Greetings, Minion Horde! I have a zillion happy little details to share with you about our quest for world domination, but before I get to that, let me catch you up on the awesomeness that is my tour.
A few days ago I was fortunate enough to stop by Mrs. Nelson’s in La Verne, California, where I was greeted by an amazing staff, a fangtastic crowd, and….I came THIS CLOSE to a big goal of mine: signing a baby!!! I signed a toddler!
(with permission, of course)
We had an excellent crowd…
And I attribute the success of this tour to a SillyBand given to me early on by a Minion named Sinead. It’s my lucky dinosaur!
After Mrs. Nelson’s, I whisked off to Watermark Books in Wichita, Kansas! It was incredible. A HUGE crowd (probably over 200 Minions) and lots and lots of love, plus a great staff (Mark, if you’re reading this….Gargy has finally forgiven you for calling him a hippo). Check out these pics!
For some reason, when I speak at events, I become an evil dictator.
After having a blast at Watermark, I headed to Harleysville Books in Harleysville, Pennsylvania, where we had a pizza party! No pics yet, because like a doof, I forgot my camera, but it was a ton of fun – and we had a nice group, despite the terrible storms all through PA. People came from as far away as three and a half hours! Now that’s loyalty. And it was a blessing to meet each and every one. My favorite part of the night was when I settled into a cozy chair and Minions sat on the floor all around me. We discussed what is and what isn’t working for anti-bullying efforts in their schools. It was very enlightening…and troubling.
Tonight I’m headed to Barnes and Noble in Cherry Hill, New Jersey. Sadly, I’ve had to cease hugging all of you, as I have the plague and don’t want to be the cause of The Stand. But I love you all, Minions! Come see me – we only have a few more stops on this tour!
And now onto our world domination news! We just hit the New York Times again, Minions! This time at #4. We’ve also hit several indie bestseller lists, Wall Street Journal (#10), and USA Today (#34). In other words, Auntie is feeling very, very popular and blessed and loved. Thank you. Thank you all so much!!
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Yo Zac you do loook like Vlad. Hey mind if I friend request you? The names Sarah and I’m blonde soo you if you see a blonde girrl friends request you its me lol
Dear Heather
first off your books are freaking awesome!!
Second do you think that the chronicles of Vladimir Todd series could become a movie saga? That would be really sweet to see, plus it could help with your world domination!
yeah i accepted your friend request sarah and im not sure if a movie franchise would be good brandon i mean movies usually scre the series over like the percy jackson movie but if they did right like maybe a harry potter movie it could be good
Ms. Brewer – You made my daughter’s day when you signed her book this weekend. I am still hearing about it. By all accounts, you are “the coolest chick” EVER! Thanks for making it such a memorable event. All the best – Elizabeth
hi auntie heather hows it going? my mom won’t let me read your books anymore so i sad but i will get over it soon.because i just got a new book and it’s awesome.well g2g ttyl vladimir vamprie drudge
i meant to spell vladimir vampire drudge
today i went to my library and got main street series books and i might in a couple of days go back and get alex rider series maybe don’t know yet.we only have 21 more days untill halloween can’t wait.well g2g ttyl alex rider fan
ok so ive read all of your books and i hope you read this comment. i think you shoud take your storys of vladmir tod and make them into movies literallly im talking hollywood i have a feeling yours could even be bigger than twilight if they made into the movie buissness well heather if you read this and are interested in the idea email me at vancechris53@hotmail.com. id like to talk more about it and im not some producer or anything im just a regular high school teen and really enjoy reading your books get back to me please..
Auntie Heather, really i agree with chris, you should make the books into movies!! That would make my day. No offence to twilight fans but TWLIGHT SUCKS!! I THINK ITS GAY! ANYWAY PLEASE MAKE THE BOOKS INTO MOVIES!!!!
You seriously signed a kid?????????? That’s awesome. So was 12th, by the way. Congrats on the bestselling, Aunty.
Wonder how many times I can comment in one day
hmmm lets find out 
haha i think a vlad movie true to the story would be sweeeet but i just finished twelfth grade kills…it wuz amazing!! i think i know y the smiley colors are what they are
auntie heather! i think your books should become movies! that would really get you worl domination!
p.s.: i met you in Vero Beach!!
Wow Auntie! You’re amazing! I wish you’d been able to come to the Arkansas/Oklahoma area on your tour. Maybe next time though!
~Tons of Love,
Allison
I wish that there would be more books to this really awesome series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMV!!!! Vlad Tod merchandise online!!!!
Go to http://www.highschoolbites.com now.
I love the shirts. The weekend is almost here.
Auntie Heather, we will see you Saturday in Austin.
hi peeps i just went to the website and it’s true their is a clothing line of vladimir tod shirt and other stuff and it’s way cool.im going to ask my mom if i can read the books auntie heather.i also going to ask for a vlad t-shirt for my b-day.well g2g ttyl vladimir vampire drudge p.s. i tell you what she said ok bye
my mom said i can’t read your books at all sorry.well g2g ttyl bye
PLEASE MAKE THEM INTO MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the last book just ripped my heart out when Nelly -__- sad very sad, You must get them turned into movies for the minions!! pleeeeeaaaassseeee try
hahahahahahavent comented all day
Until NOW 
Mawhahahahaha 
ahh! auntie heather, aunti heather!! my grandma, who buys all my books for me, is refusing to buy 12th grade kills!!! im freaking out lol she reads vlad too (yes, at 57 shes reading vladimir tod which i adore lol) make her get it! cuz im about to lose my mind hahahaha XD
omg i read all ur series and they r awesome!!! and im also reading the alex rider series, and thtd b so cool it alex and vlad like met but they litteraly come from 2 diff worlds…
Ok so I finished twelfth grade kilss and it was so friggen awesome. But anyway thats beyond the point. I have had a couple people say I look like vlad which I do not believe I do. So I shall include a shortcut for you minions to find me and to prove to the people in suicide slum illinoise that I am in fact not similar looking to vlad. Plus if you read this heather you of all people will be able to prove i do not look like him. http:// http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000787666092&ref=search anyway 3/3/3 only half evil
I at school right noww and suckssssss ahhh good thing I have a four day weekend!!!!
hi peeps,today my bff is coming over and where going to watch vampire diaries tonite.is anybody else going to watch vampire diaries tonite?if so comment on here so i can see how many people like the show.cause i love it alot.damon is my favorite person on there well g2g ttyl vladimir vampire drudge
i almost forgot did anybody watch the little vampire on disney channel last nite?cause i did and i love it alot.well g2g ttyl vlad vampire drudge for life
I am REALLY upset.
I can’t read ‘Twelth Grade Kills’ until Christmas!
sniff…sniff. I EMEDIATLY ned to tell my librarians that the million minions in DeMotte, Indiana obsessively NEED to read the last Vlad book!!! Once, I had to wait 1 year and a half to get 1 book that I had wanted!!!
Donk-a-shonk for reading, Auntie Heather!
Is the The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod series really, For real finished?
The ending of Twelfth Grade Bleeds seemed kinda cliffhanger-ish…
I really hope it’s not the forreal end..
The book was Great, I loved it.
Any1 with blackberry messanger I just made a vld tod group, I’m still trying to find out how to put up that barcode, but any1 who knows of any other groups for Vlad Tod, or if there’s an official one, can you post the barcode on here. Plz note it must be blackberry messanger. Thnx.
(-\-) my Mark(I think)
Hows about you writee a new blog now??
World domination will be ours!
Hey Auntie Heather!
I’m really upset. I totally love your vladimir tod series but my parents won’t let me get anymore books so I’m on what I call a book diet. I am dying to read twelfth grade kills but I have to wait to read twelfth after 155 people. I can’t wait that long! Help! I don’t like having to wait for books.
N
Hey Auntie Heather!
I’m really upset. I totally love your vladimir tod series but my parents won’t let me get anymore books so I’m on what I call a book diet. I am dying to read twelfth grade kills but I have to wait to read twelfth after 155 people. I can’t wait that long! Help! I don’t like having to wait for books.
N
i am not aloud to read 12th grade kills at all.my mom won’t let me.how mean is that.well g2g ttyl vladimir vampire drudge for life
p.s. you guys are lucky you you get to read the books i can’t at all well bye 
AUNTIE HEATHER. YOU MUST BLOG SOON! I AM SUFFERING FROM AUNTIE HEATHER’S BLOGGING WITHDRAWAL. AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should so totally do a blog on Halloween. I’m dressing as Vlad!
Zac Hobbs, the link is broken. I couldn’t see anything.
When you achieve world domination, I’ll be your most loyal minion, standing at your side even in times of crisis.
Seriously. I’m not joking.
first uv all…. im kinda sorry about my last comment and email. i was kinda hyped up on chocolate and soda. with me and sugar, anything could happen.
but i wanna say that ur mah fav author! vlad is so much more human than the scary and creepy edwierdo from twilight 
ugh. i shudder at edwierdos wierdo-ness. hahahaha! but yea i love love love you as a person you like completely understand teens!!!!! o and cood u giveth me and the other minions more details on ur apperences? i live in dallas texas and i NEEEEEED to see u in austin 
so yah byee!
haha and imma be britney spears for halloween! its gonna be funn! imma wear a bald cap and act drunk
Heyy everyone I’m going to be a pirate for halloween the costume is soo awesome it was 100 bucks from Halloween usa when I lose 15 pounds i’ll giv yall the link too see mee in it! I gettss reall serous when it comes to my favorite Holiday of the yearrr
so I heard my link is broken so here it is againhttp://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000787666092&ref=search
Today is a newww dayy meanning where the F@#$ is a new bloggg??? I want some info one Auntie’s new books like the slayer journals and if its possible it CoVT will ever be a movie???? GRRRRRRRRRRRR
IM SORRY AUNTIE HEATHER, BUT I JUST LOVE DORIAN EVEN THOUGH HE IS DEAD!!! THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COMMENT ON DORIAN!!!
dorian didn’t seem so bad. he seemed like a good looking, tslented, curious guy. it was a pity he had to die that way/ want to suck vlad’s blood.
Well, I will not lie I like Dorian he was very strange like mee. I could relate to him in many ways being a loner and all. Haha and it was a shame to see him go. But I am not mad at Joss for killing him, that wasnt his intetion so I can’t blame him. I do wish I could of seen more of Dorian in TGK but alas he was killed.
we only have 15 more days untill halloween cna’t wait.my favorite charcter from the books are the one and only vladimir tod because from the first time i read your books vlad feels so real to me it’s so hard to tell you guys and girls.vlad is so real to me and i love it alot.well g2g ttyl vladimir vampire drudge
we only have 15 more days untill halloween can’t wait.my favorite charcter from the books are the one and only vladimir tod because from the first time i read your books vlad feels so real to me it’s so hard to tell you guys and girls.vlad is so real to me and i love it alot.well g2g ttyl vladimir vampire drudge
Auntie!! I saw you today!! I forced my sister to drive me!! I was last in line. I put on the post it “your veins are filled with awesomeness.” and you called that epic!! Lol I love how I post what you said even though you were there
! So if you decide to make the book series into a movie, please email me at awsomegirl46@yahoo.com for audition info! (sorry if this comment keeps showing up, but my phone keeps showing that it won’t post.)
email me for audition info as well I dunno if I can act but im willing to give it a try
so email me at rockstarwannabe@rocketmail.com