Minions, Prepare Thyself for News of Epic Proportions!

This is big, Minion Horde. This is awesomely, epicly good.

I’m sure by now you all know about the soon-to-be-released amazingness that is Iron Man 2. But what you don’t know is that something very cool is linking US (your Auntie Heather & you, my loyal Minions) to that movie!

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At select theaters, before the movie is shown, a 15-second ad will be shown for THE CHRONICLES OF VLADIMIR TOD!!! The ad will be shown twice before the movie, and will also be shown on TVs in the lobby. HOW COOL IS THAT???

I’m dragging my family to the nearest theater to see it. You Minions totally have to go see it too! Grab your fellow Minions and take a road trip, because you can ONLY see it in theaters! Iron Man 2 comes out on May 7, 2010. The ad will run for 4 weeks. And here’s where it’ll be:

New York Union Square Stadium 14 NEW YORK NY
New York Garden State 16 with IMAX PARAMUS NJ
Los Angeles Ontario Palace 21 plus IMAX ONTARIO CA
Los Angeles Santa Anita with IMAX ARCADIA CA
Chicago Naperville Showplace NAPERVILLE IL
Chicago Village Crossing 18 SKOKIE IL
Philadelphia Brandywine Town Center
Philadelphia Downingtown Cinema DOWNINGTOWN PA
San Francisco-Oak-San Jose Daly City 20 DALY CITY CA
San Francisco-Oak-San Jose Van Ness 14 SAN FRANCISCO CA
Boston (Manchester) Fenway 13 BOSTON MA
Boston (Manchester) Liberty Tree Mall 20 with IMAX DANVERS MA
Atlanta Arbor Place Mall 18 DOUGLASVILLE GA
Atlanta Parkway Point 15 ATLANTA GA
Houston Houston Greenway 24 HOUSTON TX
Tampa-St. Pete (Sarasota) Regency 20 BRANDON FL
Minneapolis-St. Paul Rosedale 14 with IMAX SAINT PAUL MN
Minneapolis-St. Paul Southdale 16 with IMAX MINNEAPOLIS MN
Denver Century Boulder BOULDER CO
Denver Highlands Ranch 24 with IMAX LITTLETON CO
Cleveland-Akron (Canton) Cinemark Tinseltown USA NORTH CANTON OH
Austin Cinemark Southpark Meadows AUSTIN TX
Austin Gateway 16 AUSTIN TX

GO, MINIONS, GO! Go forth and immerse yourselves in Vlad-y goodness!



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232 Responses to “Minions, Prepare Thyself for News of Epic Proportions!”

  1. Vanessa Cruz says:

    WHOAAAA…..This is gna be super duper totally quadruper(my made up word) AWESOME!!!!
    Auntie Heather, you rock!! By the Way, I absolutely LOVE VLADIMIR! NOOO JOKE! :mrgreen:
    haha I’m very glad for your success. You’re a great author! :D

  2. Gabby says:

    When does the movie come out? Not Iron Man, but your movie.

  3. V says:

    SO um is the ad for the book or movie but I cant see it :( :cry:

  4. Selena Najar says:

    Im just gonna go see the movie to see the ad. tee hee! :mrgreen:

  5. Molly says:

    AUNTIE HEATHER AUNTIE HEATHER I JUST FOUND OUT WE HAVE THE SAME B-DAY!! :twisted: :smile: AND I SOOO WANNA SEE DAT MOVIE

  6. kelly says:

    is this thing like waht might happend in the next book or is vlad going to be a moive? :?:

  7. Isabel Cruz says:

    WOW THERES GONNA BE A MOVIE!!! THATS AWSOME ESPECIALLY COMMING FROM A GREAT AUTHOR LIKE YOU!!! :mrgreen:

  8. ITS NOT IM ST. LOUIS AREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS SO MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND ME FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IM SOOOO MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WATS THEIR PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I THINK I MIGHT CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

  9. otis otis fan fan says:

    :( I’m with Casey in Missouri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(We’re from Missouri also)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I’m a MOMION, and I can’t take my kid to see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( Congrats Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. TheLifeofanOutcast says:

    Shweet! I don’t think this can make me any more spazzy than I am at this moment! w00t!!!
    If I ever meet you in real life, Auntie Heather, the glomp I will give you will utterly kill you. So to suffice, I blow you a cyber-minion-y kiss. *kisses chu*
    Vladimir Tod RULEZ!

  11. DemonPupp says:

    I’m not even going to lie, Thisis freaking sweeeeeet!!! maybe that means soon that Vlad will be a movie. (and hopefully not suckish like Percy Jackson was [HOLY CRAP THAT SUCKED ESPECIALLY IF YOU READ THE BOOK!])

  12. >Ellie says:

    AWW

  13. Carole says:

    As a librarian, who is of course a Vlad addict, I think that having an ad for a book in the theater is an excellent idea! I’ll be driving only 40 minutes to see the ad, so I’m excited already! :grin:

  14. Kiki says:

    Yay!!!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  15. OK OK OK HOLD UP. DID U JUST SAY THERE IS A MOVIE COMEING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE I WAS NOT IN THE LOPE. (LAST TIME I WAS ON THIS SITE WAS ABOUT 5 MONTHS AGO)AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :grin: :grin: :grin: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or is it just an ad for the books. :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  16. I WILL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOTALY WATCH THAT MOVIE! but really is it a ad for the book or a MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

  17. kiara says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOES THAT MEAN SINCE THERE IS A PREVIEW THERE IS GOING TO BE A MOVIE. :cool: THIS IS so AWESOMELY AWESOME I HAVE TO TELL MY FRIEND AND I HAV TO GO SEE IT I DONT LIKE IRON MAN BUT I WILL GO SEE IT JUST TO SEE THE PREVIEWS :mrgreen: IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE A MOVIE I AM GOING TO TOTALLY FAINT OR PROBABLY GO INTO A FLIPIN COMA!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Darren says:

    Elenventh Grade Burns needs a trailer.

  19. Darren says:

    CAN YOU PUT THE TRAILER ON THE WEBSITE BECAUSE I LIVE IN ILLINOIS AND I CAN NOT GO TO THAT AREA JUST TO SEE THE TRAILER SINCE I DO NOT HAVE MY LICECSE YET.

  20. hello says:

    Can u put the ad on the web site

  21. RoxyAnn says:

    Omg…VLAD TOD IS GONNA BE A MOVIE??? AGHHHH!
    Thats amazing! Congrats!!! :razz:

  22. Blake says:

    OMG IAM IN WI I AM GOING TO SEE IT :twisted: I AM THE 1# FAN OF VLADIMIR TOD I GOT ALMOST ALL THE BOOKS AND I HAVE A SWEAT SHRIT WITH THE LOGO ON IT, MY AMAZING MOM MADE FOR ME!( Hey shut up about my mom thing i am only ten!) I WILL BE IN THE MOVIE FOR WHEN VLAD FINDS HIS MOM AND DAD DEAD I LOOK LIKE VLAD WHEN HE IS YOUNG AND A THING IS I AM GROWING FANGS NO KID! WELL IF I AM IN THE MOVIE I WILL GIVE MONEY TO U ANTIE HEATHER SO U CAN WRITE MORE BOOKS LIKE ABOUT JOSS! :cool: :smile: :razz: :mrgreen: ;-)

  23. Blake says:

    Me again :smile: sorry if I if I was being cocky about myself :cry: I just am SOOOOOO happy but, that stuff i sayed is true and Autie Heather I am that same boy how wrote the letter to u with the minion bling :smile: well gtg bye!

  24. Sarah Belnap says:

    I think you guys misunderstood the ad is probally for the book and if it isnt then hazzuh Heather Brewer Is a genuis!….When my little cuz showed me 8th grade bites i litterilly took all my birthday money and forced my mom to take me to borders to buy the rest of the series..sadly Twelve grade kills doesnt come out till I’m a sophmore that sux I dont want to wait all summer!!! but it will be worth it! :grin:

  25. AJ says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS TOTALLY FREAKIN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I DONT GET TO SEE IT CUZ ISNT CUMIN OUT IN A THEATER NEAR WHERE I LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NOT EVEN IN MY STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IF WAS CUMIN OUT IN MY STATE OR IN MY CITY I WOULD GO SEE THE MOVIE WITH MY DAD JUST TO SEE THE AD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO VLAD!!!GO VLAD!!!GO VLAD!!!GO VLAD!!!GO VLAD!!!

  26. Brandon says:

    aww man! that sucks! :( I live in SC! :( I wish I could get to see it…

  27. crystal says:

    pity i wont see vlad in my theater. or any at all! why isnt there a canadian theater? 2010 vancouver ring a bell? jokes, but still canada loves you to auntie heather! you make amazing books and you need to make vlad super big to match his super big ego (again joking) start more advertisement in canada!

  28. Hailee says:

    Oh my gosh you lucky Americans! I’m simply a simple minded Canadian who doesn’t get to see Valdimir befor a epic movie. :cry: :cry: :cry: :x
    I LOVE VALDIMIR TOD! It would be the most AMAZING thing in the world if you came to Kelowna,B.C.,CANADA :mrgreen: Cuz Canada is cool and full of people who love vampires, black, rainy days, the cold and AUNTIE HEATHER!
    Congrads anyways!!!

  29. IllusionaryMaya says:

    that is some sweet great news right there! ahhh I wish I could see em! the ads should be pretty pro ….GAHHH enjoy! :D

  30. cmc says:

    Hi Auntie Heather I’m just wondering for some of us if the movie isnt near us could you put on your blog when it comes out? please!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :?: :?: :!: :!: ;-) :twisted: :shock: :razz: :roll: :o

  31. OMHVWBVT(oh my hot vampire which would be vlad tod) i can’t wait to the IRON MAN! I LOVE IT AND VLAD TOD! OH AND 12TH GRADE KILLS COMES OUT THE DAY OF MY BIRTHDAY! YAY! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  32. beth says:

    thats sad i live near philly but in king of prussia and it wont be shown can u find out if it will be shoun in kp imax theretor :shock: :shock:

  33. julie(julianne) says:

    holy crap i am on the forth book i just finished the third and im wondering is it a movie or book if its a movie all my friends and i r goin to go into a flippin coma!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

  34. cheleste says:

    vladimir tod va a ser una pelicula?!?!?!?! (it’s gonna be a movie) i hope… well i’m not sure exactly… a lot of movies arent like the book… so whoever makes this into a movie, i declare this: PLEASE DO THE VERY BEST YOU CAN… IT NEEDS TO BE SECOND AWESOMEST TO THE BOOK. PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP :D

  35. chelly says:

    O.M.G why did i not know that Vlad is gonna be a movie star?!?! like whose gonna play him!! we must know Auntie Heather!! :shock:

  36. ariena says:

    OMV!!! D’ABLO IS MY BUS DRIVER!!!! HE SAID “THE LUCIS”HE WISPED IT AND I WAS BEHIND HIM!! ALSO HE HAD A MESSED UP HAND!!! AND HE LIKES VAMPS!!!help :shock: :shock: :shock: lol but ya! vlad tods going to be a movie? awsome! you should use real people insted of animation :roll: :roll: :roll: just a idea.

  37. J.R. Schuster says:

    Is it coming to Ontario CA ? Because Ontario is in San Bernardino County not LA. please say yes because I want to see it. :)

  38. Lexy Rodgers says:

    OMG OMG OMG! The preview isnt showing @ the movie theaters where i live but man i would drive to one of those theaters and see that preview! OMG I CANT WAIT! :lol: ;-)

  39. Lexy Rodgers says:

    Hey who is gonna be Vlad?

  40. Elise says:

    once again nothing near to me…. so i guess i cant enjoy the awesomeness. yup :| :|

  41. Audrey says:

    Can’t wait to see it!Heather you have good moviepicks! :cool:

  42. Abbey Lee says:

    ok if theres gonna be a movie then i wanna try out for meredith! she has brown curly hair like me and her personality is EXACTLY like mine so if anyone knows ANY information please send me an e-mail because im serious about this! im a born performer!
    abbeylee47@aol.com :razz:

  43. Katie(VampireKitty) says:

    I most likely will not be able to see it…:(

  44. Morgan says:

    I am seeing it too!!! :twisted: :mrgreen:

  45. cindi says:

    AWWW there is none nere me :sad: but that is so cool love your work Auntie Heather :smile:

  46. L says:

    i’m am definitly going to see that commercal

  47. Lauren says:

    OMV OMV OMV!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: THIS IS SO AWESOMELY AWESOME!!! but i see it isnt showing in any theaters in MI, oh well, IM HEADING TO OHIO!

  48. Amanda says:

    *starts hyperventilating*

    …He…Hehe….

    OH MY VLAD!

    *starts happily rolling around on the floor*

    I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! IRON MAN 2…

    And a Vladimir Tod TRAILER?

    *faints*

    My life is now complete.

    *pauses, and looks closely at more details*

    Wait a second…

    ONLY IN SELECT THEATRES?

    THIS IS MADNESS!

    Random Dude: This…Is…Spar—

    Me: If you say ‘SPARTA’, I’m going to kill you.

    Random Dude: *tries again* This is–

    Me: *cuts him off* No, just..no. This is serious. And I mean serious. Not “Well, this sucks” serious, but “Holy frap, my life ENDED” serious.

    Random Dude: *sighs and say dejectedly* Okay…

    *sniffles* It appears that none are close to me. Well, except for one. But there’s no way anyone’s taking me there.

    *grasps your legs and clings onto them for dear life* Please record the trailer and post it up. I. NEED. TO. SEE. IT.

    ~Amanda

  49. Vampire Kitty Overlord says:

    Holy Cheese I wish I could see the preview! :sad:

  50. lexi (call me bob) says:

    I ABSOLUTLY SCREAMED WEN I HEARD ABOUT THE MOVIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: I WILL GO MAD IF I MISS THE TRAILER!!!!!!!!!!! IM JUST GOING TO SEE IRON MAN TO SEE THE TRALIER!!!!!!


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