Greetings, Minion Horde! Now, as you all know (or should know), Auntie Heather is plotting to take over the world (with the assistance of my Minions, of course). And I’m pleased to say that we are making some amazing progress so far.
To date, here are the countries that we have taken over with our powers of awesomeness:
United States
United Kingdom
Australia
Germany
France
Italy
Not too shabby, Minions! If you’re from any of the listed countries, please watch the shelves for Vlad, and feel free to bug booksellers and librarians about when the books will be headed your way.
And now you crazy Minions have ID cards!!! Go check ‘em out. Print them, laminate them, bring them to events so I can sign them. They are yours, Minions – so show the world you’re a Minion!
More reasons to celebrate: the first book of The Slayer Chronicles is going to copy edits! For all intensive purposes, this means that the book is finished, apart from a few minor tweaks. The other day I saw the cover and it is GORGEOUS. It’s kick-butt enough for you guys, and swoon-worthy enough for your girls (or vice-versa: Auntie doesn’t judge). A cover reveal and a title reveal will be coming soon!
Also, a word on the plush Auntie Heather winner. I’m not telling them that they won. I’m merely whisking her off in her tiny coffin to surprise the winner. Today. But I was very impressed by all of your entries.
And…I’m kinda in the mood for a……
SPONTANEOUS MINI-CONTEST!!!
Comment to enter (doesn’t matter how much you comment – you’re only entered once). Winner gets something awesome. Suggestions?
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OOOH!!! i wanna rule the world
Congrats on ruling the world, Auntie, I knew you could do it!!
Haha, I love that picture! Made me laugh so hard
That’s cool; we can make our own minion ID!
Cool
Auntie Heather and her Minions ruling the world? Wouldnt that be Fan-Fucking-Tastic?! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D
congrats Auntie Heather!!! Have fun ruling the world!!! I wanna be like you when im all growd upz!
hey Auntie i just got mt id AWSOME
Wait I.D cards? where do i get!?!
Omg i love all of ur books ur the most amazing athor ever
I’m moveing to Brazil and I will bring Vlad with me!
I love the ID cards!
letz rule the world!!!!! i will follow you all the way overlord!!!!!mwahahahahahaha
where i get I.D. card?
nom nom nom. :’D it’s soo pretty and laminated!
nom nom nom. L
ooh love me some swoon!!!!
WOOOO AUSTRALIA!!!
how many people can you be a minion to? I wanna card, but I’m helping “Dark-overlord-of-all-things-awesome” to take over the world already.
Awesome Auntie Heather! Congrats on the world domination. (But the link won’t work for me
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ohhhh hooray domination!
Congratulations on conquering the world!!!! WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!;) XD
hey auntie uhm i so want a minion id card….so cool but the sight isnt working for me could u do a new one i want one so bad
thanks
Auntie Heather if i could choose between breathing or saying how awesome you are i would use my last breath to say auntie heather your awesome! i hope i win so i can hang with you if thats the prize becuz your the bestest person i’ve ever known!! GO MINIONS!!! AUNTIE HEATHER RULEZ THE WORLD!!!
The FIRST copy of The Slayer Chronicles: First Kill… That Would OFF the hoooooooooooook justt consider the thought. and yes ima a hippo in diguished as a teenager don’t ask why im just iz
Where do I get an I.D card???? The bulldog eats super penut butter
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Congrates on ruling the world!
Hi Heather, Congrats and LUUV your Vlad books. Cant wait 4 the slayer books
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