Minions! ASSEMBLE!!!

It’s funny, the things that people never really tell you about being an author, and the things you hear, but don’t really think about. Like how travel and deadlines and day to day stuff will take up all of your blogging time. You think “I’ll blog tomorrow!”, only tomorrow takes a month to come. And before you know it, your Minions are wondering if they should form a search party. But no worries, my Minions! Your Auntie Heather is alive and well. Alive and…well…

I’ve been busy! Not only did I turn in two books (the first draft of THE SLAYER CHRONICLES #2 (title to be announced later) & the second draft of BLOODBOUND), but I was also traveling. I went on an amazing Disney Cruise to the Bahamas with my family, I was in Omaha, Nebraska, spreading the word about why bullying sucks, and then I was at San Diego Comic Con, handing out advanced copies of FIRST KILL.


A brief detour so I can SQUEE about SDCC. In short, I met tons of awesome Minions (which was the absolute best part of SDCC), spoke with Jhonen Vasquez (of JTHM fame) again, met Nick, Zak & Aaron of Ghost Adventures fame, and nearly ran into Gerard Way…AGAIN. Plus, I went to the Lucasfilms party and Stan Lee himself brushed right by me…and Christopher Moore stopped by to say hi to me at the Mysterious Galaxy booth! My geeky little heart was very pleased. I can’t wait to go back! Neither can Gargy. He dressed up like a Jedi the whole time….which made him very popular at the Lucasfilms party.

So I’ve been busy. With books. With travel. With life. Oooooh, and I should know where I’ll be touring this fall very soon! Actually, I kinda already know. I just can’t tell you yet. The moment I can, I’ll post it on my Appearances page. And we can be busy together!

You know I’m never too busy to think about my Minions. And I have something FANGtastic for you all!

How would you like to be one of my Master Minions???

That’s right! So many of you have mentioned rank in the Minion Horde. Well, here’s your chance.

On August 2nd (running through August 9th), which is TODAY, I’m launching Heather Brewer’s Master Minion campaign!!!

As it says on VladTod.com
Sign up to be one of Heather Brewer’s Master Minions!
Get exclusive access and early sneak peaks plus a Minion Kit to help you talk up
The Slayer Chronicles to your friends!
Visit VladTod.com for official rules and how to join.

Spread the word and sign up FAST, because this isn’t going to last and the free stuff you’ll get is AMAZING! I’m so geeked. What do you guys think??



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230 Responses to “Minions! ASSEMBLE!!!”

  1. Michael porter says:

    What’s in the kit? I’m still waiting for mine :|

  2. vladlovr says:

    uhh a shirt a tote bag some book marks a little thing that has questins about the books and tatooes

  3. ilovetokiohotel &billkaulitz says:

    @bfmv hey do u like the series called the clique? and did u know there a movie under the same name?which i own and im going to go watch right now.so ttyl bye.:)

  4. Super VF (vlad fan) says:

    I just wish that they gave the winners some idea of when their kit would arrive. like “allow *this many weeks/days* for delivery”. Am I right?

  5. vladlovr says:

    Well the problem with that is antie heather’s minions live all over the US soo some peoples would arrive way befor others but I do understand where you are coming from

  6. ilovetokiohotel &billkaulitz says:

    goodnite and happy nightmares to bfmv. sweet dreams everybody goodnite.:)

  7. vladlovr says:

    Happy nightmares to all

  8. Vampire converse says:

    Morning minions!!!!!
    How r we on this beatiful morning???????
    P.s. I’m in Florida and in a cheery mood

  9. esme says:

    im like so exicted, just waiting 4 my minion kit. wheres the mailman!!! im waiting impatient. i want it now. IM HOPING UP N DOWN LIKE A RABBIT!! i think my bro is afriad of me now. :mrgreen:

  10. blond blood says:

    I GOT MY MINION PACKAGE!!!!! (I live in Michigan, an hour from Detroit) It’s SO COOL!! THANK YOU AUNTIE HEATHER!!! :mrgreen: :cool: :grin:

  11. upward44 says:

    I feel like im the only one that hasnt gotten my kit yet but o well i gots one!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  12. OnceBitten says:

    what’s the shirt like? o: like whats the size and do they give a girl’s fitting or boy’s?

  13. bfmv says:

    @ilovetokiohotel
    no i havnt herd of it. have you herd of the movie, the craft? i love it but its hard to find because it is an older movie. well gtg bye. happy nightmares and thanks for the nightmares chick. :razz:

  14. ilovetokiohotel &billkaulitz says:

    @bfmv sorry no i haven’t.did u know that maximum ride book 8 comes out next august and it’s called nevermore.i so totally can’t wait for it to come out.so ttyl bye. i wont bo on here much today cause im still sick and im busy tonite too.well g2g ttyl bye :)

  15. ilovevampires says:

    i would love to be a master minion!!!!!!!

  16. ilovetokiohotel &billkaulitz says:

    @bfmv hey so what have u been up to latley? i might tomorrow at my library get vlad tod 8th grade bites and also get sisterhood of the traveling pants book 1 too.also tomorrow im going to watch my sisterhood of the traveling pants dvd 1&2 that i own.so ttyl bye.:)

  17. ilovetokiohotel &billkaulitz says:

    and also get the clique book 1 too. bye :)

  18. bfmv says:

    @ilovetokiohotel
    cool..im reading a book named burned. next im going to read one called afterlife. right now im listen to my new theme song. monster you made by pop evil. i love song. and school starts 2morro here. so i wont be on until like 4:00-5:00 some where in there

  19. V.I.T(Vamp in training) says:

    hey have not been on in forever….wer i live ther is no internet….how many people looked the website the day after the deadline and were extremely annoyed? i sure was :roll: :?:

  20. ilovetokiohotel &billkaulitz says:

    @bfmv that gotta stink big time. if u dont mind me asking where do u live?as in what country or state.i live in united states.well g2g ttyl bye p.s. that fine if u can’t be on untill 4pm or 5pm.bye :)

  21. monbon11 says:

    Well hello there! who am i you may ask? just a gal who plans world domination….wait whaaa? anyways i was reading this because i am indeed a minion. and while reading this i practically hyperventilated when reading because i love both jhonen vasquez’s and my chemical romance’s work and was like ” HOLY CRAP HER LIFE IS GOING BY MY THOUGHTS! AHHH!” jk but really what a coincidence that one of my favorite authors knows who jhonen vasquez is and likes my chemical romance! ( i hope) :D tis awesome. I will leave now! :mrgreen:

  22. monbon11 says:

    sorry for wasting your time with my ramblings that make no sense.

  23. ilovetokiohotel &billkaulitz says:

    @bfmv where do u live if u don’t mind me asking? i live in michigan,united states.well g2g ttyl bye :)

  24. bfmv says:

    @ilovetikiohotel
    i live in alabama. and your right it did suck because the schools AC is broken and i wore a tank top under my thick T shirt. it was horible! :sad: how was your day? and the next maxium ride book is called the end of muxumim ride. it is in the book angel.

  25. bfmv says:

    has any one herd the song lost by avenged sevenfold? i love that song!!!!!!! it is soooooo coolsauce! :twisted:

  26. DarkAngle says:

    bored, so here r my fav books and authors
    1.House of night series by P.C.+Kristin Cast
    2.Thirst novels by Christophez Pike
    3.Vlad Tod chronicles by Heather Brewer
    4.The Morganville Vampires by Rachel Caine
    5.Blessed by Cynthia Leitich Smith
    6.hope to be the slayer chronicles
    oh and these books make twilight look sucky and it is :cool: ;-) :twisted: :!:

  27. Adena says:

    @DarkAngel:
    You need to rethink that list. House of Night is worse than Twilight in my opinion.

  28. Adena says:

    @DarkAngle:
    You need to rethink that list. House of Night is worse than Twilight in my opinion.

  29. vladlovr says:

    @dark angel
    I love the first 4 books on your list I havnt read the next one and I agree about the slayer cronicals

  30. vampire converse says:

    i still havent gotten my master minion kit yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    minioins who live rite by me hav gotten theirs!
    and ik i gave the right adress….
    dang it….
    *sniff*
    i want my minion kit

  31. DarkAngle says:

    @vladlovr
    thanks ;-)

  32. ilovetokiohotel &billkaulitz says:

    @ohh but on james patterson website he called it nevermore and i feel really bad that the a/c broke. i doing fine.right now as in two mintues ago i was reading the michigan chillers strange spirits of st.ingance and the adventure club the haunted schoolhouse both books are by jonhathan rand and i love them to death.u should deffiently check them out.well g2g ttyl bye :)

  33. ilovetokiohotel &billkaulitz says:

    sorry my computer didn’t type your username sorry.

  34. vladlovr says:

    @ vampire convers
    where do u live??

  35. upward44 says:

    @ vampire converse its coming from new york so itll take a while. I got mine yesterday and im on the eastern border of missouri just outside of st. louis so you know about how far along it is

  36. Meagan says:

    Ah I was nervous because I didn’t get a confirmation email like some people said they got, but I got it yesterday I was so happy! @upward44 – I live in a suburb of st.louis too!

  37. Michael porter says:

    YES!!! I got my kit today! :grin: I think we shoulda gotten some minion bling with it. Like the buttons…. :|

  38. Super VF (vlad fan) says:

    @Michael Porter, you live on the west coast right? So do I. I hope i get my kit soon!

  39. Michael porter says:

    Ya I live in San Diego Cali I got it at 2:30

  40. upward44 says:

    How in the world does it go so slow over the east and then flies over to the west? that makes no sense @meagan no way!!! thats cool to kno theres other minions nearby

  41. AdamJaylin2011 says:

    are the minion kits coming via mail or like UPS/FEDEX

  42. vladlovr says:

    I got mine by ups soo I have no clue they are kinda a bit to big to fit in a mail box though

  43. vampira says:

    hey, my first time on your website!

    wahhh… I think i’m a bit late… but thats ok cuz maybei can convince my mom to let me see you in your next tour… plus i’m bookmarking this page! ^^

    life is hard.

  44. sadvlad says:

    :sad: I live in Cananda and cannot apply to be a master minion. I love this site, and I love Vlad Tod, but this sucks. :sad: :sad: :sad:

  45. ilovetokiohotel &billkaulitz says:

    going to go watch one of my favorite dvds and it’s called sisterhood of the traveling pants 1&2.so ttyl bye.p.s. i might get to go to my library and get the first book of the sisterhood of the traveling pants book some time this week or next week can’t wait.well g2g ttyl bye.p.s.s. hi bfmv and how are u tonite? :)

  46. Pandamana says:

    I live in Sacramento, CA and I got mine at four o’ clock today. I wasn’t expecting it because I didn’t get a confirmation email like some people said they got. I really wish there was a keychain or something.

  47. ilovetokiohotel &billkaulitz says:

    @bfmv so what have u been up to lately? so that book ur reading is it a good book to read,as in do u like it or not? i think i have heard of it before and i will check in to it and read it maybe for myself if i like it or not.well g2g ttyl bye. p.s. have u seen any good movies lately? :)

  48. Danielle says:

    *Hits head on the wall repeatedly* I MISSED THIS DANGIT!!!! ERGGG I AM NOT WORTHY TO BE YOUR MINION AUNTIE HEATHER :( I HAVE FAILED YOU ALLL *runs to her bedroom and closes herself in there for about 3 days* :sad:

  49. bfmv says:

    @ilovetokiohotel
    yeait still isnt fixed andim at school now….. i want to go home…gtg bye and R.I.P jimmy(the rev) sullivan! :cry: its so sad….the world has stopped at turning cause a spoon full of jimmy made the world go round. ok gone now byez!

  50. bfmv says:

    sorry the space bar is broke


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