(to the tune of “I’m Gettin’ Nuttin’ for Christmas”)
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy don’t know
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
My skin is as white as the snow
I can’t go out in Christmas day
Somebody drank my blood
On Christmas night I’ll have to play
Somebody drank my blood
My Christmas dinner comes in bags
Really they don’t taste too bad
I like hanging out with Vlad
Somebody drank my blood
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy don’t know
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
My skin is as white as the snow
I’m up all night with Santa Claus
Somebody drank my blood
I just might get to see him because
Somebody drank my blood
And I know some would say it’s wrong
But did ya ever wonder how he’s lived so long
He might be the reason for this song
Somebody drank my blood
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy don’t know
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
My skin is as white as the snow
MERRY VLADMAS, MINION HORDE!!!
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awsome!!!!! How do you come up with these songs? cool im the first one on here!
Fabulous!
You’re quite a song-writing genius, Auntie!
These are great- they give me something nice to go around warbling, instead of the usual (& semi boring) Christmas tunes. xD
<3
GENIUS AUNTIE U R A GENIUS i love ya so much MERRY CHRISTMAS to auntie heather and her family and VLAD and his hope this ones a geart one luv ya all and love your genius soongs
I love it!!! It is sooo much better than other christmas jingles. ☺
I never thought of the possiblity of Santa being a vampire…
GENIUS!
In the other post, i asked for a copy, so i was wondering if you can send one to me? so i sent you an email with a message and my adress so if you can get around to it, i would love a copy. 
Haha
LOVE this new version
i love it auntie its awsome!
very funny
Haha Spuntanious!!!
<3
i love it!!!
fangtastic
Great song.
i love it auntie heather it was awesome. merry vladmas christmas too you and your family and vlad of course. can’t wait for eleventh grade burns and tweleth grade kills to come out.i would love a copy of elevnth grade burns pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaes and thank you for reading MERRY VLADMAS TOO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND OF COURSE MY VLAD AND YOUR VLAD TOO BYE
I love the song, I’m gonna be singing it all the time now!
You’re quite a song-writing genius, Auntie
I LOVE THIS SONG better than the old one
Awwwww, how cute!
HAHA! That wuz AWESOME Auntie Heather! Make another song please! That would be so cool!
THat was so cool how do you come up with these songs they’re so awesomely CREATIVE!!!! please make more songs!!
wow. just…wow. you are the quite the writer Ms. Heather. songs, book… WHATS NEXT!!!??? altho, i have never herd of “im gettin nutin for christmas”. wierd… so auntie heather, what are your plans for christmas? im… idk yet. brothers gone, ree looks yucky,… BROTHERS GONE!! hes gone… sorry. im just talking bout myself now. dont wanna bum no one out. MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY KWANZAA, HAPPY HAUNIKA!!!! (yeah, i know, i spelled it wrong!) im not smart… BLAAAAAAH!!!
LOVE and BLOOD, April.
well, seeya later aligator!!
wow. just…wow. you are the quite the writer Ms. Heather. songs, book… WHATS NEXT!!!??? altho, i have never herd of “im gettin nutin for christmas”. wierd… so auntie heather, what are your plans for christmas? im… idk yet. brothers gone, tree looks yucky,… BROTHERS GONE!! hes gone… sorry. im just talking bout myself now. dont wanna bum no one out. MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY KWANZAA, HAPPY HAUNIKA!!!! (yeah, i know, i spelled it wrong!) im not smart… BLAAAAAAH!!!
LOVE and BLOOD, April.
well, seeya later aligator!!
SANTAS A VAMPIRE! XDDD That was awesome Auntie, I think i’m gonna save that and sing it to my friends! XD
Yay for the Make-Our-Own-Parodies-Of-Songs Club! >:D
*laughs* Haha, maybe Santa IS a vampire!!! But these songs really brighten up my day, especially since we got snowed in pretty badly today. But lol, these songs are amazing… You should be a poet, Auntie.
Happy holidays!!! 
#24 yeah!!! but tht was awsome and very entrtaining auntie heather!!!
wait tht one stole my spot
lol
Ur are the most amazing song writer I have ever heard or read! I esicaly love the 12 days of christmas!!!
P.S. Congrads on finishing ur book!!!
awesome song !
HAHA! great song!
i hope theres a movie!!! 
i would be like 
and then i would steal tickets 
and then see it for free! omg i love your books!!! 
LOVE IT!!!!!!! HAPPY VLADMAS!!!!!!
hahaha, I had to play that song and thing that over it cause I have no idea about that song
It was very cool I sang it out loud
This is excellent!
Happy Vladmas!!! And New Years too!!!
XD Yay! *thumbs up*
OMG That’s awesome!! How do you come up with this stuff? I love it!
aw i love this song!
haha that was awesome!
That was the best christmas carol ever!
D
how do u come up with these??????????????
awesome song!!!! its snowinggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its already up 2 my knee & im like 5.3 in-a-half maybe 5.4 idk but stil… woot woot its finally snowing. figures it doesnt snow in ri until 5 days till christmas… but oh well SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!
AWESOME SONG!!! omv wow ur a great song writer i <3 vladmas
i was singing it ut loud and my mom walked in and she looked at me weird HAHA 
I LOVE IT! AND ITS MY BIRTHDAY! Happy bday to me ps. happy holidays minions!
lol i have to say where do u come up with this stuff! its really cool and insane!!
It’s a lot better than getting nothing like the original version XD
I love it!
HAVE A FANGTASTIC HOLIDAY, AUNTIE HEATHER!
MERRY VLADMAS PPLS! Best Christmas carol ever Auntie, gonna sing it all the time now. Hope to see lots of ppl
MERRY VLADMAS PPLS! Best Christmas carol ever Auntie, gonna sing it all the time now. Hope to see lots of ppl at the snow ball!
cute
lol that is sooo cute