Greetings, my evil lil Horde members! Auntie Heather here, with something on my mind.
You know how it feels to share a really special connection with someone? The kind that inspires you to frolic through a field of dead flowers together, hand in hand, toward your shared goal of world domination? You know…like the way we feel about each other? I love that. Don’t you love that? Isn’t it cool that we can feel like TOTAL FREAKS when we’re around the rest of the world, but cackle with glee at our awesomeness when we’re together, Minions? What we have is different. It’s special. It’s cool. And I’ve been thinking about it a lot lately–thinking, my Minions, about you all. And how much I miss spending time with you.
This may, perhaps, coincide with my focus lately on the calendar for the rest of 2012. See, you can look at my Appearances page and see how light it looks, but behind the scenes, several things are in the works, several appearances are being arranged, and I can hardly wait to spend time with you. In short, I miss you! You guys complete me. You fill the void in my lil black heart. You get me. Like I get you. And I can’t wait to see and hug you!
So…because I love you all so much…I’m going to hold a SPONTANEOUS MINI-CONTEST!!!
Want an advanced copy of SOULBOUND? Comment here to enter. BUT…you only get one entry, despite multiple comments…you sneaky Minions, you. 
Contest ends when I blog next…and who knows how long that’ll be??
By the way, you earned $111 for TWLOHA on my last blog post! But I’m gonna even it out at $200. Great job, Minions!
Tags: Mini-Contest, Minions, SOULBOUND
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You should come to Texas. Texas is full of awesome people. Awesome MINION people.
:3
If I had Soulbound, I would read it over and over again. Cuz’ I love my Auntie Heather. :3
You should come to Ohio, Auntie. :3
Yes, OHIO OHIO OHIO! I agree with Shane!
I think you should come to North Carolina!!!!!!!
Texas is amazing my whole school would love for you to come visit us
Ooh! what about Florida? Like, around Gainesville? It would be awesome to finally meet you! >w<
Cool! You should definitely come to Texas again.
That would be really cool ^.^
Love you Auntie!
-(/|||/)
Ahh love, the potatoes of life.
You should so come to pennsylvania….i love you auntie, so much<3
Pretty please come to Los Angeles,CA!!! Dx
I loved vlab todd series, I’m reading slayer chronicles now. GREAT so far can’t wait for the next one, NEED Soulbound.
oh i would love an advanced copy of Soulbound!!! please please please! i am dieing to read it!
Auntie I remember when i was in middle school when you visited but now i’m in highschool and I want to see you again! Come to Nebraska
I can’t wait to read your next books and I really want an advanced copy of Soulbound.
MINIONS MINIONS ahhh I haven’t been here in forevs whats beeen up???
Hawaii should get a shot at your list of places to go visit
anyways cant wait for a chance to read Soulbound!
Gya~! I want one! >.< Anything by Auntie Heather belongs in my shelf of avalanching books! ha-ha!
I was high on happiness for awhile, but lately I have felt so stressed and alone and depressed and I hate it.. And I used to be suPer confident, but there’s a vOice that keeps whispering in my ear that I’m ugly. These are the times when I need the help and love of my minions…Please? I luvs u all <3
Never listen to that voice it tricks you into thinking your something that your not. listen to your heart.and always keep your head held up high
(vampire converse)
An ARC of an Auntie Heather book? All the internet tacos in the world cannot equate to my excitement!
NC would be cool (eastern part please), or even eastern VA, or DC?
You need to come back to nebraska!
we miss you!!!