Salutations, Miion Horde! I am currently writing to you from a place that I have longed to be for a looooong time: HOME! In fact, I’ll be home for the next five weeks, and I’m giddy at the thought of it! Travelling is a lot of fun and hangin’ with my Minions is a BLAST, but sometimes Auntie Heather just wants to be home with her family and her cat and her Camaro (and don’t make me choose which I’ve missed most). I just got back from NYC and the next time I travel it’ll be to San Diego ComicCon (WOOHOO!) in July. For those curious, my dashing son Jacob will be accompanying me there (he’s arranging a Minion Meet-Up on the 22nd – for the deets, check out his Facebook, my Facebook or my Twitter). Also, there’s something of epic preportions brewing for all SDCC-attending Minions, so stay tuned!
So. What has Auntie been up to lately, aside from catching up on sleep? Well, writing, for one. I’m currently writing a short story for a YA vampire anthology (which is kinda turning out like the vampire equivalent of SAW), and working on the first book of THE SLAYER JOURNALS (which desperately needs a title – I decided that SO MUCH AT STAKE just doesn’t fit the feel of the book; that title suggests funny and these books are fairly dark…). The publishing schedule for TSJ and for BLOODBOUND are being wiggled around a bit, so it’s looking maybe like you guys will see TSJ every fall starting in 2011 and BLOODBOUND every spring, starting in 2012. But no promises. Things are always changing in publishing, Regardless, you’ll soon have Auntie Heather storytime yumminess twice a year!
Also, I’m thinking of changing my bangs to blue. What do you think, Minions? You’re opinion means a lot to me…
Ohhhhhhh, and there’s been DRAMA! See Penguin was kind enough to ship me 300 Vlad tote bags to give away to you Minions. Nice, huh? They ROCK! But…someone stole the boxes off my porch. Yeah. Auntie was not happy about that. On a good note, the Camaro wasn’t taken…
There’s also some big super sekrit stuff going on that I can’t really talk about yet. One is a personal thing, but hugely life-changing. The other is TOTALLY Minion-related and you SO WISH YOU KNEW. But…my lips are sealed. For now. 
Also, I’m having an epic contest on the Win Stuff/Win Things/WinWinWin page (I can never remember what it’s called). You should totally enter. Just sayin’.
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hay if all those pics on all the vlad tod books(by the way i luv those books i want theme all!) is a real his hot and if has a girlfriend she is the lukiest person in the world
I love Vladimir Tod
i think the blue bangs would rock! i have had so many colors for my hair at one point i had rainbow, but the blue looked the most amazing and you should totaly go for it!!!
Any color you choose you’ll rock it
Who is the person portraying Vlad on the cover of the books?Or did you just have someone draw them? 0.o so many possibilities
Dude about the hair DO IT!!! about the bags
o well I’ll just have to win the contest 
Can’t wait to find out the secrets and read those sick books!!
go with the blue bangs.cant waiy4book5
go with the blue bangs.cant waiy4book5
You would look awesome with blue bangs and, where did you get the pictures on the front of the vladimir Tod books
you would rock blue bangs
i cant stand 2 wait 4 the new book 
to bad about the bags though 
the book cover guy looks a lot like alex evans 
i love vlad
i went to vampfangs.com and bought a pair of fangs. but my mom didn’t like them and conviscated them !!!!!!!!!:evil:
why don’t our parents get us???????? 
Get a darker purple, please stick with purple, cause ya know purples amazing
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Sry about ur bags being stolen we can always have Uncle Otis get them back
Your books are awesome auntie heather. My mom gets annoyed by them because when I am reading them I can’t hear her.I can’t wait for Twelfth Grade Kills.I think that that is my favorite cover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think i know how vlads dad and mom died when vlad shut off the alarm vlads dad didn’t wake up and some sunlight hit his skin and burned well vlads mom dies cuz she is human but vlads dad must have healed him self like dablo did which explains why vlads dad was in the last part of eleventh grade burns that my theory
Auntie Heather you should go on a tour that covers small towns like Hudson(or somewhere close)and to a lot of other places to spreed the love and so we can all meet you(almost all of use).
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