Minions, we all know by now that I, your fearless leader, have entrusted you with one goal: grow the Minion Horde. The reason? Why, world domination, of course! It’s all I’ve ever asked of you, all I have ever wanted. And I have huge news on our quest to taking over the world. Here’s a hint:

Any guesses?
VLAD IS GOING GLOBAL!!! Penguin UK/AUS have acquired the rights to publish The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod (or CoVT, as we all like to call it)! Which means several cool things:
1. We now have a better opportunity than ever to gather Minions from the UK, Australia and New Zealand.
2. I will be touring in both places.
3. We get to see Vlad in fashionable hats from around the world.
This is a big accomplishment, Minions, and all due to your hard work and determination to spread the Vlad love. CELEBRATE YOURSELVES!!!
Tags: book stuff, News


LOVE IT!!!! Can’t wait for the sweet hats
hey auntie its jackson i wish i could see u again there is so much i want to tell u.
some is good, :c is bad. but sadly i cant fly or go out of the country. but i am so happy for u and i admire alot ur fangtastic auntie heather
Yours in eternity,
Jackson Beck
hey auntie its jackson i wish i could see u again there is so much i want to tell u.
some is good, :c is bad. but sadly i cant fly or go out of the country. but i am so happy for u and i admire alot ur fangtastic auntie heather
Yours in eternity,
Jackson Beck
ALL HAIL AUNTIE!! must obye, love funny hats
Question: Is there a restriction on the Elysian Encouder?
I uploaded it and everything, but when I try to actually put a post on there, nothing happens. What’s wrong?
Hail, all will obey and serve. all cant wait for next book
One of your minons
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It took awhile, though.
All hail Auntie Heather 
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We need to get this to Russia, NOW!! DON’T WORRY ADAM!!!
Wow! My friend will be able to read the Vladimir Tod books without me mailing them.
I want to see Vlad with a Mexican hat. I made one but it didn’t come out very well.
There is only one thing I am sad about. Auntie Heather talks about going to New York and Florida, having her books published everywhere, even in Olympus -sigh-, and she NEVER comes to Massachusetts! D: Somday, she will. I know it. I’ll be at the New York Tour, I think. It’s the closest thing to Massachusetts.
YOU!!!! Your FANGTASTIC!!!! CONGRAGUUULLLAAAATTTIIOOOONSSS!!!!!!!!!!
KEEP it up Auntie Heather
so, you’ll be going to otehr places…..is Canada one of them???? if not…boohoo….
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GO HARD CORE MINIONS!!! WE ROCK
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GO HARD CORE MINIONS!!! WE ROCK
yours truly,
Takeshi Raiden
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE MINIONS!!!!!MORE PEOPLE TO SHARE THE AWESOMENESS OF VLAD WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!
HORRAY FOR WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!
im borred and wanna write something
YAY I LOVE THESE BOOKS SOO… MUCH….I READ IT SO MUCH THAT MY FRIENDS THINK I’M WEIRD AND THEY ALSO THINK I’M A VAMPIRE!!!
you know with this much followers we really could take over the world if every one tried like when you all grow up get into politics and stuff and we could rule for real
CONGRATS AUNTIE HEATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
Fangtastic, Auntie Heather!!
All will obey Auntie Heather. We shall rule all. People will be defeated if they opose us. We shal release the Olypian Titans from there sleep and destroy everyone hahahahaha
Whoops got carried away there
you should really make this series into a movie like twilight,harry potter,percy jackson,new moon,and the vampires assistant.hey if they can do it so can you
to V you didnt get carried away all i heard was the truth in those words evil truth but still truth
hey aunt heather , thats awsome!!!!!!!!!!! you should try seeing if you could get the chronicles of vladimir tod turned in to a game
oh my gosh auntie heather u r so cool I’m not from ether of those places but i like that u r going around the globe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD
YAY!!!!! PARTY!!!!
muwhahahahahaha world domination is closer yes YES!!!!! we are close only 256 i think countrys left to go
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(This was for your other post–the one about Carrie getting signed by Stephen King…but, for some reason, it wasn’t working)
AHHHH! I LOVE CARRIE!!!!…
Even though I only read 2/3 of it…and haven’t picked it up in, literally, a year.
But, when I WAS reading it–I thought it was great!…In that creepy, morbid way.
You’re SOOOOO lucky! *sighs wistfully* Getting it signed by the King himself?…
Can we switch places for a day? Please? XD
Aw…You and your husband are so cute together…*slowly smiles* One day, I hope to have a committed and happy husband like you. One who understands me, and accepts me.
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Getting off the mushy topics…
Congrats on selling it internationally! That’s AWESOMENESS! =D
Alright…well…I’m tired. And, sadly, I don’t have vampire genes to keep my up all night (like a certain vamp we all know and love…)
Over and out!
~Amanda
Hello, excellant post.
I love it! Vladimir will be everywhere, Auntie Heather!
Yours in eternity,
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YUSSSS!! Cool hats!!!!
sounds like fun
yeah world domination ill tell people in michigan go world DOMINATION YEAH
OMG THANK YOU!! IM NOT FROM THOSE PLACES BUT IT’S ANOTHER REASON TO PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!! I love vlad sooooo much
ops!GO Team Vlad!
him and meridith should not had broken up that just makes me sad
. whoo auntie heather!
YYYYYEEEAAAA WORLD DOMINATION!!!!
U ROCK AUNTIE HEATHER U RULE ALL
!!!!I LOVE U TOO VLAD
I LOVE CoVT WWOOOOHHHHOOOO!!!!
Please come to Canada! (Eh)
By the by eleventh grade burns is awsome, You’ve oundone yourself again!
Hi auntie Heather hows it going i just want to say thanks for writing these blood sucking sagas they r amazing id do just anything to meat you u r 1 of the people i look up 2 is u get a chance please email me @ plogan1996@aol.com that would be great!!
Ok is there going to be any more vlad tod books after twelth grade kills? Please keep writing the series! It is the best ever!
I know now that I’m not the only one spreading the word. Me and my friend Anthony set up a mini club at school called The Crypt, only for people who have read the books and can write in Elysian code. =D Thy will is done in St. Petersburg, florida.
HI Expressions can we be friends?
OMG i LOVE THIS BOOK!!!! its my favorite book and it is AMAZING! i cant believe its going to be the last one
im obssessed with this book. i dont want it to end. i have a stressful life, and i can just sit there n finish the whole book in one night and totaly forget my problems. its amazing. most amazing book ever.
OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH!IF YOU COULD VISIT PORTLAND TEXAS,IT WOULD BE AWESOME!I WOULD NEVER EVER FORGET IT!I WONT ASK ANY THING MORE OF YOU IF YOU COULD JUST COME TO PORTLAND ANYWHERE IN PORTLAND I WOULD BE FOREVER GREATFULL
idk
AWSOME MORE MINIONS!!!!
these books should become a movie!! like the twilight ones!!!!