It’s time for another FANGtastic contest, Minions!

It’s the Anti-Valentines Day Contest!!!

Do you loathe Cupid and the way he struts around in a diaper, shooting love arrows at innocent passersby? Does the sight of paper hearts and glitter make you want to vomit? Well, who needs stupid Cupid, when we can celebrate being ourselves, being awesome, and being a part of the Minion Horde?

Of course, that doesn’t mean we don’t like to cuddle. It’s just that we like to cuddle with creepy things. Things that stare into the bleakness of our souls. Things like…these…

These gorgeous dolls were created by the amazing Jodi Cain at Tattered Rags Creepy Rag Dolls. They each stand around 22 inches tall, and if you haven’t guessed by now, these ones are custom. Meredith, Vlad, Otis, and Snow are awaiting their new owners, and you could be one!

To enter, Minions, you must send your name, mailing address, and the order in which you prefer the dolls (example: Otis, Vlad, Meredith, Snow – Snow, Meredith, Vlad, Otis – etc.) to minioncontest@gmail.com with the subject line CREEPY DOLL CONTEST. Four winners will be chosen randomly by Heather Brewer. Auntie Heather will choose which doll is sent to the winners. No guarantees that you will receive the doll you’d prefer.

Contest ends February 14, 2012, so hop to it!

MINI-RULES

The Anti-Valentines Day Contest

Four (4) grand prize winners will win a Tattered Rags Creep Rag Doll. (Total Approximate Retail Value = $140.00 each). Two (2) first place winners will win an autographed copy of FIRST KILL signed by Heather Brewer.

• No purchase necessary.

• Open to residents of the Continental U.S. and the District of Columbia, ages 13 and up.

• ONE ENTRY PER PERSON. Entries must be received on or by February 14, 2012. Winners will be chosen on or about February 15, 2012.

• Void where prohibited by law.

• Penguin Young Readers Group is not responsible for this contest or delivery of the prize.