Life is really weird, Minions. Not just my life, but everyone’s life. Time flies by so quickly at times (say, the summer passing by) and at other times, it drags on into eternity (like, for instance, when you’re in the middle of algebra class and the bell. won’t. ring.). And I think we sometimes forget to stop and enjoy the little things. You know…like finding out we now have Vlad smilies on dollar bills.

Yeah. Even the distant memory of algebra class comas couldn’t bring me down after seeing something like that. Because DUDE!!!!!!! VLAD IS ON A DOLLAR!!! A LEGAL TENDER, AWESOMETASTIC DOLLAR!!!
So…I wanna give one away. Even though I’m soooo tempted to horde it! To enter: leave a comment saying in what fangtastic way you’ll spend your Vlad buck. I’ll choose a winner this Thursday.
EDITED TO ANNOUNCE THE FANGTASTIC MINION WHO WON THE VLAD BUCK: DeadPplKindaGrl!!! Drop me an email at heather@heatherbrewer.com with your name and address, please. YOU WON! (I chose radomly, Minions, because soooo many of your answers were too awesome for me to choose between)
Oh! And if you missed out on San Diego Comic Con 2010, you have GOT to see this!


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Dude. I would’ve bought a vampire kangaroo with that dollar.
For serious.
hey it is awesome
im gonna buy the next Vladimir Tod book along with the boxed set with my fangatastic Vlad money.
I so can’t wait for 12th grade kills to come out. I am like dying to see if vlad gets killed and if meredith with finally see how truly amazing vlad is and what a shnooz joss is.
OMGZ AUNTIE HEATHER!!!!! i wish i could go to a comic con where u were there
but i cant cuz im too young and their to far away!
I WANT THAT DOLLAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL TURN INTO A FLESH EATING ZOMBIE IF I DONT GET THT DOLLAR!!!!!!!!!
On the other hand if i get that dollar i will cherish it for all eternity!!!!!!
vlad dollar hasnt been off my mind since 24th its now the 30th 0.0
I am going to name my black cat Vladimir Tod!!!
LOL!!! can we minions get it?!
Vagina TEEHEE
Omg I wouldnt spend it i would put it in a glass case. and with lazors going around it and In a metal cage.
oh gawd! *wips out a dollar bill* ill trade you!!!
Lol i make tiny vlad comics ty so much for making the VT series!~ love yah
i cant blieve it auntie heather emailed me!!!!!
OMG (ratgrrl aka snow fan) she did? what did she say!?!
The video made me cry.
I can’t wait to go to comic con one day.
Hey Auntie Heather that video was sweet and nice but my compture has no crapin nosie but, I know it was nice cuz he had tears of JOY!!
O and btw my school is writing to out fave writer and chose you cuz A. Your AZAM B. Your books make me read non stop and C. WHO WOULD NOT WRITE TO U!
You don’t have to write back right away.
I LIKE UR HAIR!
ummm i would spend it on buying vlad himself >:D he would be mine >.< but i dnt think that would happen so i would rub it in my friends faces that i got a vlad dollar
Twelfth Grade Kills is soon coming out ahhh is anyone flipping out NO? Only me?? Tough crowd!!! I love the Chronicles of Vladimir Tod can I get a what!?! what!?! WHAT!!!
awesome dollor lol i have all the books and the last one preodered and i cant wait lol AUNTIE HEATHER!!!! WOOOOOOOO lol i just had 3 amps lol.
lol awwww dude that made ME want to cry, high school AND middle school do suck, so i vowed to read each book for each year, starting with 8th grade bites, but so far 8th grade doesnt suck as much as seventh grade did
lol thanx Auntie heather
for writing, i admire your work, and i wish to be a author some day, in fact thats my dream
dude id use that to buy a card bored cut out of edward from twilight just to burn it and look at my fat head of vlad while doing it
if i had a vlad tod bill you bet i would spend it on some thing cool like a trip to the bahammahs haha no….definenty some thing cooler. vlad money makes normal money crap.its the coolist money i ever seen…temted to keep it.never spend it :]
if i got vlad money i wouldnt spend it its to cool for that.vlads one of a cind and so is the bill…
Hi everyone it me Killer Dragon I just changed my name. (if you don’t know what I mean by invader watch Invader Zim!!!)
OMG HEATHER BREWER I CANT BELIVE UR GUNNA GET THIS MESSAGE OMG I WOULD LIKE TO NO IF U WOULD COME 2 DA SAUK EAREA JUST LETTIN U NO THANX I ABSALUTLY LOVE THESE BOOKS MAKE 13TH GRADE DESTROYS OR SOMTHING LIKE THAT PEACE HEATHER AND REMENBBER [VAMPIRES SUCK!]
hi heather, i dont know if the contest is going on still or not (probably not). but couldnt you just get a sticker, put it on a new crispy dollar bill, and have your own? anyway i just wanted you to know that pretty much the only things that keep me from convincing myself that my like sucks are your books, (the chronicles of vladimir tod) and music. i LOVE songs that when you sing them they leave you out of breath and you face hurts and your sweaty. and I also love it when i lay down at night and un wrap my vlad tod book from the B&N bag i keep it in so it wont get messed up, and turn on my flash light and read untill I can’t keep my eyes open. i love being alone with vlad in the middle of the night its so peaceful.
ID USE IT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND TURN IT INTO VLAD WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UMMMMMMMM, I THINK I WOULD TOTALLY SPEND IT, SORRY SAVE IT, TO EITHER BUY THE WHOLE SERIES!!!!!!!! OR I WOULD PUT IT IN A DIAMOND CASS, WITH LASERS AND BOMBS TRAINED ON IT!!!!!! NO I WOULD PROBABLY HANG IT ON MY WALL, THE HIGHEST PLACE OF HONOR I CAN GIVE, YES I THINK THAT’S WHAT I WOULD DO, I MEAN I PROBABLY WON’T WIN BECAUSE I CAN’T REALLY GIVE IT A HIGH PLACE OF HONOR. YOU (HEATHER BREWER) PROBABLY WON’T EVEN READ THIS IT’S TOO LONG. ANYWAY, I LOVE THE BOOKS AND WOULD LOVE TO WIN THE VLAD BUCK!!!!!
Heather, you’re so pretty~ >3< And nice. Next time you're at Comic-Con, you'd better bet I'll be there…probably in cosplay, but yeah, I'll be there. XD
omg heather is vladimir tod real!? He is freakin hot and of what ive read hes really nice!!!
I know girls like Meridith (unfortunately) and a lot of them are not very nice…. Meridith will probably never realize it, if it’s written realistically, or she will realize it too late if it’s written realistically and dramatically.
love the vlad tod books. they inspire me to write
i read the vlad tod series and my friends and i like to write in elysian code and OMFG twelfth grade kills is going to be sooooooooooooooo awesome
Hmmm… How am i supposed to spend it??? Well, oviously i would… Wait… WHAT?!?! I’M SUPPOSED TO SPEND IT?!?
Grrr…
Hey everyone im the youngest minion. i’m ten.
o I WANT DAT DOLLAR!!!

?????
NO WAIT … I NEED THAT DOLLAR!!!
anyway from today
10 MORE TILL 12TH GRADE KILLAS COMES OUT!!!
i mean kills
I know the comment contast is over for the dollar but i rreeeaally hope u see this ^^ I would spend the dollar to make a Vlad Todd movie
I love your series and I cant wait for the next book I am going to read it when i go in for my surgery
i need to read the next book the suspense and the waiting is killing me!!!! i own every book in the series and i love them!!!
i loooove vampire books but this series really had me
With my super fangtastic Vladimir Tod Buck, I would defangetly put it in my “Vampire savings” account so I could buy me the ALL-NEW 12 Grade Kills Book, Plastic GLOW IN THE DARK fangs, and an awesome vampire costume! VAMPIRES SUCK!!!! -Your #1 Vladimir Tod fan!
I’d spend mine at Bread Co. for a pastry!
IF i were to lucky enough to own a vlad buck… i would keep it in a glass case forever and show it off to everyone.
out of all of the books I’ve read so far yours is the bestttttt of them alllll I LOVE VLADIMIR TODDDDDD i hope theres a 6th book tooooooo!!!
ive read all of your awsome!!!!!! books atleast 7
times each their awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a part of me has oficially died i think it truly has when i finished the final book i cried a little knowing that if i finished these last 5 pages i would have completed the series and never able to ever say that the series will still be new so i almost dicided to leave the last 5 pages so i could say no i will not let that little tiny shred of my life die but alas the book was to good to reist and i read it and know a big part of me has died with only a memory
no fair!! we HAVE to spend the beautiful Vlad dollar??
awwwwwwwww, it was gonna b a trophy-dollar….
*sigh* win some u lose some