(to the tune of “I’m Gettin’ Nuttin’ for Christmas”)
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy don’t know
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
My skin is as white as the snow
I can’t go out in Christmas day
Somebody drank my blood
On Christmas night I’ll have to play
Somebody drank my blood
My Christmas dinner comes in bags
Really they don’t taste too bad
I like hanging out with Vlad
Somebody drank my blood
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy don’t know
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
My skin is as white as the snow
I’m up all night with Santa Claus
Somebody drank my blood
I just might get to see him because
Somebody drank my blood
And I know some would say it’s wrong
But did ya ever wonder how he’s lived so long
He might be the reason for this song
Somebody drank my blood
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy don’t know
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
My skin is as white as the snow
MERRY VLADMAS, MINION HORDE!!!

i really like that hey, are you going to make a movie
I usually don’t get into the whole “vampire” thing, but that changed when I read Eighth Grade Sucks. It had a good storyline, descant action, good humor, andan overall good feel to it. I look forward to reading the others.
i just get 11th burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got Eleventh Grade Burns as well! Also, I liked you “Vlad Song”.
Very…creative and interesting. Though I expected that from Auntie Heather.
Are you going to come out with movie? I hope soo a lot of people would go to see it haha . i am on 11 book too on 24 chapter!!! haha
LOLZ BYEZ B-Y- DOBLE EE