Greetings, Minion Horde! Now, as you all know (or should know), Auntie Heather is plotting to take over the world (with the assistance of my Minions, of course). And I’m pleased to say that we are making some amazing progress so far.
To date, here are the countries that we have taken over with our powers of awesomeness:
United States
United Kingdom
Australia
Germany
France
Italy
Not too shabby, Minions! If you’re from any of the listed countries, please watch the shelves for Vlad, and feel free to bug booksellers and librarians about when the books will be headed your way.
And now you crazy Minions have ID cards!!! Go check ‘em out. Print them, laminate them, bring them to events so I can sign them. They are yours, Minions – so show the world you’re a Minion!
More reasons to celebrate: the first book of The Slayer Chronicles is going to copy edits! For all intensive purposes, this means that the book is finished, apart from a few minor tweaks. The other day I saw the cover and it is GORGEOUS. It’s kick-butt enough for you guys, and swoon-worthy enough for your girls (or vice-versa: Auntie doesn’t judge). A cover reveal and a title reveal will be coming soon!
Also, a word on the plush Auntie Heather winner. I’m not telling them that they won. I’m merely whisking her off in her tiny coffin to surprise the winner. Today. But I was very impressed by all of your entries.
And…I’m kinda in the mood for a……
SPONTANEOUS MINI-CONTEST!!!
Comment to enter (doesn’t matter how much you comment – you’re only entered once). Winner gets something awesome. Suggestions?
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Hey Auntie Heather can I be a SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME MINION LEADER When you take over the world!?!
super conteeestttt!!!!!! cant
love ya auntie heather!!!
I don’t want to take over the world, I want to make it suck ass less. There will be jazz rock swing and even the stupid music about sex I here and get but no one else seems to… Your influence has a sick and twisted pwer on me, Aunt. By the way, you’d be the last aunt I have now, all mine just died. About last thursday. I will look to your philosophy now.
I love u aunti heather
Helloo Auntie Heather I am Vladimir,Joss,Henrylover but I dont feel like saying my namee haha yaaa I dont have to go too school today becuase I have a doc appoinment and GUEESSS WHAT!!! My B-day’s on Monday I’ll be 16 and My partys tommerow I cant wait to get all of my gifts!!!!!!! haha
ILY auntie and want to help in your quest for a VT world tell all my friends about your books and we r now all adicted
xoxo,
Raven
OH geez. World domination sure is fun. Sadly my country is not up there. Canada!!! No we don’t have igloos or sled dogs. But we do have some minions. I have forced my friends to read the first book of the series and they like it so they went on to read the rest.
Super contest!? I’m so in :] Love you Auntie Heather!!
I need to make my room a different color….and my mom wont let me get rid of my bed sheets which are flowers blehhhhhhhchhhhhh! If only they were black backgrounds and blood red flower…*sighs wistfully* OH AND ONE MORE THING I WANT TO BE IN THE CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE WILL DOMINATE WITH LAMINATED MINION ID CARDS, NEW BOOKS, AND OTHER AWESOME THINGSAMAJIGGERSSHMABOBDODADIDDLYDOMICLOBBERDOODLESICLETITTLEERFINAGINCALMATRITICMISGIBBERPOOHSTALAAJZAHAMATOOT THINGS
I think the winner should get to read a chapter of your new book :]
The Ultimate Goal of Lady Chris: Expose the entire world to the awesomeness that includes vampires and mythical creatures (or are they?). The next revolution is coming…
hey auntie heather, i want to see what the mini contest is :
and i cant wait till i can see you in person one day :3 you r my role model :’3
THE WINNER SHOULD GET 1)A SPECIAL VLAD T-SHIRT
2) THE BOXED SERIES SET
3) A SPECIAL VISIT TO THERE SCHOOL OR BOOKSTORE IN THERE CITY
4) ALL 5 BOOKS AUTOGRAPHED FOR FREE(sent in the mail)
^those above are options that auntie heather ^
could consider because she obviously cant give all of those things lol
the winner shuld get to be an immortal, blood sucking awesome creature of the night (A.K.A. A VAMPIRE)
i think the winner should get to spend a day with you. if not the first signed copy of The Slayer Chronicles. and a shopping spree to their favorite book store. got to love having options!
i just want to say that auntie Heather is one of my favorit aunties [sorry auntie Lori] but I speak the truth and iam dieing to see the first cover of the slayer chronicles.
your minion,Hayle
I cant wait tell she tells us the winners of the super contest
Hey Auntie Heather! I just wanted to say that you are soooo awesome! I hope that I win your mini contest!
Hey Auntie, cool that we’re taking over Italy as well that must be hard since their language is so hard to learn, any ways I wanted to ask if u got my email so u could send me that book “5 Flavors of Dumb”. Not trying to patronize u or anything I was just wandering cuz i haven’t gotten it in the mail.
Minion ID cards thats cool can’t wait for your next book Auntie
Hey Auntie Heather (aka master) WE WILL RULE THE WORLD AND YOU ARE MUCK COOLER THAN A… RAT!!!
hoanfoenfaoinf
HAY! YOu should send the mini contest winner a letter or somethin! Or……..A VLAD TOD PLUSHIE!!!!!!!
@ amy
ikr! thts wht i said about the vlad tod plushie….i would so love tht…it be adorable!
hi
i LOVE your books 
they are the best!!! cant wait for the slayers chronicles 
omg you are my idol. i remember i met u last year at the LA festival of books, i was the dorky chick who had never read any of the books. my favorite thing about your books is how teens can relate to being different. i think im writing too much, lolz, but its the best thing i do. im also a writer, but im in highschool, and have a fear of critism… hopefully i’ll gt over that phobia, because everyone says im a good writer.
anyways i dont have to hope u acheive world domination, because u most definately will!!!
@i
i failed at the name…
woahhhhh!!!!!!!!! cant mourn over lifes evilness…..u got to see the bright side….even if it seems ipposible
Heres what I think the winner of this contest should get:
-A free copy of the first slayer chronicle book before the rest of the world
-auntie should have a snow (or spring) ball close to the place that the winner chooses
Haha! I bought the rest of the series and have read the first three! Thank God for bookstores
I think the winner should get something awesome, I’m just saying…
U r just to awesome Auntie Heather I will gladly rake on the role of Pinky and help you take over this nice little world
Goona get me once of them fancy minion cards
wheres the fastforward button when you need it???
MUST ENTER
Cant wait 2 see the cover (it’s probably like the Vlad’s, but with Joss XD)
Dearest Aunt Heather,
I absolutely love you. Your books aren’t all mushy and girly like other books, and for that I love you for that. Super contest? i’m in.
yes!!!! ID cards!!!!!!
DDDD
YA! *does mini contest dance*
Don’t forget Canada!
This is Spontaniously awesome!
I just love it and I love vlad tod so much that i draw his mark on my wrist every morning when i wake up. (:
please come back to omaha, nebraska that was so awesome please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, just wanted to mention that I LOVE the new cover. Totally awesome. Lives up to all our expectations and exceeds them. Also, would you like to wish me luck for school? (yes im random just felt like this). that is all.
I have to admit that I haven’t read any of the books and I accidentally stumbled upon this site but after browsing it, I am now a subscriber and I must find the first book in the series to read!
AUNTIE HEATHER APPEARS IN MY DREAMS…
CAN THE PRIZE BE AN MCR DESERT SPIDER SHIRT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Don’t forget that you’ve also taken over Canada! (We have your awesome books here.)
World Domination ftw. ♥
MAC N CHEESE FOR EVERYONE.
I <3 orphans
I can’t wait for the Slayer Chronicles!!!