We are so close, Minions. So close to so many fangtastic things that I can amost taste it. (Especially when I nom on them, which I tend to do)
First off, there’s the Snow Ball. If you haven’t ordered tickets yet…you’re outta luck. As you can see, I’ve taken the links down, so that I can have time to ship the last few tickets to Minions who did order them (and fyi, if you’ve ordered, but don’t have yours by Wednesday of next week, please email me, so I can put your name on a special list they’ll have at the door). BUT DON’T DESPAIR!!!
If you can’t make it to the Snow Ball, you can catch up with me on my tour (See that Appearances link up at the top of the page? Yeah, that one. Click it.) Aaaaand, if you can’t make it to one of those events, then you’ll be able to follow my blog while I’m away and bask in the glory that is Auntie Heather on tour! Complete with pics.
But I really hope you all can make it. Without you, I’m just Heather, chick who writes books. But with you, I am THE GREAT AND POWERFUL AUNTIE HEATHER, DESTROYER OF ALL THINGS!!!!!
*ahem* Okay. Maybe not.
Next, we’re waiting on the Big Day. The day that ELEVENTH GRADE BURNS is released. I am jumping outta my seat about this, Minions! Feel free to speculate about what happens in this book here in the comments (THERE WILL LIKELY BE SPOILERS, SO IF YOU WANT TO AVOID THEM, DON’T READ THE COMMENTS). I’m geeked to see if you guys can guess what’s coming.
Now…onto the important stuff. What should I wear on tour???
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OMG auntie! i would love copy of eleventh grade burns. think you could give me a copy? thanks, Yours in eternity, Ellis (|||)
Also, i think you should wear a cheap plastic cape and fangs! MUAHAHAHA!
also, i’m bummed that i can’t go, but can i please have a copy of eleventh grade burns, Its almost my birthday and it would mean the world to me. Thanks, Yours in etenity, Ellis (|||)
DEAR GREAT AND POWERFUL AUNTIE HEATHER, DESTROYER OF ALL THINGS!!!…. I’m sure whatever you wear on tour, you’ll look fabulous (you always do!)
And WOW lots of cool things happening! *_* Intense.
Wear anything! You look awesome! I wish I could go!
I think you should change the minion bling picture, cause boys wear minion bling too. And, I found that Auntie is smarter than we give her credit for. Stokerton = Bram Stoker, the author of Dracula. Bathory = Elizibith Bathory, and woman from the 1600’s that was CRAZY about blood, and killed many people just to put it on her skin to make her look younger.
You should wear…
Hang all your clothes, close your eyes and pic a random pair. Sometimes, that works well.
-Weeps sadly- I would have NEVER been able to go to the Snow Ball, because it’s in Mighigan..
Let’s go to a happier topic!~ I can’t wait till Eleventh Grade Burns comes out! And, Auntie Heather sould wear a shirt with the vampire smiley faces that are on the covers of “The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod.” I think that would be awsome.
Bu-Baii, Auntire Heather.
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Plus… The smiley face should be red. Dunno. It would look good if the smiley face was red on a black tee-shirt.
Ooops, I spelled “should” wrong in my first message. ( ^ up there! ^ )
Plus, I meant “Buh-Baii”, and Auntie Heather wrong. O.o
Buh-Baii, Auntie Heather!
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME TO GEORGIA!!!!!!!!!!!
I WOULD COME IF YOU WERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STATE!!!!!!!
Plus I can’t wait for Eleventh Grade Burns!!!
Yours in Eternity,
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Ok well I already pre-ordered my copy of “Eleventh Grade Burns” and I’M SO EXCITED!!!
You should wear fake vampire teeth and cape just like Vlad and otis in the first book.
He he…this is my official email now….lol
I CANT WAIT FOR ELEVENTH GRADE BURNS!!!!!!!!!! You have NO idea!!!!!!!!!! I”m so excited that I am having trouble sitting quietly right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Can’t wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm…what will happen in Eleventh Grade Burns…I think that Vlad’s going to spend the beginning of the book, avoiding Meredith. But then tehre’s going to be a time when Vlad is going to be confronted by Meredith. Meredith is going to ask him why he’s avoiding her and why he broke up with her…he’ll come close to admitting it, theen enters JOSS!!!!!!!!! I havent planned any farther ahead than that!
Lol…CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awww…. I really wanna go so badly. Reasons why I cannot go: Too far from where’s the snowball is, didn’t even order a ticket, cannot afford to buy ANYTHING, and…. yeah.
You should wear your color that suits you best!
Anyway, hope you and “people” have fun…
oh, Nick..jst sayin u forgot Eddie Poe= Edgar Allan Poe the most awesome poet in the world who wrote d raven and created modern mysteries but had a bad habit with drinking alcohol…..sry..jst did a reprt on him
anyway watever u wear will look great auntie Heather! haha, maybe u can wear ur evil bunnie pajamas if u dont feel like gettin all dressed up lol 
cant wait to meet u at d snowball! c u february 6th!
Yours in eternity,
Laurel (|/|\|)
lucky ><
omg he can not be found GUILTY!!!! not cool and u should wear am I heart Vlad shirt if u have one!!
oh auntie heather you are the destroyer of all things
and i bet you would look great in anyhting so wear wat you want 
omv the snow balls in michigan
to bad i don’t tickets i could have gone!!!!
Oh Auntie Heather, you’ll look fine in anything, but mostly on the pink or black side. I CAN’T WAIT TILL 11 GRADE BURNS! ME AND MY FRIEND ARE WAITING IN AGONY!!!! Oh, p.s., i l-o-v-e being one of your minions!
Ok,
Heather, A couple of nights ago I dreamed that you were at my school doing your usual awesome stuff, And you called me up and congratulated me on my entirely chocolate sculpture of Vlad. You said It had awesome vamptastic spirit.
so, thanks for congratulating me in my dream!!!
Hannah…. are you there, If you are, read the comment above…bye
Hey Auntie, I’m sad to say that I can’t make it to any of our appearances. *sigh* Maybe next time you could come to San Diego, CA!
I would love it! But if you don’t that is okay *sigh* 
No really it’ll be fine because I’ll get it myself! 
P.S. My birthday is coming up in 13 days and I was wondering if you could possibly give me a copy of Eleventh Grade Burns
Yours in eternity,
Brandon C.
I’m soooo geeked Auntie! I think you should wear a nice casual gothic dress over some dark jeans. I LOVE that look! I’m sooo sad that I can’t go to the snow ball, but it’s on a special night with my dad that we do every year, and I just can’t miss it. I will meet you if it’s the last thing I do! (it likely will be if I sneak out to do it…)
Can’t wait for the 4 one i read all them at least ten times and did like around the house work so i could get the fouth one when i comes out.
And maybe in it Meredith catches Vlad feeding from snow and finds out that way…and wont he be 16 that year??you will be getting a car wont he??
wear fake teeth and a vlad hoodie
like from 8TH GRADE BITES
OOOOO i wish i lived close to where you are touring at I’d love to meet you. Ahhhh goth, I was super fangtastically excited and then when i saw the dates and the places it felt like a dentist ripping out my fangs so plain boring regular ones could grow. Ahhhh i wish i could go I wish i had cash.
OMG my mom ordered me a copy of 11th grade burns for my birthday on jan. 11 but im so mad it hasnt came out yet
but im still super happy i at least get to get one and also auntie heath U ARE AWSOME 
*despairs* Alas, I cant make it to the Snow Ball. Or the book tour. No famous authors come to Pittsburgh. *despairs some more*
But on the other hand, I’m so excited for Eleventh Grade Burns! Its on the day of a sweet heart dance at our school, and when people ask me if im going, I’m going to say, “Heck, no! Auntie Heather told me to go to the book store! How can I say no to THAT?”
OMV y cant u come to jaxsonville fl. it would be AWSOME if u did we hav a great store on amialia island (yes i kno thats spelled rong), Auntie u look ur best in black but u will be great in any thing
yes i am crazy
I’m sooooooooooo excited for Eleventh Grade Burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, unfortunatly, you aren’t coming to AZ on your tour…… *sigh* Oh well. But I am still sooooo freaking excited!!!!!
oops, i spelled “unfortunately” wrong….well, on the internet i guess it really doesn’t matter but it does to me lol
awwwwwwwww! Dangit! i can’t go to the snow ball even though i told my dad about it MONTHS ago and he said yea we couldn’t afford it and i had no way to get to Michigan
i WILL buy 11th Grade Burns first chance i get can’t wait heres my prediction and a part in the book
vlad gose to see Snow in the back of the club he drinks from her and BAM! theres Joss watching waiting and attacking as soon as Snow gose back inside!
Auntie you should wear a black Corset dress with minion bling all over your skirt and vlad smily earings!
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL AUNTIE HEATHER, DESTROYER OF ALL THINGS!!!!,
Im still excited wand waiting for eleventh grade to come out. What to wear? hmm…Vlad hoodie or a Vlad shirt with Minion buttons
Auntie Heather looks great in anything dark!!
Yours in eternity,
(\\\) Toby
I agree with dimitri. why not jax?? iys the capitol…oh, well. anyway, where watevr u want. its ur choice. ur gonna have to pink something, even if we give u suggestions.
Gah! Spoilers! Avoiding spoilers for as long as possible; scrolled to comment section as fast as possible. I’m already nervous about getting spoilers at the Snow Ball. …Which I’m super psyched about! My Love and I are just acquiring a few accessories for our garb. (and I’m acquiring butterflies in my stomach. Keep having to remember to breath and that this is for FUN.)
WW
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it’s gonna be awesome! i can’t make it to the snow ball, but i’m definitely getting my parents to take me down to delaware on your tour. it’s gonna rock!
AUNTIE AUNTIE AUNTIE!!!!!!
i WISH WISH WISH i could go to the snowball but my mother is mean in her mother ways and wont let me go!!!!!! : (=
and u can wear anything you want…ud make ANYTHING look great
omg guess wut? i wus at the library dieing cuz they didnt have the next book to the 2cnd awesomest series and they had 10thgrade burns out on display and my friend goes “hes hot” and i told her who he is and shtuff
he is pretty hot….good choices auntie
haha
did i mention im a bit sugar drunk?
lul
Yours In Eternity,
Madi
I ABSOLUTELY LUV U AUNTIE HEATHER!!!!!!! Im about to make sure i read every book TWICE so im good on Eleventh Grade Burns
also, the book comes out RIGHT on my birthday 
February 11th! well… after… but anyway i know Auntie Heather is uper duper busy and all…. but all i really want for my birthday is Eleventh Grade Burns 
And it sucks i cant come to the Snow Ball AND ur not visiting near Washington, DC 
*sigh* and it would be uber awesome if i got a copy for my Birthday 
but i’d totally understand because, you know… Auntie Heather is busy being the destroyer of all things 
Oh and also… you could wear that super adorably outfit you have on your pictures ): that would be CUTE! okay i write a lot i know… well ya i love u okay byee!!!
When you come to Florida, you should wear something that’s like Valentines, but vampirelike. Does that make sense?
But anyway, I can’t wait to meet you!!!!!!! I’m jumping up and down about it and the closer the date gets, the higher I jump!
And I know something that happens in EGBleeds. I am not happy with Vlad. And neither is Mina. Mina as in TAAT not Mina as in Amber. Whatever, I rambling. But anyway, I can forgive him. Maybe.
I mean EGBurns. Sorry.
AUNTIE HEATHER
u look great in ANY THING so dont worry
am so crazy waiting for 11thGradeBurns
I want SO BAD THAT VLAD endess up with SNON
ONLY 18 MORE DAYS
Hi..i think that you should wear what ever you want..you look great in anything!!!
auntie heather ur so awsome tht u could pull anything off!!!
all of my friends think im a freak cuz im doin a count down until ELEVENTH GRADE BURNS comes out and im lettin every1 no by makin it my signature 4 txtin sooooooo everytim i txt some1 they no how many more days r left (pretty smart huh?) i also send out a massive txt @ midnight everynite (muhahahaha!!!) sooooo i can see how theyre all mad and tired lol
: (= i’m so sad i can’t go to the snow ballhttp://heatherbrewer.com/blog/2010/01/22/sooooooo-close/#commentform but at less you’ll look great : )=
it;s to bad i can’t go but you’ll look great touring http://heatherbrewer.com/blog/2010/01/22/sooooooo-close/#commentform
Man, I actually was one of the first prize winners of the post card contest for the Snow Ball, and now my parents won’t let me go.
purple!!! u should wear purple!!! it would be perfect!!!
xDDDDDDDDD yay i cant wait….
hmm oddly I feel kinda outta the loop… oh well