Greetings, Minions! And how are my horrifically darling members of the Horde fairing this fine, gloomy day? Your Auntie is coming down from a deep-breath-taking kinda weekend. One spent without teh internets and with lots of relaxation time, after a long year of stress and craziness. But I’m good now. And I’m getting a new kitteh tomorrow.
“WHAT?!”, you all say. “But Auntie Heather! You just GOT a new kitteh, not that long ago. Remember Fang???”
Of course I remember him! He lies on my desk while I write, and I love him more and more every day! Which is precisely why I’m getting another. See, Amenti largely ignores Fang during the day, when taking her 12 hour nap. So he gets lonely. Thus, the new kitteh. His name is Loki. And I am a happy kitteh momma. Pics to come!
In other news, BLOODBOUND is totally finished and on its way to the copyeditor! It’s also huge, clocking it at 93,000 words…which is about 21,000 more words than TWELFTH GRADE KILLS had. But it’s a fantasy, and fantasies tend to be long anyway. Plus, I had to make room for all the monsters and blood and gore and swords and kick-buttedness.
The second SLAYER CHRONICLES book is currently experiencing its first round of edits. Truth be told, I already know the title…but it’s a SURPRISE!
And we’re just over a month away from the debut of FIRST KILL. I’m sooooo excited! But I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous. I worry that no one will buy it, for a variety of reasons. Maybe they won’t want to read about Joss. Maybe they won’t know I have a new series coming out. Maybe…a million other things. That voice of doubt keeps creeping in, no matter how many times I squash it. Sometimes it gets so loud that it keeps me up at night. I call it “Fuddy”. And when I get really sick of hearing it, I literally say out loud, “Shut up, Fuddy.”
Why am I telling you this, Minions? Because even the most awesome of us experience self-doubt, and I want you to know that your Auntie goes through it too. Because, the truth is, sometimes I get really scared about the future, but it helps me to know that I’m not alone. That all of you sometimes get scared too. And together, if we all shout loud enough, maybe we can shut Fuddy up for a good, long time.
If you haven’t checked my Appearances page recently, you might want to, as I’ve added my upcoming tour dates. Also, watch for some changes coming soon to the website and forum. (Note: by “soon”, I mean “eventually” or “when I find the time”) Plus, very soon, I’ll have a big contest to announce! But for now, I think a mini-contest is way overdue, don’t you? So…comment to enter. You can say anything you like (but let’s keep it positive, k?), but no matter how much you comment, you’ll only be entered once. Winner gets an ARC of FIRST KILL. I’ll pick a winner in a few days!
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@Lady caw caw I’m a Christian too and I have to many bands that I like but to name a few they are kutless, tokio hotel and mission six that my top 3 bands. So do u like the show called veggie tales there a kids Christian show and i love it alot. Well g2g ttyl bye:)
@ilovetokiohotel
Ilove veggie tales! Its myfav show wen i was a little kidd!
Kutless is a good band..do u like similar bands such as disturbed and 10 years? I went to a 10 years concert, it was amazing….
@lady caw caw i sorry i never heard of them.so what ur favorite holiday? mine are christmas and halloween and come to think of it all of them are my favorite.well g2g ttyl bye
p.s. do u like the show called wizard of waverly place? i love this show alot.bye
@ lady caw caw do u still like tinkerbell? cause i love tinkerbell to death.guess what im going to watch.u guess it tinkerbell and the lost treasure on dvd today and im going to play on pixiehollows.com too.well g2g ttyl bye
p.s. hopefully me and my friend are going to watch tinkerbell and the great fairy rescue this weekend hopefully.byeezzzzz 
@ilovetokiohotel
Yeah tink is still prteey kool…i dont have anytime for it thought thats y i kinda gave it up……i do not like wzards of waverly place -dont ask y-
Hmmmmm i dont really have a fav holiday….Christmas? I guess…..i wanna learn the pagan holiday name it waz christmas; before the catholics turned it into xmas…
@lady caw caw i wont ask.goodnite ttyl bye
@ilovetokiohotel
Who is bill kaulitz?
Bbs bye
@lady caw caw he is my all time favorite singer and his band is called tokio hotel.u should look them up.i love bill kaulitz and he has a identical twin brother who is 10 mintues older than him and his name is tom kaulitz.tom plays lead guitar.then there gustav who is the drummer and georg who is the bass player.i love tokio hotel for about going on 4 yrs now.well i hope that help and there not a christian band but i still love them to death.byeez:)
@LadyCawCaw the pagan holiday was Yuletide, it was to celebrate the solstice and the coming winter days.
@Applejax
THX! Wow…….somebody who knows about the time before europe was catholized…..it is my favorite time period to learn besides the 1870-1920 s…..ur uber kool same w u ilovetokiohotel
uummmm so i leave a comments to enter???? well she just picks someone for the contest???
whatever
what am i supposed to say?
hi my name is rayven and i really want that book but i cant buy it unless i read my other books
ummm
auntie heather is awesome and i really want that book
wait she already picked the winner???????????????
come on i think she picked that lady caw caw
but i thought this wasnt over yet
but…..
can someone tell me if this is over yet?!?
beep boop beep boop bored as ever beep boop beep boop
who is lady caw caw?
@rayven
Lol. Hello. I am Lady Cawcaw. If u must know, im Jewish. I have won the book along with vampire converse…..she is holding a different contest in the newest blog…..i e
@lady caw caw hey i wrote u and u didn’t talk to me lol.so how have u been?right now im going to watch transformer and tomorrow im going to call my library and have them put me on resevre list for the movie facing the giants.i love this movie to death.well g2g ttyl bye
p.s. do u like facing the giants movie.bye 
@ilovetokiohotel
Sry i havent bn responding i havent bn on much and iv had little to say!lol
@elockest okay.did u change ur username.well g2g ttyl bye
Dearest Auntie,
I Would ABSOLUTLY LOVE An ARC Of FIRST KILL(!!!) Beacuse My Freind B-Day Is Coming Up And I Turned Her Into A Minion, So I Feel Its My Responisiblity To Keep Her Minion(ness???) Going (=
(By The Way, My Friends Birthday Is Really Coming Up ‘Im Not Just Saying This’ … Promise) Thank You
@ilovetokiohotel
Hey sorry elockest is one of my friends who uses my account….he read off one of ur comments to me and i told him to respond…..he forgot to swich his name to mine….
He doesnt have access to a computer so hell use mine…..im sorry…im gonna go check if he responded to my responses as him…
Im sorry it wont happen again……..bbs bye….:-)
I am seriously sorry for not gettin on lately…….ive bn busy….
@lady caw caw is fine.so how have u been lately?hey what ur favorite colors? mine are neon green and black.so hey do u like the band paramore? i love these guys alot.well g2g ttyl bye
@ilovetokiohotel
I really dont dislike any colours but my fav r blue black neon pink and light blue…..I LOVE PARAMORE!!!!! I love all of their music brick by boring brick, ignorance, decode, fences, ect….u cant go wrong w paramore
Do u watch the casey anothny thing w dr phil? Its really interesting, he interviews their parents….her mom defends her
Hello. I am Lady CawCaw’s friend. It is completely and totally my fault for the misunderstanding, do forgive me…
As she says…bbs? Have a good evening………
@lady caw caw sorry but no i didn’t and me and my mom use to watch dr.phil i still do sometimes and @elockest what’s up and how are u today? hey did u guys know that my favorite band kutless is coming out with a christmas album and then next year there coming out with there 7th album.can’t wait.hey elcokest r u a boy or a girl?just wondering and if u don’t mind me asking how old are u? im 19 yrs old and im a girl too.well g2g ttyl bye
p.s.s. to the both of u guess what ur guys favorite books to read? i have a whole bunch of books that i love to read.bye 
@elcokest and yes i do forgive u.:)
@ Ilovetokiohotel
Hey elockest here. Im going to respond for Lady CC cause shes too busy to come to the computer.
Lady CawCaw: Hey sweetie…its ok that you don’t watch Dr. Phil. Hes only ok some of the time……Elockest and I read just about every book that gets recommended to us…..Didn’t I, earlier start talking about Kutless? Wateves
i recently found band that i like! Ones name is Periphery and the other is Tessalact.
The Most Awesome Elockest: I’m a boy im 14 …Lady CC and I have been best friends since basically she was born… today was just ok…i heard the popluar kids spreading rumours about me…sigh…whatever. they dont matter…..
how has ur day been?
@elockest im sorry they spreading rumor about you and that awesome that u and lady caw caw have been best friends since she been a baby and to tell u im okay is a lie and that i got the sinus stuff and im also sad today too.lady caw caw how has your life been treating u latley?well g2g ttyl bye
p.s. so if u don’t mind me asking where do u guys live?i live in michigan,united states.bye
@ilovetokiohotel
Rumours? Eh , whatever…idc….elockest might…
@lady caw caw elockest has somebody spreading rumors about him not me.so how are u today? @elockest how are u today and have u guys read first kill? i still haven’t yet but hope to anyways.well g2g ttyl bye
@ilovetokiohotel
Rumours really dont matter. I coulld care less…..
I finsished first kill the same day it came out, i dowmloaded to my nook…….elockest is reading it off my nook…. have u read it?
@lady caw caw no i haven’t read it yet and problley won’t cause my library isn’t getting it at all.well g2g ttyl bye
p.s.do u like the movies ice age and do u like the show everybody loves raymond? i love ice age movies and my favorite tv show is everybody loves raymond alot.well g2g ttyl bye 
p.s.s. tonite at 9pm im going to watch everybody loves raymond.can’t wait.
@ ilovetokiohotel
Ice age is pretty gud. I like those movies
Everybody love raymond is kinda a joke to me….i dont like it very much..but if u like it than cool!
@lady caw caw thanks and who ur favorite from ice age? mine are sid and scrat.hey do u like football? i love it and my favorite teams is michigan wolverines.well g2g ttyl bye
@lady caw caw do u like the movies the mighty ducks? cause i love these movies there are 3 mighty ducks movies and i love them to death.hey what ur favorite sport to play? mine are hockey,baseball,soccer,basketball and football.well g2g ttyl bye
p.s. i love to also watch tv and movies alot too.i count that as a sport too.lol 
now really i do count tv and movies as a sport.:) bye 
@lady caw caw guess what i just got the mighty ducks movie which is number one of the mighty ducks and tomorrow im going to watch it.i so totally can’t wait.i love the mighty ducks movies.there one of my favorite movies to watch.well g2g ttyl bye
p.s. i love hockey alot.well bye 
@lady caw caw i watch the mighty ducks and i love it as i expect to love it.hey do u like the show mickey mouse clubhouse?i love this show to death.this is where the little kid in me comes out.well g2g ttyl bye
p.s. i love mickey mouse clubhouse to death and i own about 4 dvds of mickey mouse and soon to be number 5.i can’t wait to own my 5 dvd of mickey mouse.well g2g ttyl bye 
p.s.s. please don’t laugh at me cause i like mickey mouse clubhouse.byee 
@lady caw caw sorry i thought i own 5 but it turns out i now own 6 mickey mouse clubhouse dvd.just thought i would tell u.well g2g ttyl bye
@LADY CAW CAW ONE MORE THING THAT I LOVE TO DO IS SKATEBOARD.I LOVE IT TO DEATH BUT IM NOT VERY GOOD IM STILL A NEWBEE AT IT.MY ALL TIME FAVORITE SKATEBOARDERS IS RYAN SHECKLER.I LOVE RYAN SHECKLER TO DEATH.WELL G2G TTYL BYE
@iloveto kio hotel
Please let menlaugh at u for all of thay it was humourous…
Im going to go c my volleyball team today so thats gonna b gr8…everybody looks like they r 8 years old and i look like ik 30 and this is the 13-15 age gruop
@Ilovetokiohotel
At least ur active!
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@lady caw caw guess what i watch last nite?the nhl hockey and my all time favorite team played last nite and my favorite team is detroit red wings they lost by 1 point.then chicago blackhawks won by 1 point last nite and then tonite im going to watch hockey again.i so totally can’t wait to watch it.well g2g ttyl bye
p.s. i love the movies the mighty ducks all 3 of them and i hope for christmas i get a hockey stick and a hockey puck too.i already got rollerblades so i can play in my front yard.bye
@lady caw caw guess what im going to watch tonite?NHL hockey and my favorite team is playing tonite and it’s a home game. that means detroit red wings are playing againt’s toronto in there home town which detroit is playing in there home town tonite. i going to watch it tonite at 7:30 pm tonite and it goes untill 11:00pm tonite.im so exicted about watching my favorite team play and i hope detroit red wings win too.well g2g ttyl bye
@lady caw caw guess what im watching tomorrow at 3:30pm.football and michigan state is playing againt’s ohio state.i love michigan state and michigan wolverines alot.i hope michigan state wins tomorrow.the game ends at 7pm tomorrow nite.well g2g ttyl bye
p.s. i watching right now is NHL HOCKEY detroit red wings againt’s canada.it’s goes untill 10pm tonite.i also hope that detroit red wings win.well g2g ttyl bye 
@lady caw caw hey what ur favorite animals?mine are jaguars,giraffes,dogs,cats,horses .well goodnite and ttyl bye
@ilovetokiohotel
My fav animals are cats and gazzels
Hockey and football really arent my thang….all of the ppl who tease me are fanaticts about it…its great that u like it! Football can b cool! I prefer rugby or soccer…
Do u like Tosh.0? I love that show. Daniel tosh is thee funniest stand up comedian EVER!! and do u also like Jim Gaffiyan? Hes more family orented…
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Im sorry i havent been on my life has been so hetic….ill try to be better about it
@ilovetokiohotel
Elockest has gone on vacation so thats y he hasnt bn on here l8ly…hes says hello and that he misses erebody……
@Lady CawCaw
tosh.o is super funny but what about jeff dunham?
@october
Eh jeff is just ok to me. I dont find his stuff funny….hes the I keel you! Guy rite? One of my ex bffs showed him to me…..it was just ok…..:-) but hes decent? All of my friends say that hes the “bomb” lol
