Greetings, my Minions! And how are we all this cold, dark, bleak winter? Are you all revelling in the dark half of the year? Auntie is, for sure. Life has been keeping me very busy, but I just had to stop in and say hi to my Minions, plus share some happiness.
For one, I have a cat now! A sweet black kitty named (ha!) Amenti (of course). She’s feisty and can ooze sarcasm with but a glance. I love her! Plus, she keeps me company during the day while I write, which rocks my socks.
For two, I am all geared up for the Snow Ball, baby! It’s going to be MEGA AWESOME, which is like awesome, only to the Nth degree. Plus! I’m going to be touring all over the country right after that! So if you can’t hang with me at the Snow Ball, hopefully, you can hang with me at one of my events during the tour. Please call the stores and ask if they have anything special planned. I heard that there will be an anti-Vlaentines Day party and an in-store Snow Ball, so call and ask! I’ve updated my Appearances page with addresses and times, for all you Minions who keep asking when and where.
We are just WEEKS away from the release of ELEVENTH GRADE BURNS, Minions. Are you geeked out of your minds?! I totally am. I can’t wait to discuss deets of this book with you guys – it’s been sooooooo hard to keep my own secrets! But soon, all shall be revealed.
My days have been filled with writing (and petting Amenti) – what about you guys? Anything exciting going on? Catch me up!
Yours in Eternity,
Auntie Heather
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Yay! First comment or second depending on if soembody comented b4 me….but anyways…
I have a cat…well four techinically…. so I guess that shows I LOVE cats!!!!!!! They are so cool!
I love the name Amenti as well!
I wanna go to the Snow Ball! It’s going to be awesome but only cuz you planned it Auntie Heather! I hope u have a FANGTASTIC time there!
Okay…I must go…bye! C U soon!
Boink
I am very much enjoying the dark part of the year
I’ll be sad when it starts getting brighter and hotter x_X
Awww, kitty~ :3 Will we be seeing any pictures of Amenti, perhaps?
Cats are so wonderful; I dunno what I’d do without my cat- he’s been with me for over half my life!
I am *definitely* psyched and geeked out of my mind! Both for the Snow Ball and the EGBURNS release! Eeeekk the anticipation is bubbling away inside me like a witch’s cauldron!!!
Especially now that my outfit for the Ball is coming together quite wonderfully ^_^
<3 Zombie
I was really sad on the 28th of December, The Rev (bst drummer ever) died so ever since than my days have been filled with going on your website and the forum while listening to Avenged Sevenfold’s music.
i dont need to be geeked out of my mind i already have a copy thats signed omg auntie i love my book
its in a glass box on my shelf ive already read it i love it expecially the ending cant wait for 12th grade kills!!!
im so gladd they’re happy news!!
i just saw my friend’s dog get run over!!!!!!
horrible!
and hearing you got a cat makes me feel better… i think?
either way the fact that you posted anything after such a long time cheered me up a little
Auntie im soooo excited for the Eleventh Grade book i cant sit still. im going to buy a copy as soon as it comes out!
OK I AM KILLING FOR YOUR NEW BOOK! I got a gift card to the book store and all my Holiday money saved up so I can go buy your book. And it’s cool you got a cat named Amenti lol. Well hope you had great Holidays and a great time writing.
Omg, Auntie I love Love LOVE you, Vlad, and now Amenti! I go to your site every two or three hours at least and I’m obsessed! I’ve only read the first tow, but I’m trying to get to the library to get the 3rd. I would (almost litterally) die for a copy of eleventh grade burns. I’ve drawn almost every character in the bok multiple times, and I only got the first book on Tuesday! I’m thinking of going to the Snow Ball, but it’s on the same night as a school thing I go to with my dad . I’ll try to be there!
Keep writing1 (if you stop I’ll spontaneously combust!),
~K
thank u for the book
Yay kitty! I LOVE cats. I have a fluffy orange one named Sonny. I want to get a black cat of my own to go with him…yay halloween colors! lol.
Right now I’m reading ELEVENTH GRADE BURNS!!! Love it!! You’re awesome, Auntie Heather!
Sadly I can not have a cat *sigh*.
But! If I did, I would have two. Plus, I would name them Bones and Shampoo (long story).
Can’t wait for Eleventh Grade Burns!
Oddly, Shampoo sounds like an awesome name for a cat, Chris xD
(But, y’know…. this is coming from the person who someday wants to name a child Washing Machine :B So. Yeah….)
I’m watching sweeney Todd rite now
YAY a cat awsome!! Love cats there the bomb!! cant wait till eleventh grade burns!!!!!!!! i read the ist 3 like 100 hundred times they never get old!! never stop writing auntie heather what would we do without you!!
Hallelujah, we have a cat!
well actually yah,i know that ive already told you about the book im writing with my cousin called Attack on Tikuihe, but i just wanna let you know that weve finished another chapter and i posted it to the website which is..www.attackontikuihe.blogspot.com .. so can you please read it and email me you comments at elvispenguin@wowway.com that would be soooo cool! i would love advice from the best author EVER!!!! (if shes has the time of course
thanks! i cant wait for eleventh grade burns!!!!!! 
Auntie! I’m so glad that I’m going to get to meet you! I’ll see you at the Anti-Valentines Day Party!
Awesome! I’m so excited for the next book! I wish you could stop by Minnesota, but oh well. Plan it on your next tour so I can come meet you! <3
Ever since i read the chronicles of Vladimir Tod i always wanted a black cat named Amenti, my mom said maybe so i cant wait!
AND you should come to Canada
we Canadians wanna see you too!
I was board and so me and my friend got buckets of water and poured them into the street. It froze and made an ice track. So we got the wheels and stuff off some skateboards and started sliding down the street. The cars wernt to keen on the whole, “putting-an-ice-track-in-the-road” thing.
I have 2 cats
One is black and tan and the other is gray and tan… I can not wait any longer for the book to come out!! I wanna read it so bad 
Ferbruary 9th is going to be a great day
That`s so cool that you got a cat!
I had one but my went bye-bye. 
I can`t wait for 11th grade! I finshed reading 10th grade it was fangtastic! 
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(mata ne means-see ya or bye in japanese)
Besides reading boring books at my libary (atfer i finshed 10th all books seem boring)I`m been studying for my semester test …which is loads of fun(not)and learning japanese.That and playing hours of videogames
Mata ne, Heather
I really do wish that my parents would let me *sigh* well since I dont have tickets- everyone better have fun! Cause’ I would be jumping around at the slow dances and head bang at the weird ones and the sad ones I’d sing along and I’d be fat and hover, sorry hoover (inside joke between a class), the snack table and admire the sweets w/ the Vladimire Todd smilie faces everywhere and probably sneek a few wheather or not that they are free (idk but lollypops always make me feel sneaky wheather I bought them or not)
Awesome.. I love cats.. I CANT WAIT FOR ELEVENTH GRADE BURNS!! IM GOING TO BUY IT AND DEVOUR IT!! im sooo excited ive been waiting for half a year for this book!!! love ya Auntie!
yours in eternity, Brii
hi anti hearther nothing new going on in MN my little town nothing really happens it gets boring around here. my bdays around the courner about a week after eleventh grad burns comes out. but i dont think i will be able to wait that long to read it
i’m happy you got a kitten i have three cats and they light up even my sadest day 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! THE 11TH GRADE ISSUE IS COMING!!!
Right now I’m reaing The Alex Rider series and this one book called “Night Runners” but as soon as that book comes out I’ll be running.
I can’t wait to read Eleventh Grade Burns!!!!! OMV OMV OMV OMV!!!! Cats are awesome, especialy black cats!!!! ^::^ Hope the Snow ball is vampirelicious, lworhy, wafftastic, zombieful in every vladrific way that all the screamo cows would go too!!!! yeah that was weird I know…^::^
Auntie, only to much has been happening. But first i must say that i am VERY jelous that you have a cat!! i have always wanted a cat! But i cant get one because my mother is evil (sometimes) Instead I have 2 fish. and i wish i could go to the snow ball but nooo.. my mother is evil(sometimes)
but i will have to live with what fate has brought for me.
Yours In Eternity,
Madi_Tarot_Vampire_Gal_14
Aw, I’m glad you got a cat! I used to have one but my brother’s allergic
. I’m excited about the book too! I can’t wait. I need to start saving up so I can actually buy it. I’m a little short on money right now because of Christmas and my mom’s birthday 
. I’m sure I can pull some money up though. I can’t wait!!!! 
Dear Auntie,
Rawr! I want to go to the snow ball too but its too far.
Omg! Its been awesome. I got 10th grade bleeds for christmas so now I have all three books and I CAN’T wait for the next one. I want a cat but my mom’s allergic so I have a dog. She’s amazingly cute. She’s white with some black spots and she has a black eye. For the past two halloweens she has been a pirate. I wish you could come to Orlando. I really wanna meet you but I don’t think that my mom will drive me to Miami to see you.
Yours in eternity,
xXxCryptic AngelxXx
My cat is probably like Amenti. She’s black too!
I love the Vlad series! I also introduced it 2 my sister and she loves it, too! haha! She is farther ahead of me in the series. I’ve been pretty busy.
your is eternity,
Gunnar
I have a black ragdoll kitten named Aleixandre.He’s so cute. Can’t wait until the next books. I’ve marked my calender and counting down happily.
Psst! Hi! Right now im procrastinating on 8 pages i have to do for a project due on tuesday! D:
But i can’t wait until eleventh grade burns! im gonna try and get it before my cousin! hahaha. me and my friend are both obsessed with the vlad books, and at the beginning of the year she gave me a paper that said EIGHTH GRADE BITES and i laughed, since we started eighth grade this year. Speaking of bites, i bought a hoodie with a vampire smiley on it that says I BITE. I love it haahaha. Why am i rambling? no one is gonna read this anyway!
hey auntie so mouch has hppened. its so cold in fl. Right now its like 31 degrees . Bad part is its like noon right now. So have fun in orlando
embrace etrnity
i have three cats of my own then there r like 2 that hang around my house i love cats
yes i am like omg 11th grade burns is alomost out i keep counting the days 
i guest i am a geek for doing that but come on it’s vlad we’re talking about here i must count right??? and its like 26 F here in texas and i and getting realy for the fall tests (half way in the school year test) and so like yeah i lot has been going on 
P.S. please come some where close to rhome tx some time soon hint hint 
LUCKY YOU HAVE A KITTY!!!! I bet she’s really cute. I’m so sad I can’t come to the snow ball cause it’s in like America or any of the other events but if you come near me in Canada I WILL SEE YOU! AND I CAN’T WAIT TILL EGB!! EEEEK!!
lol i have two black cats minie and nicky. i loves them sooo muches. kittys are the best!! at the moment i am rereading all ur books to prepare myself for the next. i bet its going to b the best yet. ur books get better and better with each new book. looking forward to the next!!!
I wish I could go meet you, but you aren’t going anywhere close to me.
But I’m so excited for EGB to come out!!! *dances* Haha, sounds like your cat is ten times better than mine! XD
every day the book eleventh grade burns doesnt show up in the book store is agony i know it will be out in february but i just can’t wait i start spazzin out whenever i hear about it XD auntie heather you are a GENIUS for writing this vlad-tastic series keep up the awesome work!
Ah, winter, the best time of year to go nocturnal… (Yay)
Congrats on getting a kitty! My own cat died recently (on Friday the 13th, ironically), but I hope that your Amenti will bring you as much happiness as Nelly’s Amenti brings Vlad
Anticipation for 11th Grade Burns!!! In honor of Vlad’s junior year, my friends and I have learned how to read the Elysian code.
Keep up the great writing, and remember that your minions will always be behind you~
Congrats-u-lations on the cat, I used to have a black cat named Storm (my dad got him a day after a giant storm and he named him that because the storm made his garden black with dirt) but then he died….
Anyway, so excited for the new book!!!! I already reserved a copy cause I love Vladimir so much!!!
I hate to tell all you Vlad fans but, Vlad is only my second favorite. My first would have to be Joss… sorry
I CANI wait for 11grade Burns its all can think about I HOPE vlad falls for SNOW i LOVE snow, i like just like her I LOVE SNOWWWWW 11GRADEBURNS i want you
I’ve always wanted a pet cat; my parents won’t let me have one. *tear tear* But I’m taking my road test tomorrow so i can get my license. finally!
I don’t have a cat
but I do have a dog 
I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL THE SNOW BALL, IT IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOMELY AWESOME!!! But I still have not picked out a dress. But its so cool its going to be just an hour away from were I live! WOO HOO! Oh, my friend Cara has a black cat, her name is Hope. I think you all know this already but I just have to say it. AUNTIE HEATHER IS AMAZING 
!!!!
That’s awesome! Maybe I could get Hot Topic to host you or maybe Barnes& Noble or Wal-Mart. (The polysyndenton is for effect.) Oh, if only my parents didn’t hate vampires…
This is FANGtastic news, Auntie. Havent heard from u in a while (or seems like it) and this is perfect.. your kitten sounds adorable
please post pics of her! I cant wait for the Snow Ball.. i’m getting all nerdy-gothy-hyper-chick. 
Nope. Life is boring as usual. Btw, PE sucks almost as much as vamps do. XD