Okay, Minions, so you may have noticed the lack of blogging around here. And the lack of event pics! But I swear to Vlad I have a great excuse. No, I didn’t forget or lose my camera this time. No, monsters from the Deep Dark Awful didn’t whisk me away in the middle of the night (but thanks for asking). In fact, my excuse, and my FANGtastic news….
…..wait for it…..
is that I’ve been busy feeling dizzy! Because ELEVENTH GRADE BURNS is a New York Times Bestseller!!!! I debuted at #5 on the series list, and cracking that series list is next to impossble…let along at #5. I also managed to grab #69 on the USA Today bestseller list AND #13 on the Wall Street Journal’s bestseller list!
So. Now people around the world will refer to me as “New York Times Bestselling Author Heather Brewer”.
But you, my Minions, may call me Auntie Heather. 
And to celebrate being #5…I’m going to give away FIVE hoodies to random Minions who comment here. Your choice between the pullover and the zip-up. I’ll ick awinner on the 22nd. GO!!!
WINNERS ANNOUNCED!!!! If your name is listed here, please email Auntie Heather’s assistant, Paul at paul@heatherbrewer.com and give him your mailing address, along with type of hoodie you prefer.
Ar Orlando
Nemesis
Elysia Esperanza
Vampire Kitty Overlord
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thats great news! maby their be people who want to make a movie!
!! thats amazing!!! you deserve it Auntie Heather!
haha i probably wont but i hope i win! psh didnt even get any bday present on thurs
anyway I love the books!!!! I don’t think Vlad should’ve given up Snow but it was an Awesome twist! I’ve read Eleventh Grade Burns like 6 times since i got it last week and i simply cant stop!!!
I really hope i win!
AARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I just had this whole long message typed but my computer flipped out and deleted it!!
okay well here goes my feeble atempt to re-type it
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GONGRATS AGAIN AUNTIE HEATHER!!!!!!!!!! YOU TOTALLY DESERVE TO BE A NYT BESTSELLER!!!!!!!but of course to me you’ll always be #1 not #5!!!
anyways, winning that hoodie would make my year!!! no… thats not it… winnning that hoodie would make my LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
I know whining probably won’t help me win but I really really want one of those hoodies!!! i know you’re only giving out five and i know that there are hundreds of people commenting.. but my birthday was last Thursday (the 18th) and only my grandma in pennsylvania remembered… my parents, my siblings, and my friends all forgot or didn’t notice (no lie!) (and I was to sad/angry to remind them) and my only present (from my grandma) was a Barnes and Nobles giftcard which (of course) I spent on Eleventh Grade Burns
Love you Auntie Heather
tuo per l’eternità ~ (\/)(///)(//)(|\)(–) (|-)(///)(|\) (|||)(\\\)(|||)(|\)(|\|)(-|-)(\\\)(\/)
~ Ar ~
PS. My friend Ani and I have memorized Elysian Code and use it to exchange notes so other can’t understand
so if you have time please email me ^_^ (armd223@gmail.com)
PPS. I myself am an aspiring author and reading your books has encouraged me to keep writing (I was stuck for many months) so for that i thaank you. also, if you have any tips you could share I would be honored to take advice from one such as yourself
Oh noes! D:
I do hope I’m not too late in commenting…
And congratz on that #5 spot Auntie Heather!
This might be my last comment but i will most likely be draw back here again…. anyways…. (first the whining and begging
) PPPPLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PER FAVORE PER FAVORE PER FAVORE PER FAVORE PER FAVORE PER FAVORE PER FAVORE PER FAVORE PER FAVORE PER FAVORE PER FAVORE PER FAVORE (|-\)(|)(|||)(-)(–)(|||) (|-\)(|)(|||)(-)(–)(|||) (|-\)(|)(|||)(-)(–)(|||) (|-\)(|)(|||)(-)(–)(|||) (|-\)(|)(|||)(-)(–)(|||) “randomly of course 
” PLEASE!!!!!!! chose MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! lol that would be beyond wonderful and would fulfil all of my biggest and wildest dreams!!
ok but now the main reason im leaving this comment ~ If they do make a movie (and they HAVE TO) then you, Auntie Heather, should stay with them and make sure they make it the RIGHT way!!! I just read the lightning thief and it was AWESOME (nothing compared to the chronicles of Vladimir Tod of course…) but then when i went to see the movie yesterday they messed it up soooo much!!! they changed and took out some of the best parts, its like they re-wrote the whole book! same with Cirque Du Freak and the more recent Harry Potter movies
)
WHEN they make a VT movie make absolutely SURE they keep in as much as humanly (and vampirically…) possible! or they will have thousands, if not millions, of your loyalest, most blood thirsty minions to deal with (including me!!
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~ {L’amore sempre}
Your most blood thirsty minion,
Artemis Orlando 
PS. I may not be you most loyal… but i am your most blood thirsty if you get my meaning
(vampire related not battle hungry…)
The intensity is powerful… OVER 900 COMMENTS!!! Auntie heather ur getting alot of attenion!
o my vlad!! im so happy for you!!!!! i just got 11th grade and finished it. OMV!!!!! HOW COULD YOU END IT LIKE THAT??!?!?!?!?!? there is a waiting list on who wants to read it next, but my friends always screw up my books so i might not loan them out. muahahahaha!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOT
~~Marissa~~
Good job heather!! That’s a big step. I have this book that I want to write, of course it’s about vampires, I have the first chaper and part of the second one done, I really hope that even tho I’m just 13 it might some day be like your series. When I finish it I promise to send you a copy XD. Lov u auntie heather. Can I have a sweatshirt? I really am like addicted to them I wear one every day. Of course I am in Wisconsin so it’s kinda cold but you get what I mean, I’m special XD
Love your books!
OMV! Auntie Heather! I’m still bowing down to Vlad’s greatness! He’s just so awesome!
AAaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU AUNTIE HEATHER!!!!!!!!!! Ur so great! One of my favorite authors!!!!!
ps
can I plez haz a Hoodie! My 13th Birthday is sooo soooo close and Im an author to be and it would mean alot to me to get something as great as this from such a great author as your self!!!!! PLEZ AUNTIE HEATHER!!!! I WANT A HOODIE SOOO SOOO BAD!!!!!!
with love and loyalty, your minion,
~(l/l-l)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! ALL HAIL AUNTIE HEATHER, SUPERM OVER LORD AND VLADIMIR TOD CREATOR!!!!!!!!
now….. ALL I WANT FOR MY 13TH BIRTHDAY IS A VLAD HOODIE CAN I HAVE ONE AUNTIE HEATHER!!!!!!! O PLEZ AUNTI HEATHER!!!! and Im an AUTHOR like YOU and it would mean SOOO SOOOO SOOOO much to me if I won a Hoodie!!!!!! PLEZ!!!!!!!!
with love and loyalty, your minion
~(l/l-l)
Awesome, Auntie Heather!! My friends and I are very proud of you and Vlad!!
Awsom i love the books
Vlad is awesome you rock. and you should got picked number 1
im sooo happy for you auntie heather! i got eleventh grade burns like last week and im almost done reading it for the second time. Your books are better than Twilight! i love them so much. (i also think that Vlad would be my husband if he wasnt a book character)
Hi : )
Well Umm Imm Aa Felloww “Vlad Loverr”
Ii Absolutlyy Positivlyy Lovee Thee Seriess!!
Itss Onee Off Thee Bestt..,,
Nvm Scratchh Thatt Outt..,,
Itss Thee Bestt..!!
Andd Likee Uhh Iff Youu Clikk Onn Thiss Commentt Andd Ii Winn Thee Hoodiee Ii Will Bee Thee Bestestt Minionn Everr Knownn Inn Thee Historyy Off Minionss..!!
Likee Otherss Ii Havee Alsoo Memorizedd Thee Elysiann Codee Too Pass Notess Inn Class..!!
Thee Lookk Onn Myy Spanishh Teacherss Facee Whenn Hee Retrivedd Onee Wass Priceless..!!
Okk Soo..,,
Pleasee Lett Mee Winn Thee Hoodiee Aintiee Heatherr..!!
Ps.Thee Endingg Off Eleventhh Gradee Burnss Madee Mee Nutss..!!
Ii Needd Thee Lastt Installmentt Too Comee Outt Aas Soonn Aas Possiblee..!!
Yourss Inn Eternityy,
Alee : )
OMG! hehe Elysia got a hoodie
congrats to all hoodie winning fellow minions~ I shall win next time mwhahahaha love you all love vlad but Love you mostly AUNTIE
wow…(hope im not reeeeeaaally late )
but hey! congrats!!!!!!!
oh, and i wish i could buy Eleventh grade burns….but i dont really know if my mother would buy it for me. (she doesnt like vampires, if you know what i mean.)
well, again, congrats!!!!!!!!!!!
PS i red all your blogs. And im sorta new in here. sorry
omg! you deserve. you’re the best.
OMV! I Won! THANK YOU AUNTIE HEATHER! YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eeeeep!!that’s great! hopefully they will finally make a movie
can i mabe see it first before any body?
ah i needa start reading your blog more auntie heather!couldve got a hoddie.
awww i needa check your blog more auntie
you go girl!!!! your sooo awsome and you deserve it!!!
awww auntie heather!!! love you so much!!! congratulations!!! u really deserve it for your hard work! and all your effort!!
omg! i love u auntie heather! U R AWESOME! THE AWESOMEST PERSON MOST BRIELLIANT COOLEST LOOKING AUTHER PERSON EVER!!!!!!!! I LOVE UR BRILLIANT WORK!!! CONGRATS! I HOPE I WIN! I LOVE U! i wish i could meet u. everyone at our skool is reading ur books….haha that sucks for twilight. no offenses but twilight sucks lol. love ya!
Kern,
Hb said at the last book sining i went to that the next color is silver… or at least i recall that…
you know i rally would enjoy a hoodie.
)hahaha well i hope i get a hoodie
haha cute SmilyFace.
You are my hero so i would really like
something from you. And what color is 12th
grade kills? i cant wait till it comes out!
well IHeartVladandAuntieHeatherOfCourse
-Lula
Woohoo congrats to the winners Ar orlando you deserve that hoodie
Happy late birthday
How do you know who won???????
Please let me win a hoodie auntie I really want one I barely have any clad merchandise.
Ahola Auntie!!
First off,
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BOOK! IM SOOO EXCITED FOR YOU!
second,
i could really use a jacket
OMG thats great new! Congratulations i have read all of the books so far but i’ve been waiting for the 4th one to come out my grandma is sending to me soon i cant wait to recieve it!
i would really like a hoodie so plz your my favorite author and the chronicles of vladimire tod is the best series of books ever created! 
So plz i would really like to have a hoodie from autie heather
Congrads you 4…you guys really wanted ones lol
Congratulations Aunti Heather!!! That’s awesome news BUT we never had a doubt that you would rise in the best sellers list. Your books are great! Stay real.
congratz on #5 auntie heather =), i was shocked wen vad let snow go. I cant wait too see how vlads trial goes
omg!!! that is soooo amazing!!! u deserve it sooo much. im so happy for u!!! i finished the book the day it came out, and i love it!!! i wish vlad was real(or is he
) when i read the first book, i fell head over heels in love… and your alot like me auntie heather… we dress in black, love to read, and i love to put color in my hair. 
i love you auntie heather, and i hope they make your amazing books into a movie…(i would see it the day it comes out) 
Congrats to the winners!
OMG i love your books!!! i have a question are you going to write a 5th book? i am almos done readding eleventh grade burns and i love it so far. your a great author and one of my favorites and im so happy that eleventh grade burns was number 5
i think that Orlando kid deserves a hoodie
Dear Auntie Heather,
but still ur the creater of Vladamir Tod the ulimate best vampire/human in The WORLD!!!
Im a EXTREMLEY HUGE fan of yours and my bff and me bow loyaly as minions lol.
Its a huge discrace to the people u didnt get #1 on the list and got stuck with #5
Yet they dont see that and they dont think like your minions do
But STILL U GOT ON THE LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
YAY!!
UR THE BEST AUNTIE HEATHER, NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS
YOUR LOYALY GOTH MINION,
BRITTANY
Sweet!!! I totally want a VLad Hoodie!!!!
I am obsessed with your books they are the best books ive read in my intire life. all the people in my school know i love vampires and your books. i was at the book sighning at st louis county library headquarters. i wasnt ther for lisa mcmann i was there becuase you were there. i want a hoodie so fricken bad pleeeeeeeeeeeeze with a cherry on top. pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. i can show of to my friends. i think thats a good reason. so pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppplllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee with a cherry on top. PLEASE im despret. please. im begginyou or im going to die. please.
i want a hoodie so ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppplllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. your the best author ever. probly until i die. owell. but i dont want to die. okay, i dont know why im saying this so i should stop talking. bye. okay i need to shut up
please with a cherry on top. i want a hoodie so bad. im probably getting annoying so im going to stop talking. by
