Greetings, Minion Horde! Man, things have been busy lately. And in ways I never really expected. See, for the longest time, my life was pretty easy going. I’d get up each morning, put my daughter on the bus, sit down, and write until my family would come home at night. Every once in a while, I’d travel, but not very often. Now, I long for days like that. Much of my life is spent in airports, and too little of it is spent in my fangtastic office. There is no time to wait for the Muse to grunt in my general direction. I have a schedule – an often busy one – and I have to stick to it. But I’m not complaining. I love my life. Even if I do get so busy at times that I forget to blog.
Speaking of which…I bet you wonder, Minions, what your Auntie Heather has been up to lately. The truth is, I’ve been hard at work on the fifth round (5TH!!!) of edits on TWELFTH GRADE KILLS, and trying to make it the very best book in The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod. And I’m happy to say…I think I have. And I also think I still have a few surprises up my sleeve that you Minions won’t see coming. I hope you won’t, anyway…
Other than that, I’ve been busy working on BLOODBOUND and trying to catch up on email/forum accounts/Minion Bling orders, etc. It’s been crazy!
I may go bald from stress. If I do, I’m going to tattoo a spiderweb on my head.
Actually…I’m not even stressed out right now. Maybe I’ve gone crazy. Or maybe….just maybe….this is what happy feels like.
Tags: Catching Up


AUNTIE are you making a 5th CoVT???????????
Panda, trust me- I hate her too! (yes, we know eachother) auntie heather, I love you you’ re awesome!!! Your books have inspired me to become an author! Keep writing!!!
Love,
YOUR FAT LARD OF CHEESE!!!!!!!!!
AHHHH!!! I can’t wait until Twelfth Grade Kills comes out. Your books are amazing u have no idea. i used to take me 5 months to finish a book and when i bought 8th Grade Bites i finished the book in one day! it took me only a week to finish all 4 books. U R AWSOME!!! well anyway i am glad to see you being busy with the book and i hope it is the best book known to mankind!
@FLoC awwww your such a good fiend yes people I did say fiend that what I call my friends.
yay! i know you pain auntie heather. im on the 5th round of edits on 6 school projects! its insane and so am I!!!!!!!
@Kira
and nonexistant thank for the tips but I already do the first things. Nonexistent um are you sure were not talking about each other maybe it sounds all to similar. Thus is how we are gunna figure this out what school do you go to if you don’t want to tell me that’s okay I promise I won’t stalk you or anything. Creep …. God I gate her. Sorry. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. RAWR!!!
Ment to say creepy
I live in Colorado Springs. And i go to SMS. And im pretty sure we arent talking about eachother because we vlad fans. We are all one big happy blood craving family at this site.
Sorry guys that was for Pandaboo
Good cuz I live near LA
Ok then well maybe these two bitches are related haha! Dude we could totally be like best friends now!
hahahahahaha…just keep workin that long distance friendship out…haha (says the girl from the east coast
)
-k!r@
i cant wait till the next book it sounds sweet ive read all of them except the forth but i loved them all so far
Vlad needs to hook up with Snow!
Craziness is never, ever a bad thing. I consider it as a compliment. And yes, I am happy with my craziness, because if I weren’t then I would probably be on anti-depressents. Considering the kind of books I read, that would be a bad thing.
Keep on writing!
~Chris
I love how everyone HATES Meredith in the poll up there!
I voted for Henry to die, because I think it would be a REAAAAALY good twist on things. Plus, I had this whole sheme thing down since before Vlad #4. Here is what I predicted….
D’Ablo would capture Meredith and take her hostage, threatening to kill her unless Vlad gave up his Pravus powers, and so he does and doesnt by tricking D’Ablo with a stake with his name on it (some how, not sure) and then he saves Meredith, BUTTTTTT Joss came back and killed Otis, making vlad pissed, and then vlad killed Joss, pissing Henry off, and so then Henry ran away and (thats as far as I got..haha) its ridiculous I kno, but thats what I predicted until someone said the ending (somehow they knew, and I was pissed) lmfao!
anwyways,c ant’ wait for VLAD 5!!!
Auntie Heather,
I love ye!!!! I dare ye to use the word “ye” in your next post!!!
Hahahahaha!!!!!!
Love,
YOUR FAT LARD OF CHEESE
Oh my little fat lard of cheese what would I do without you. Ah my loyal fiends.
Nonexistent I bet they are related it your enimy really short cuz mine is she’s like a migit and you know the person Fat Lard Of Cheese(see above comment) she’s my bff and we both hate her!
Ment to say is (if you haven’t noticed um a very bad speller even ask Fat Lard Of Cheese!!!)
Hey Dorian don’t put your address on any website as a comment! Send it to Auntie Heather in an e-mail instead!
I love Vlad please spare his life!
Oh my lordy be this series and the author are AWESOME!
Twilight sux! The Vlad Man is way better!
Yay!
I don’t have much to say!
Twilight + Me = Me burn book!
Vlad Tod + Me = Read Book Nonstop!
Vlad should be sucking face with snow!
Not Meredeth!
Vlad should be sucking face with snow,
Not Meredeth!
Snow is better, much better!
As long as Vlad and Otis don’t die, I’m happy:)
Oooooooooh! You should make another vampire series!!!! Like the life of some random kid that goes to school with Vlad:D And you know, I am very curious to know what Sprat does in his spare time other than inhale sugary candy… Oooh and more about Snow would be kinda cool, too. Personally, I don’t think we hear enough of the “Goth Kids” at the Crypt. Nor do we hear enough from Bill and Tom. Oooooh you know what would be really cool? A series on what life was like for Tomas and Mellina before Vlad was born or when Vlad was like 5!!!! That would be so cool! You know what part I love and have read a billion times from 11th Grade Burns?
Henry, “Vlad, you suck.”
Vlad, “What does that mean?”
Henry, “I don’t know, but my older brother Greg said it, so it must be pretty cool!”
Hahahahaha funny funny funny!!! ^-^
Vampires are hot! (More like Vlad;))
Peace.Love.Music.
<3
Brianna
Glad to hear from you and I can’t wait for Twelfth grade to come out. I know it will be amazing
Yay! Auntie Heather is happy!
Hi Auntie Heather whats up i am soooooo bored!
i have been hering rumers that ther has been a vlad. tod movie coming out?
OMFQ (o my french quail)
i cant WAIT for 12th grade kills
hurry up auntie, u practacally left me in the middle of a very inmporant sentence on 11th grade burns!
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yours for eternity,
madi
There is no Vlad movie coming out unfortunatly. But I think I speak for everyone here when I say there sould be one.
Hey friends and fiends tis me Panda I just changed my name!!!
Hey Killer Dragon/Panda my mortal enemy isnt short unfortunately. She is like 57 million stories tall and she is the fattest person on this planet, no joke.
yay youre happpy
Auntie, are you going to be making a 6th Vladimir Tod book? I hope you do because the series just can’t end! I would cry if it did. But that’s your choice, and you’re my favorite vampire book writer in the world! (MOVIE!!!!) Hehe~ Just a thought~ ^-^
Happy HAPPY ME!!! This school year has been EPIC!!! Cant wait till next year cant wait till September!
U ROCK!!!!!!!! Even if you forget to blog
singned,
ATVD
U ROCK!!!!!!!! Even if you forget to blog
singned,
ATVr
OK WHO IN THE WORLD WANTS TO KILL VLAD (BESIDES D`ABLO) Y WOULD YOU THAT REALLY STINKS
YOUR LOYAL MINION,
TAYLOR MARSHALL
P.S. IF I FOUND WHO WANTS TO KILL VLAD IM GOING TO TRACK U DOWN
MCRmy!!!!!!!! that is a awsome idea i love it i hope she agrees i love sprat (but not as much as vlad)(sorry sprat) yyyyeeaaaaa
“Laa shay’a waqi’un moutlaq bale kouloun moumkine.
These are the words spoken by our ancestors – that lay at the heart of our creed.
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember…nothing is true.
Where other men are limited, by morality or law, remember…everthing is permitted.
We work in the dark, to serve the light. We are assassins.
Nothing is true, everything is permitted”.
THAT IS STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!!! AWWW!!! (its from a game i play called assassins creed 2, dont comment on me if u dont know what it is) i forgot my password and the emale adress thing is on my dads computer and he locks it when he goes fishing so i cant get my new passward and i cant put this on a post. AND I REALLY WANTED TO POST THIS I DONT KNOW WHY!!!!!
ANYWAY its good to know you stress is down auntie!!!! you really need to relax!!!! YOU DONT WANT TO BREAK OUT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wooooo that was long…
keep on writing auntie and i picked snow to die it would really make vlad pissed bcuz snow is like his daily meal
UGH! Meredeth like, broke Vlad’s immortal heart. Not cool, sister. Not cool. Oh well.
Vlad can drink my blood any day.