Okay, so Auntie is a few days late on this one, but I have what I like to call a Suitable Excuse. See, I was finishing up a little project I like to call BLOODBOUND, and I just turned it in to my editor. Go ahead, applaud. I’ll wait.
I’m totally geeked out about this book, and the fact that I finished and turned in two books within the same two weeks blows my mind (the other book is BEGINNING, the first of THE SLAYER CHRONICLES). It turns out, in 2010, I wrote THREE books (BLOODBOUND, BEGINNING, and TWELFTH GRADE KILLS)! That’s insane! But in a happy, trapped in my black straight jacket, being spoonfed AB Negative kinda way.
And now, I’m trying to get organized for all of the projects I have lined up for 2011. One way I’m doing this is outsourcing. And the coolest thing I’ve done recently is to hire a personal assistant! Her name is Kate Tilton and you can totally stalk her on Twitter by following @Froze8. Kate will be handling my email (though I’ll still see all the fangtastic fan mail you guys send in – Kate will be making certain that those that warrant replies get them in a timely manner) and stepping in to help out on the forums. Kate is AMAZING and I ADORE her. Plus, it’s unbelievably cool to have hired a Minion. I know she’ll do a great job!
Speaking of 2011…many people have asked me what my new years resolutions are. But the thing is…I never make resolutions. I get so tired of watching people create goals and then give up on them before the ball has even dropped that I just don’t participate. True change doesn’t require January 1st as a jump-off date. That being said, I have been doing what I can to bring about positive change in my life lately. Doing a lot of charitable donations, removing negative people from my life, spending more quality time with family…y’know, the good stuff. Oh! And world domination with my Minions. Can’t forget that.
Anyway, I hope that this will be our best year yet, Minion Horde! May your blood bags always be full. Maybe your life be free of Eddie Poe encounters. And may all your spooky, sharp teeth fluffy bunnies of doom nightmares come true!
Okay…maybe not that last one.
Tags: BLOODBOUND, Bunny Nightmares, News


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A KILLJOYS 4EVAR
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A KILLJOY 4EVAR
I love the Vladimir Tod Series PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I beg of you write more!!! I love him the story everything! I have to admit I thought Snow died but when Vlad kissed her I found out that the vampire diffusion worked!! I was so Happy!!!
hmmmmm i just woke up its only like 8 here
i have to do my chores but i dont wanna. so i sit on my psp posting on this blog.
Alice: i will post a chapter a week. i wud also like feedback from all u minions so ik if i am any good at writing. thanks so much alice!!!
Sprat:
Your welcome young Patawon.(Bows head like Obe-won Canobe)
Bite me later!
“All of Time and Space,follow me.” 11th Doctor
its obi-wan kenobi. srry huge star wars nerd
its also padawan
Sprat:
Yea,thanks.I needed to know that or my Bro would kill me for not knowing how to spell those words.
Bite me later!
“All of Time and Space,follow me.” 11th Doctor
Hahaha your welcome.I will probably start the story later today. I just watched the first episode of the cape. it was good.
I can’t remember,where’s The Cape from?
Bite me later!
“All of Time and Space,follow me.” 11th Doctor
its on nbc mondays at 9 eastern time
Arghhhh… cant wait til the new books come out.
And lol, about new years resolutions, thats the same way I feel about them
Love reading your books, and your writing is perfect, your an author I look up to to help me want to continue on with my writing
Yaya! I can’t wait for the new books! I love you VLAD! I love you too Heather!xD
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Hellooooooo,Minion Horde!(Like westling anouncer)I’ve just been informed a tale in The Crypt has been made caaaaalled Warriors:SkyClan of Old!!!!!!!
Bite me later!
“All of Time and Space,follow me.” 11th Doctor
hello?! is anyone here? im bored. sprat u r lucky. i cant find any bvb stuff. i cant even find an album. i wnt one….AAAHHHHH!!!! I JUST….DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!!! WOW!
auntie heather i know you said no more vlad but plz just ine more vlad is what got me to start wrighting so plz just as a favor to all of us plz. all of you that agree post a comment.
sorry i mean writing
OMV!!!wow!! did u see tht?! nothing happened. u know why? because there arent any minions on here tonight!!!!aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
@quentin
One of the greatest things an author can do is leave the readers wanting more and heather has done that. Sure I would love for another vlad book but all these minions begging for another installment is getting annoying and is probably spamming up heathers emails and she has to concentrate on the new books she is writing so please respect her descision in ending the vlad series like it is
@Zac Hobbs
thank you. i absolutly agree.
ENOUGH OF THE BEGGING!!!!!
I know!One more begger and I think i’m goin’to break the next wi-fi enabled thing I see!(I just pray to God it’s not my Nintindo DSi,it’s black!!!!)
Bite me later!
“All of Time and Space,follow me.” 11th Doctor
well the thing is that she is continuing the story just through a different series. listening to paramore!
just started writing the story. if i write like all day i may finish the first chapter then i can type it and post it
is anyone here?! cant wait for it sprat! i love reading random peoples stories. unless its my friends stories. then i get kinda competative. hehehehehehehe…..AH!
Hahaha. Well I have writers block right now so idk what towrite now
You cant beg an author to write more of a series, if they see a series as being done then it is.. its better they stop where they wish to, instead of making a book out of force, and it ends up being a fail
i HATE writers block. i used to hav it ALL the time last year. now i barley hav it. i guess my writer side finally came out of its “shell”
um….guys…i curse myself for saying this and even thinking this but…um…is gerard way..gay?
NOOOO!!! HE HAS A WIFE LYN-Z FROM THE BAND MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE AND A BABY GIRL BANDIT LEE WAY! HOW CAN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! MUST I HATE YOU FOREVER?!
NO PLEASE DONT HATE ME FOREVER!!!!! I DIDNT THINK HE WAS BUT I SAW THIS YOUTUBE VID OF A BUNCH OF PICS OF HIM WITH THIS DUDE AND IT SAID “THE LOVE THEY SHARE” AND I DIDNT KNOW IF IT MEANT BRO LOVE OR…LOVE LOVE.
I love the chronicles of Vladimir Tod! i feel like im in the book bcuz my name is Snow! i wanna be a vampire! why cant vald be real
SnowJean:
Even if he was real,he most likely wouldn’t turn you unless he loved you and you were diying.So…yea.I wish he was real too.
Bite me later!
“All of Time and Space,follow me.” 11th Doctor
>:(
how could you think that…?
So you know who it was? Did it say?
i didnt really beileve it the thought just popped into my mind and i wanted to make sure so i came to here where i knew i wood be answered by the master. i forget who made the vid. all it said wuz the name of his/her utube page.
can someone cum tlk to me in the forum?
vampire comverse read this article.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060623190524AAOb10A
oh. well now stuff makes sense. thkns. do u hav an account on the forum? can u go on there so we can tlk?
Chapter One
“Alice! Alice!” my mother screams as the scientists take me away. I do not scream. You may find this strange, but I am not worried. I have known that this would happen for a long time. I am a strange girl you see. I have these dreams. Everyone has dreams so why would they choose me? Well my dreams are different; they are so much more realistic. Now how did the scientists find out about me? I told my mother about these dreams and like any good parent she was worried. So she took me to see a shrink. I told him about my dreams like I was asked to. While I was talking he took notes and asked more questions. As soon as I walked out of his office I heard him pick up the phone. That got my attention. I stood there at his door for a few seconds listening. Then I heard him say “I have found her,” that was more than I had wanted to hear.
I had kept having the same dream over and over again. I have had this dream for as long as I can remember, but it has changed… it has gotten worse. Now it is so much more vivid. Also in the past few nights it had gotten longer and scarier. My mom had come into my room a couple of nights to see if I was okay because I was screaming. She kept on asking me if the dream had changed because I had never started screaming before. I just told her no because I was not going back to that shrink. I’m not sure what scared me more; him or the dreams. I decided him because he is real and the dreams aren’t.
As the dreams got worse I started to wake up screaming more. I was always drenched in sweat. My mom stopped coming in to make sure I was okay after a while because I had done this so much. That was the second mistake she made. The first one was sending me to see that shrink. The second was not checking on me. She should have always done that. Maybe everything wasn’t always all right when I was screaming. I was never worried though. I knew something would happen soon… something bad. The voices in my dreams said it would happen. I had learned to trust the voice because so far it has not been wrong.
I do not know if this would have gone any better if my dad had been here. He hasn’t been around for a long time. My mother always seemed to be fine without him here but I knew that she wasn’t. I could just see it in her eyes. Especially when I was being a pain. She dealt with it though but after that I always felt guilty because it was just here and no one else was here to take care of me. She had done it by herself for most of my life. When I was younger I hadn’t really felt bad because I didn’t know any better, but now that I know how things work I feel bad. I have never asked what happened to my dad. I had always just assumed that he and my mother had divorced. How wrong I had been. Now that the scientists had taken me I knew that they had indeed divorced but not until after he had died.
Well after the scientists had sedated my mom and loaded me into their van was the truth revealed. The scientists told me that my dad had died when I was very, very young so that is why I had no memory of him. But they also told me that he was waiting for me. I was so very confused at that point. How on earth could my dad have died and be waiting for me at the same time? Well they saw the confusion on my face and explained that too. My dad had died when I was a mere 3 months old; he was a scientist who worked with these people that had just kidnapped me. They had killed him, but he had told them too. He was there guinea pig in a sense. After he had died; as in after his heart and brain and every other organ had shut down they transferred his brain into another body. The body was one they had gone and dug up at the graveyard. So it was worthless to them, but not to the family.
They had to wait and wait to see if the procedure would work. The body with my father’s brain was hooked up to a bunch of machines for many days. Then finally there was a heart beat. The scientists had celebrated but not for more than a few minutes because there was much work to be done. They had to get all the other organs working. It didn’t take long to do that. They had just had to get the blood flowing throughout the body. Once that was done and the man was stable they took him into therapy. They had to re-teach him to walk and talk and do everything a normal human would have to do.
This is what i have so far i hope you all like it
i dont have a forum accout but i have a youtube.
@Sprat:
OMG! Your story is really good so far. Keep working on it and post again when you have more.
@sprat:
yea tht iz good. I WNT MORE!!!!
@ killjoy:” lethal laser:
wht is the name of your youtube page?
lol, Gerard is not gay
gerard way was hot b4 he cut his hair and died it blond. srry just saying. thanks everyone who likes my story!!!
I read it, very cool, whats it about
@ Sprat
it was good! you know Gerard Way has red hair now?
@vampire converse
KilljoyLethalLaser
(i think i just got it i dont remember)
yeah i was right it is KilljoyLethalLaser
thats my username i dont know mhow to work youtube…i just nkow how to seach videos and watch them.