Auntie Heather and the Creepy Basement of DOOM!

I’ve never had an office. When I first started writing from home, my computer was on a small desk in the living room. I got a bigger desk, we moved, but even there, I was in the dining room. Another move…and here I am, back in the dining room again. It sucks writing from here – it’s at the center of the house,with all its noise and business. And I get distracted easily. So for a few months now, I’ve been looking for an office to rent.

Only the offices I’ve found have been too expensive, sub-par, too big, too small, too far, or just plain icky. Plus, I’ve got a lot of travel planned, which would seriously cut down on the time I’d actually be in the office. Plus a million other reasons, which have lead me to…

The basement. I’m moving to the creepy, unfinished basement, complete with stud walls and cobwebs. Ew.

Still…creepy has its charm. I just wish I had an office.

Whine over. Auntie has work.

By week’s end, I’ll be blogging from the Creepy Basement.

Unless a spider eats me or something.



117 Responses to “Auntie Heather and the Creepy Basement of DOOM!”

  1. Midnight Feeder says:

    That sounds fun, I ustd to live in the basement for a while, my room upstairs was next to the bathroom and the bathroom was making me sick so they put me in the basement. I think the spiders liked that plan, cause I was eaten alive down there.

  2. Zombie says:

    Sounds like an adventure! :D
    …. be careful of those spiders, though o-o

  3. Jesse666 says:

    Sounds like my basement exept that my dad has these creepy decorations for trick and treat day

  4. Jesse666 says:

    Sounds like my basement exept that my dad has these creepy decorations for trick and treat day.

  5. Cassie says:

    NOOOOOO!!!!Don’t let the spiders eat you, Auntie! Then you’ll be dead, and I’ll (along with the thousands of other minions) will be sad, so don’t die, ok? ;-)

  6. Onyx Dark says:

    That sounds so kewl auntie. (except u getting eaten) i’m moving and when i do my rooms gonna be in the attic and i get to make it a vampire’s dream room. my friend is even making me a coffin :twisted: its gonna be so sweet.

  7. Raven says:

    Rawr an evil spider ate my cookie before :twisted: now they fear me, for that spider went missing, the other spiders had a search party but all they found was the hard, crusty shell of that lost little arachnid. Me Raven the spider slayer XD is feared by all arachnids and loved by all animals and vampires :lol: damn im annoying with my stupid little things

  8. Bryce Montesa says:

    I don’t have a basement. I have a cellar. And it smells like evil…

  9. Yee Fang says:

    Creepy. Awesome :D

    Well I’m sure you’ll survive. Well, I KNOW you’ll survive. Because if you don’t… um… let’s not go there XD

    Anyway good luck

  10. jaid osheroff says:

    i wish you good luck. i fell your pain. i just moved to a new house and its a pain packing iteams.
    :sad:

    Yours Enternally
    Jaid. who eles?

  11. Anna R. says:

    Sounds like my basement. We used to lock whoever happened to be my best friend’s current boyfriend at the time in there every Halloween until a year ago.

  12. Makaila Pablo Veltre says:

    haha the cobwebs sound like funn!! XD Spiders get a little annoying though… i hope you.. er… have funn in the basement? hah whatever, just know i’m sending good thoughts!!

  13. Zeke, The Vampire Freak says:

    I think working in the creepy unfinished basement would be fun, in it’s own creepy way. In the future, you could write a short story about how you beat off a giant mutant spider with nothing but a keyboard :mrgreen:

  14. Double G says:

    Spiders are not evil, so they will not eat you!

    (/-)

  15. fiona says:

    aaaaw i hope there arent any spiders big enough to eat you. then id cry and i’d be paranoid. *sadness*
    squeee i’m so excited for the 11th!!!!!!!! im counting the days. gah, why can’t i jump to the day it comes out?? then i could skip midterms too >:D

  16. i really hope a spider doesnt eat you! :shock: that would be horrible!!!! especially to you! spiders are creepy…and i’m in my basement right now too! that’s where my computer with internet is! though mines not that creepy, the effect of any basement is just…freaky! haha :shock: :grin:

  17. VladFan1 says:

    That sounds cool, yet creep at the same time, working in the basement. I wish you good luck!
    Can’t wait ’til EGB comes out! :grin:

    Just don’t let the spiders eat you… that would be bad… :shock:

    Blood. Fangs. Vladimir Tod.

    VladFan1

  18. Raven Koft says:

    it isn’t that bad auntie heather. think about how that cold, desolate place shall inspire your somber yet sarcastic writings.
    i tackled a boy for squishing a spider once….

  19. Vampire says:

    Well, basements aren’t that bad. Plus, it could give you great ideas for either Bloodbound or The Chronicles of Vladimir Todd. Creepy isn’t always a bad thing Have fun and be inspired!!! You are loved by all of us minions!!!!

    Have a FANGtastic day! :)

  20. Needy says:

    well then again, it could give you some ideas for your new series or inspire you for a new series/book or novel!
    You never know
    but the basement wont be that bad, after you are alone and have your music (if you write with music playing like I do with homework and writing) then you could probably flesh out five chapters or even more by the end of the day or when you call it quits! Still, good luck with your new office, and have funn!
    :)

  21. kira says:

    i love basements! they are so mysterios yet so fun at times! (even tho i sadly dont have one) but my friend does and every time im there i find something to discover in that underground world mystery! plus all the fun is in the basements! and if you want to no i have been eatin by a spider… its not that bad, like a rush!!!:mrgreen:

    -kmr ;)

  22. kira says:

    oh! i just noticed! vladfan1 u said u cant wait till EGB comes out and i thought you wrote “eighth grade bites” and im like huh??? but the have the same ennitials!!! awesome!

    -kmr ;)

  23. Spiders, don’t you eat auntie heather! *spider hiss* I’ll be quiet. Dont hurt the scared wolf girl. Anyway, that sucks, creepy basements… ok, actually, I wish my house had a basement. Then I could hide from my sister in there. Run from Aza, or she eat me. Haha, well, good luck with teh basement.

  24. AVL!_VLAD_LOVER! says:

    Auntie, honestly… I work from my basement too. You have a desk, while i have an inflatable airmattress. Either way, it doesnt matter. Basements are awesome places, and if u keep the lights off and just use ur computer screen for light, it helps those creepy creative juices flow :}

  25. Jean L. says:

    I dont like teh spiders! D: I freak and scream and throw things at them but I let them live and say “let your friends know that, they aren’t welcome here!” but you can fix the basement into like an awesome pad

  26. Loveless says:

    im sure youll be able to find lots of inspireation in that creepy basement. Just dust the cob webs down so u dont get eated by big hary spiders. That would be sad.

  27. Alisha (a.k.a. Mrs.Tod) says:

    O auntie dont get eaten if u do i will cry :cry: 11th grade burns is sooo sad at the end it made me cry HE cant be found guilty he just cant! :cry:

  28. Michelle (VampireSlayer32145) says:

    Haha, the spider won’t eat you! XD You can always hang posters and make it a cool hang out, like I do with every room in my house! :D Carpets, funky lights, comfy chairs, a TV for the slight distraction you might need, a pool table… now I’m just ranting about what I want. lol. Just make it homey and let the spider hang out with you! haha!

  29. I’m listening to Your audiobook! I LOVE IT! it’s great!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :shock:

  30. kira says:

    haha…i saw a spider the size of a quater in my house when i wuz home alone with my sister and we are both terrified of them so after like 20 minutes of screaming we took turns throwing a basketball at it.. when my sis hit it it flew like 2 feet in the air from the impact! (i screamed and ran away… yet i seem to love daddy long legs!!!

    -kmr ;)

  31. kit kat says:

    spiders do not like me. i shreak at them! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr spiders

  32. kira says:

    imagine going to camp… have fun during the day, be eaten alive by night!!!!!!

    -kmr ;)

  33. Alex says:

    Prbloy a vampire is In their bring some garlic and a shot gun 4 da spiders be carful and eeewwww that sounds Erie see you later ur awesome yah

  34. Camidee says:

    Oooo, creepy basment, huh? We don’t have any around here, the ground here is too wet for that kind of stuff…but the tombs are still awesome! And I kow what you mean, I can never concentrate on my writing with talking and stuff about, maybe I have ADD? Hmm….don’t let your kids fall asleep watching TV, Auntie. >.>
    Anyway! Tell your husband to clean it up for you if he and the kids can’t give you peace upstairs. XD And just in case that don’t work, arm yourself with a flyswatter. O.O

  35. keenie717 says:

    I wish you the best of luck with your dilemma! i personally hate the dark, spiders, and cobwebs, but… I guess you’ll have to deal! Just please don’t get eaten by a spider!!! We need your genius!!! XD

  36. keenie717 says:

    I wish you good luck with your ideal! I personally don’t like the dark, spiders, or cobwebs, but…I guess you’ll have to deal. Just, please don’t get eaten by a spider! We need your genius!!!

  37. keenie717 says:

    i meant to say *ordeal* in that first sentence instead of *ideal* sorry!!!

  38. keenie717 says:

    grrrrr… this thing is ticking me off…it keeps publishing things I don’t want it to!!!!!

  39. Heather says:

    NOOOOOO!!!!
    Bad Spider!!!Dont eat Auntie Heather!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

  40. Heather says:

    lol keenie717 its does that to me to sometimes

  41. Kenna says:

    SPIDERS ONLY HATE CHILDREN OF ATHENA.

  42. Kenna says:

    …so don’t worry (unless you’re a child of Athena) ;-)

  43. madiSON says:

    Oh no Spiders!!!! Don’t eat Auntie Heather!!!! She’s the most amazing author ever…and she knows what happens in the fifth Vlad book!!!! Maybe with some spiffying down in the basement it will look less creepy.

  44. Minion#1 says:

    At least your basement isn’t insane like mine. There’s nowhere to walk, it’s like a mini toys R us!!! Because for some reason my family doesn’t like getting rid of things. So anytime I get bored, I can go play with the barbie house or the toy kitchen =D

  45. Elise says:

    Beware of those magical spiders…. They have their ways x)

  46. Marina (gothic girl) or (fangs) says:

    omygoth!!! i cant wait for fifth book!! ur a ah-mazing auther!!! and i lovee spiders they are good!! my friends think im awkward for thinking that but, i believe in what i believe in!! i Believe that vampires are real!!! and if there is going to be a movie about the the vladimir tod book!! i really want to be SNOW!!! i love her!! and a hot vampire bites her!! who would’nt like that!! i would love that!!!

    -Fangs

  47. Madison says:

    Well auntie Heather there is an up side to the basement…..unless it locks from the other side then I guess you could always umm make friends with the spiders (not my idea of FUN but hey for all we know the creepy lil critters might be able to talk to you……or you’re going insane…idk you take your pick) Anyways I compleatly agree I get soooooo distracted I follow butterflies around at school (and end up falling it hurts and the dirt has gotten to taste better…..yeah) sooooo I can’t wait for your new book I’d love to pre order it but im broke haha spent it all on paper. Ive started writing again and hopefully I will post a link so you can check me out lol jk you are probally busy with Vlad-ifiying your new office (lol sorry I feel really bad but hey working at home is always fun. You get the eerie silence of the basement and the pitter patter of footsteps above you) hopefully you and your rocked out hair will be okay in that weird Narnia like basement of wonders.. Have fun

    From,
    Madison

  48. Marina (gothic girl) or (fangs) says:

    Auntie Heather the spiders wont eat u!! they know if they did i will step on them! i like spiders but if they mess with u!!i will step on them!!

    ~fangs and gothic girl(both are me!!) XD

  49. xxxacidxxx says:

    spiders won’t eat you they just want your autograph because they LOVE Vlad!!! :shock:


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