelvth day of christmas. ;-)

  4. Blood & Gore says:

    No D’Ablo for 5 days had to be nice

  5. Blood & Gore says:

    I love the books! Read them all so far!! :mrgreen:

  6. Vivi says:

    my friend just sung this even though its march XD

    I can picture vlad trying to climb the tree to get the blood bag.

    Henry: Where’s Vlad?
    Nelly: Last time I saw him he was by the tree.
    Otis: *running into the room* umm…. Vlad’s being eaten by the tree….
    Vlad: HELP! ANYONE!

  7. AbbyLuvsVlad(l\\\l) says:

    I luv hot topic & Vlad!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  8. Jae says:

    The gifts are soooooooo cool!
    I love the FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!! best.

  9. Hemlock says:

    Hot topic forever oh and lol to you vivi (contunuid) Vladimir:no wait oh there you are (sulrping sounds)
    otis:no fir nelly
    nelly:oh go have a hobo
    otis:yay
    Vladimir:(comeing into the room)not one from around here though
    END

    Oh ps:my frind renamed herself October ;-)

  10. London says:

    love the song. oh ya, what are vivi and Hemlock talking about? im confused :| :sad:

  11. ratgrrl a.k.a. Snow fan says:

    i wud pick de hot topic giftcards, me luv hot topic. i <3 Vladimir Tod 4 eva…. and hot topic!

  12. snow+vlad= says:

    ok thats gotta be a good thing
    (if i were vlad i would LUV 5 days wit out d’ablo)
    i know i’m posting this in september but i started reading reading the seires in the end of may and i saw this and i was singing this all summer to my bro :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
    he got so annoyed!!!!
    anyway PEACE!!!
    vlad+snow=<3

  13. BTYLS says:

    Haha thats so funny! Now thats the one im going to remember I can never remember the actual song but this one is AWESOME! Plus the 5 days without D’Ablo had to be amazingly AWESOMENESS! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  14. erica says:

    i loved it lol :) :D i laught so hard i love vampiers :!: :smile:

  15. BFMV says:

    soooo kewlsauce:!: :grin: lol i loved ten shots with the lucis :!: i mean who woudnt want to shot that thing :!: :!: :!:

  16. Team Snow says:

    I’d either pick 5 days without D’Ablo or 10 shots with the Lucis, but I wouldn’t need the 5 days if I had the lucis.

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