(to the tune of “I’m Gettin’ Nuttin’ for Christmas”)
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy don’t know
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
My skin is as white as the snow
I can’t go out in Christmas day
Somebody drank my blood
On Christmas night I’ll have to play
Somebody drank my blood
My Christmas dinner comes in bags
Really they don’t taste too bad
I like hanging out with Vlad
Somebody drank my blood
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy don’t know
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
My skin is as white as the snow
I’m up all night with Santa Claus
Somebody drank my blood
I just might get to see him because
Somebody drank my blood
And I know some would say it’s wrong
But did ya ever wonder how he’s lived so long
He might be the reason for this song
Somebody drank my blood
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy don’t know
I’ll be a vampire for Christmas
My skin is as white as the snow
MERRY VLADMAS, MINION HORDE!!!


Yea!! i like ur songs!! i love the origonal of this to so it was fun singing to this one.
That is SO awesome Auntie! hahaha you should make a whole CD with vampire themed Christmas music
Why cant I my chorus sing these songs for the holiday concert at my school?!?! That would be awesome
YAY!
Sweet I like it.
Ur a sweet writer Heather like the song.
OMG! i love the song! so funny! alot better than any other songs! =D you are the bestest writer ever!!! i love your books! which brings me to my email. RESPOND PLZ!! but if u can’t it’s ok. =P kthxbye
AmaZingnessessssss.
LOL this is the best song I have heard since Vlad’s twelve days of Christmas.
Merry Vladmas, Auntie Heather! And everyone else!
so cute auntie heather….i need to freakin get my present in the mail! but i live close to st. louis so…..
thank you for activating my account. it feels like i am now a true member of the minion horde.
giggle.
a giggling goth? that cant be good.
nice songgg. haha your an all around amazing writer!!! (: Merry Vladmas.! lol (:
Sweet!It`s great like Vlad`s 12 days of X-mas.(p.s Love your books and I finsh 10th grade and it`s out of there! You`re the an amazing writer and) Merry Vladmas!
lol! thats funny! i always wonderd about santa…
awsum! luv you auntie heather!
i love the songs there soo kewlyo ohh and do you like my new word vladsome well some of you may have used it but its still an vladsome word
that is great ir so food at remixs lol luv ya
COOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEESSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT THING I’D NEVER HEARD ( BESIDES THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS FOR VLAD)
You better watch out!
You better not cry!
You better get protection,
I’m telling you why!
D’Ablo is coming to town!
He’s making a list.
He’s checking it twice.
He’s gonna find out whoose blood type is nice.
He knows when you’re asleep!
He’d prefer you stay awake!
He can hear your heartbeat,
So you better grab a steak!
Oh, you better watch out!
You better go hide!
You might as well kiss your lovely neck good-bye!
D’Ablo is coming to town.
ha love it, i actually wondered how santa lived 4 so long when i was little, then i figured it out (he’s not real) i was devastated. cant wait 4 next book!!!
Ashton that was awesome(not as good as Auntie Heather’s though)
Haha I love it! Where do you come up with these things Auntie?
Hey I love your books and songs!you are amazing and I hope you keep writing after eleventh grade burns.You have awesome ideas with these books!where do you get your inspiration? well XXhugsXX and XXkissesXX,Kaitlynn Welch P.S. Maybe you will think about putting my name in one of the Vladimir Tod books!!!
I am one of your minions. I also live in Missouri. Me Joshua Pinon, Kyle Winninger, and Jaqulleyn Callison are your minions. So why don’t you find out what blood type santa is and have a feast. Or do you not want to crush little kids thing about santa. So when i am in sixth grade which i am in fifth i want to know if u can come to our school.I will tell u when im in the sixth grade.
Love your books
with fangs
D’ablo is real. Me and my friends found out the hard way. Oh and i am fifteen in vampire years. But in human years i am ten. Tell Vladmir hi for me
o and can u use my name in one of the books. And what about college soaks as one of the books
oh auntie heather can you use me in one of your books? it would be awesome if i could be a vampire!!!! maybe vikas’s son or something? (he could be my father in vempire terms, its not like he could sire another pravus could he?) please please please with a blood bag on top??
auntie your a genious and this will be perfect for the me and the other (original not twilight)vampires at my school to sing
ogm i love this song lol but i just finished the last book and can wait to start on the next one!!
i didnt even know the song existed! now that i listened to it i love it! thanks!
Why does Santa get to be a vampire?!?!?!?!?!? Think he’ll bite me????? LOL. Awesome song! i loved it.
LOL! I loved it soo much…and if Alex Evans iz really playing Vlad,he iz HOT!!!
OMVVVVVV!!!! Thank you Auntie Heather!!!!!
I got Minion Bling for Christmas and I was so excited!!!!!!
I wear them every day!!!
You made my parents happy,too, because it actually came in time for Christmas!!!!!
THANKKKKKKK YOUUUUUU SOOOOO MUCHHHHH!!!!
You darkened and brightened my Christmas at the same time!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
i love your books i read them twice and cant wait for the fourth book to come out and will you please use my name in one of your books thanks and nice talking to you.
Hey I would so love to be in one of your books and I dont know auntie Heather my name sounds pretty vampish.
Love ya auntie Heather,
Darian Howard
p.s. LOVE the books.
ur books r to ta le awsom!!! my friend hooked me on them. and she doesnt read. EVER. so her reading ur books is really saying something. cant wait till ur nxt book!!!
that…was…AWESOME!!!
Nice song Heather, Your are one of teh best writers ever!
I got all of your books for Xmas, which made me happy.
Thanks
omfg…… your the best writer ever. ur awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
sweet job auntie heather!
i love the song
ha ha its soo cute >_< i love it auntie heather!
Haha i’ll be singing this all year!! I <3 AUNTIE HEATHER AND VLAD!!!!!
Bullet For My Valintine should sing that
Three days Grace should sing that
Oh wow, I can’t wait for Valentines Day.
How’s life lately? been biting people?
who da bomb auntie heather da bomb
Your lyrics are funny!!!! I love you, Auntie Heather.
U should make movies outta ur books and make an album to go with it XD
to any 1 reading this I said about a month a go my eyes changed color i don,t no how but could some 1 please tell me y my eyes do this? and to read my other comment go 2 old comments p.s. i was scared i didnt no wat 2 do then if u can help me please respond
I love this song i memorized it and sang it during class. My teacher was totally freaked out it was amazing she thinks vampires dont exist and its a buncha bull that they are so popular. I love it though i sing it all the time haha
good one auntie heather
Ashton Cutface that ones a good one 2 but i aint afraid of him