Posts Tagged ‘Minions’

About that mini-contest…

Sunday, April 15th, 2012

So yeah. I’m REALLY bad at time management when I’m on deadline, Minions. Have you noticed? I know I said I’d post a winner on Friday, but then LIFE HAPPENED and here it is…Sunday. So…I’ll randomly pick two, and the winners can email me at heather@heatherbrewer.com with their mailing addresses. Darcey and Bloody Mary, you won!!!

Now. Onto other things. Your Auntie Heather is busy writing ALL THE WORDS, Minions. You know what that means, don’t you? It means YOU’RE IN CHARGE until I hit “The End”. *passes out fire extinguishers and Pop Rocks*

Make me proud.



Dear Minions…

Thursday, March 1st, 2012

Greetings, my evil lil Horde members! Auntie Heather here, with something on my mind.

You know how it feels to share a really special connection with someone? The kind that inspires you to frolic through a field of dead flowers together, hand in hand, toward your shared goal of world domination? You know…like the way we feel about each other? I love that. Don’t you love that? Isn’t it cool that we can feel like TOTAL FREAKS when we’re around the rest of the world, but cackle with glee at our awesomeness when we’re together, Minions? What we have is different. It’s special. It’s cool. And I’ve been thinking about it a lot lately–thinking, my Minions, about you all. And how much I miss spending time with you.

This may, perhaps, coincide with my focus lately on the calendar for the rest of 2012. See, you can look at my Appearances page and see how light it looks, but behind the scenes, several things are in the works, several appearances are being arranged, and I can hardly wait to spend time with you. In short, I miss you! You guys complete me. You fill the void in my lil black heart. You get me. Like I get you. And I can’t wait to see and hug you!

So…because I love you all so much…I’m going to hold a SPONTANEOUS MINI-CONTEST!!!

Want an advanced copy of SOULBOUND? Comment here to enter. BUT…you only get one entry, despite multiple comments…you sneaky Minions, you. :)

Contest ends when I blog next…and who knows how long that’ll be??

By the way, you earned $111 for TWLOHA on my last blog post! But I’m gonna even it out at $200. Great job, Minions!



Happy Halloween, Minion Horde!

Monday, October 31st, 2011

Ahh, Halloween! Auntie Heather’s most favorite holiday of the year (and, I’m quite certain, many Minions’ as well). A day that’s filled with costumes and candy and frights and spooky ghosties galore. What more could you possibly ask for?

Why…music…of course.

This one’s for you, Minions. You’re in my thoughts today. Just like you’re always in my heart. My shriveled up, black lil heart.



London – It’s Brilliant, Yeah?

Saturday, August 14th, 2010

Greetings, Minion Horde!!!

Cuddle up in your cute lil skull-covered blankies, Minions, because Auntie Heather has missed you soooooo much and has so many fangtastic things to tell you! As many of you know (I really should get better about blogging the deets of my life, but in case I can’t grasp that fact, you should follow me on Twitter or Facebook – links in the side bar) I recently ran away to London with my big sis. It was my first passport stamp, and it did not disappoint. We saw tons of cool stuff, did research for THE SLAYER CHRONICLES (formerly the series known as THE SLAYER JOURNALS), and got Lewis Carroll-themed tattoos. AND…the ABSOLUTE BEST PART….?

I met a Minion!

Her name is Sidney and she totally didn’t believe I am who I said I am – the great and powerful Auntie Heather. But I’m hoping she believes me now, after an ID check (no, seriously) and her pic on my blog. Sidney sounded American, which is kinda funny. I go ALL THE WAY to London to run into an American Minion. She complimented my Vlad bag. Just shows it pays to carry that smiley around with me.

Anyhoo…my family and I just officially moved into our new house (no worries, STL Minions! I’m still calling STL home). We’re busy, busy, busy. And in just over a month, TWELFTH GRADE KILLS hits the stores! (If you’ve been waiting for the paperback of ELEVENTH GRADE BURNS, wait no longer – you can find it in stores now!) ALSO…I just got my tour dates for the release of 12th. I’ll post them later today.

You may now celebrate.

Also, Minions! If you haven’t taken part in the Minion Challenges on VladTod.com, please do so now. Go forth and spread the Vlad love!



   

 
 


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