Vlad’s Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
A blood bag in a tree.

On the second day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the third day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!!
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Six Hot Topic gift cards,
FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!!
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Seven frozen snack packs,
Six Hot Topic gift cards,
FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!!
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Eight uninterrupted hours of video games,
Seven frozen snack packs,
Six Hot Topic gift cards,
FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!!
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Nine days in Siberia,
Eight uninterrupted hours of video games,
Seven frozen snack packs,
Six Hot Topic gift cards,
FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!!
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Ten shots with the Lucis,
Nine days in Siberia,
Eight uninterrupted hours of video games,
Seven frozen snack packs,
Six Hot Topic gift cards,
FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!!
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Eleven dates with his dream girl,
Ten shots with the Lucis,
Nine days in Siberia,
Eight uninterrupted hours of video games,
Seven frozen snack packs,
Six Hot Topic gift cards,
FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!!
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Auntie Heather gave to Vlad:
Twelve tubes of sunblock,
Eleven dates with his dream girl,
Ten shots with the Lucis,
Nine days in Siberia,
Eight uninterrupted hours of video games,
Seven frozen snack packs,
Six Hot Topic gift cards,
FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!!
Four cans of Pepsi,
Three bags of junk food,
Two blood dipped cookies,
And a blood bag in a tree.

Happy Holidays, Minions!

(and to clarify day #10, I’m not shooting Vlad with the Lucis – he’s the one shooting it, because you have to admit…it’s pretty cool.)



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217 Responses to “Vlad’s Twelve Days of Christmas”

  1. Michelle says:

    It does seem extremely cool !. :D And I Love the “Six Hot Topic gift cards” part !. Lolz. //,..,^ :mrgreen:

  2. alyssa says:

    i love it! how long did it take for you to come up with this? ugh!! i can’t wait for the next book I’m still counting down on my calender.

  3. Margarita says:

    OMG that waz hiliarious!!!!! I really love the 6 hot topic gift cards!!!!! Happy Holidays Auntie. P.S U r so cool!!!!!!! CAN’T WAIT TILL UR NEW BOOK COMES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):):):):):):p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::):):):P:P:P:P:D:D:D:D:D:D

  4. Margarita says:

    OMG that waz hiliarious!!!!! I really love the 6 hot topic gift cards!!!!! Happy Holidays Auntie. P.S U r so cool!!!!!!! CAN’T WAIT TILL UR NEW BOOK COMES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):):):):):):p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::):):):P:P:P:P:D:D:D:D:D:D :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol: :cool: ;-)

  5. Margarita says:

    coolio!!!!! I really love the 6 hot topic gift cards!!!!! Happy Holidays Auntie. P.S U r so cool!!!!!!! CAN’T WAIT TILL UR NEW BOOK COMES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):):):):):):p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::):):):P:P:P:P:D:D:D:D:D:D :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol: :cool: ;-)

  6. Mystic (April) Sky (Can'tTellYou) says:

    OMT!!! (oh my tod (dont really believe in the whole “Big Guy Upstairs” crap (no offense if you do))) that was really cool!! I too like the 6 hottopic gift crads part. i wish I got HotTopic gift cards for Christmas… I LOVE HOTTOPIC!!! You shood totally do a book signing or something in a hottopic…! preferably in 12 oaks mall in Michigan? Vladimir Tod is so cool…! they should totally do vlad plushies of the smiley and posters and stuff. they shood sell the minion bling there too. with your permission of course. i love your hair. It’s so cool. i love that color black. i love any black really but yours is SUPER black!! you know, im gunna dye my hair that color black. either that or like super red. idk yet. im super random arnt i>! i cant wait till the snowball!!! i already got my tickets!!!! i cant wait to meet the rest of the minion horde!! you know talking to them, meeting new people, exchanging digits. ;-) haha.anyway, cant for the snow ball. LOVE YOU AUNTIE HEATHER!!!! (whats really cool about your name is that i have a freind whos first name is Heather and another friend whos last name is Brewer!! isnt that cool!?) anyway…, BYE!!!!

    :mrgreen: :shock: :smile: ;-) :evil: :x :twisted: :grin: :idea: :o :oops:

  7. Jennivamp says:

    Woohoo! Go Vlad and of course he’s shooting it, he’s Vlad, he needs practice, poor little boy. This song is now epic!

  8. Sarah says:

    OMG I LOve it and i love these books keep writing heather r u going to make a 5th book 12th grade kills oh that soundds like an awsome title cant wait for the new one :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

  9. maddog says:

    I LOVE IT VLAD NEEDS HIS OWN SONG ITS PERFECT YAY!!!!!!!

  10. Lizzy says:

    OH EM GEE I LOVED THIS, AND THE HOT TOPIC GIFT CARDS <333333 IM DOING A COUNTDOWN ON MY CALENDAR FOR THE NEXT BOOK TO COME OUT :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  11. Lizzy says:

    OH EM GEE I LOVED THIS, AND THE HOT TOPIC GIFT CARDS <333333 IM DOING A COUNTDOWN ON MY CALENDAR FOR THE NEXT BOOK TO COME OUT…i read all of ur books like 1million times and they never get me tired!!!! :mrgreen:

  12. Anna R. says:

    I want the twelve tubes of sunblock!

  13. Krystal says:

    OMG! It is Awesome! It is the best 12 days of Christmas ive ever heard

  14. Rain says:

    haha i like that that should be in one of the new books…..i like the gift card one haha i love hot topic :mrgreen:

  15. rocsi says:

    hahahaha thats freakin genius yeah eight hours of video games that hes not good at lol you forgot one more gift me! :D

    xxxx

  16. Lexx says:

    OMG!!! 6 HOT TOPIC GIFT CARD!!!! I WANT..LOL I CANT WAIT FOR THE BOOK

  17. Muffin says:

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
    That was totally amazing! I wanna do the exact same thing and make it my own…
    I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie Julia and Julie ( or Julie and Julia however the title goes), but I wanna create a blog… I don’t know if it sounds weird or not but… It’s like your in my life and I want to involve you in my blog! :roll: ….That sounds awkward but..yeah…
    I Love The 12 Days Of Vlad! It’s AWESOMEEEE
    Love you much!! ;-)

  18. Cassidy says:

    That was great! Now I have something else to sing for the holidays!! Happy Holidays everyone!!

  19. Imogen Slade says:

    Hot Topic Giftcard! :D DD

  20. randy says:

    The best song ever :!: favorite christmas caroling song :!: singing it at school (yes I still got school it sucks) ;-) :| :x :twisted: :smile: :shock: :sad: :roll: :razz: :oops: :mrgreen: :lol: :idea: :grin: :evil: :cry: :cool: :arrow: :???: :?: :!:

  21. Cole says:

    I loved it. I was actually singing it by the time i got done reading it. What i wanted to know is how long did it take you to come up with that? EXTREMELY AWSOME!! I also can’t wait for the next book, i LOVE Vlad!!

  22. zerolife says:

    dieing a little every second of my after life :evil: :twisted: :evil: :!:

  23. Cassie S says:

    I love it, auntie!! Maybe I could have twelve days of Vladified Christmas?

  24. Tobi(nt really my name:) says:

    !!!!!luv it! im still tryin 2 figure the whole hot topic thing out. i even went 2 hottopic.com, nd they didnt have and vlad sturf(yes sturf). now im majorly confuzzled

  25. Tobi(Diane) says:

    !!!!!luv it! im still tryin 2 figure the whole hot topic thing out. i even went 2 hottopic.com, nd they didnt have and vlad sturf(yes sturf). now im majorly confuzzled :razz: :?: :cool: ;-)

  26. Kelsey says:

    Vlad’s so goth he doesn’t even know he’s goth. :mrgreen:
    Go Hot Topic gift cards!!!!

  27. jessy jess says:

    hahaha fangtastic song!! its funny how it sounds that auntie heather gave vlad 10 shots with lucius hahaha…. n i could really use those giftcards hot topic is expensive!

  28. Val says:

    LOL!!!!!!! IM LAUGHING MY BUTT OFF RIGHT NOW!

  29. Casey says:

    hahahahaha my brother thought i was crazy laughing so hard !!! :lol:

  30. Alexandria says:

    well I have to addmit it to Heather.Brewer she rights the best books ever and she can meke up very funny “Vampire” Christmas carols :razz: I have to addmit that Sprat was the best goth character in the book but I thought Kristoff was the best except for Vladimir :razz:

  31. i love the part with 8 hours of viedogames,10 shots with the lucis, and 5 DAYS OF D`ABLO!
    BEST 12 DAYS OF X-MAS EVER KNOWEN TO MAN-KIND AND VAMPIRES! :mrgreen: :grin: :mrgreen:

  32. (sorry to double post ) when i said 5 days of D`Ablo i kind-of meet without him…yeah kind-of mistyped big time :oops: sorry(expatly to vlad) :lol: ( :oops: )

  33. FIVE DAYS WITHOUT D’ABLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol! LOVE the song!!!!

    Merry Hanukkahchristmaskwanzaasolsticewhatever!!!

  34. Dassaev Reyes says:

    Dear auntie heather,,,IS THE COOLEST CHRISTMAS SONG I’D NEVER HEARD!!!!!!! vlad is surely very happy with his twelve days of christmas. ;-)

  35. zerolife says:

    ah shit i forgot 2 get my girlfriend a gift and i,m broke well i,m dead or busted dam it (##) :sad: :???: :cry:

  36. zerolife says:

    by the way any body have a good idea? (HEATHER?)PLEASE

  37. Andy S says:

    these songs are so much fun to sing :mrgreen:

  38. Josh says:

    I would kill for 8 hours of video games. If there is another snow ball, i’d kill for it to be in North Carolina.

  39. Jas says:

    so at the 5 days w/out D’ablo part i sang it out loud… its 2 am here and i should be writing an essay xD bahaha ilu auntie :3

  40. ha ha ha !!! i sang it and its a mouthful. cant wait till next book!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cool:

  41. MidnightDarkDementia says:

    (-)(/\)(|||)(–)(///)(\/)(|||)(–)(///)(|\|)(/-)!!

    (-)(|-)(–)(-)(|\|)(-)

  42. jaid osheroff says:

    u sould totaly sell your stuff [like buttens and sweeters and stuff] i would toltaly buy it! :razz: :razz: :razz:

    Yours Eternally
    Jaid ;-)

  43. jaid osheroff says:

    AT HOT TOPIC srry forgot to say

  44. (-/)(-)(|--)(|||) says:

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  45. roy butner says:

    You should make a clothing line with shirts actually from the cover

  46. Riven Harkness says:

    Why is it that some people put blogs in absolute Elysian code? It’s a bit confusing and when I decode it it mostly comes out in:
    “aw eaoyeaong!!” I know. The person doesn’t know how to spell. I’m looking forward to seeing if this comment is commented on tomorrow. Will be watching, even though regrettably it is the morning.
    Stay Scared,
    Riven

  47. Hunter says:

    I LOVE THT TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SONG!!!!! IT AWSME!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :evil: :cool: :lol: :smile: :smile: :razz:

  48. Nobody Speical... says:

    Dat song ist now my favorite song in the whole world of songs!!!!!! :mrgreen: :twisted:


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